Update

What can i say? Give me a theme and i'm sure i can think of something wacky...if it was MG, he'd say to the kids, mummy dah gila. To me he'd say, mid-life crisis ka?

The theme of the company dinner was 'masquerade'..i didn't tell MG what it was because i taknak dia cakap kitaorg copy company diaorg. Because the year before, his was 'movies' and then so did mine...cam ada la pulak connection between both our workplaces kan..(when he had his, i didn't ask him what costume he wore because at that time i tengah chom ngan dia).

Anyway, when i got to know that the theme was masquerade, i already had in mind how it should be. We went to the costume hire and i saw this blonde wig. I thought it was fated, cam tau2 je that i wanted to go as 'Marie Antoinette'. But i couldn't get the baju kembang2 cam zaman tu..bajunya ada silap sikit la zamannya..but the wig and mask were good enough. Sampai buat research on gaya2 makeup zaman tu..sampai siap beli foundation yg putih tu (but the shop assistant did warn me against putting it on too much..taknak la jadi clown pulak kan??).

So, the night came...of course i was the only one with the blonde hair..ceh! You know the young ones? Depa semua pakai baju glamer2..ada cam pengantin, princess what have you lah..and there i was macam dah pergi tersilap party..like my austin powers last year, i had two pengapit (friends that i've talked into what to wear to suit my 'play acting'-talk about power of persuasion)..yes, they dressed medieval-ly sort of also but they were pretty and wig diaorang takle kaler gila cam i. So, from MarieAntoinette, halfway through the dinner, i must have looked like Cinderella's Step mother and them the ugly sisters. At the end of the night, i just looked like a Drag Queen Esah oiii! Sib baik la i tak ajak MG sama to the dinner, he would have been really embarraseed of his wife.

Tahun ni potong stim sikit..there was no best dressed award for the staffs, only the trainees. I bet my little finger that i would have won it otherwise. Nevertheless, the big boss did acknowledge my effort by mentioning the fact that i stopped the traffic while getting out of the car at the front of the hotel lobby. Mesti orang ingat sapa la pi tempah drag queen ni...

All in all, dinner was good. Didn't get to drive home in the costume since terpaksa tanggal and bagi kat my friend yg nak pulangkan all costumes early the next day...kalau tak could have had fun menakutkan anak dan laki kat rumah..ataupun mana le tau sesapa tu tetiba berminat nak jadi my King Louis pulak ke..But hish..seram gak drive memalam sensorang nak balik rumah dengan muka putih pucat lesi..kang ada la pulak nak kawan2 ingatkan kita ni sama spesis tegak bulu roma as i typed this).

P/S memang cemas gak bila dah sampai rumah. Hish pesal la MG or maid tak pasang lampu kat porch. Gelap gelita OK..dah la tu, rumah takde pagar...kot kaki kena baham ngan stray dogs ke..(a few have been sighted lately).


So, this pic's for you Lukmang seperti yang dijanjikan (but tempoh tontonan sekejap je na, pasal kena remove sat lagi. Idak kang ada budak kecik ngigau lak..)

Err..DesertRose, gambor2 kat pesbuk tu gambor dedolu...haa..nampak tak sekarang pau terlebih yeastnya?

Sleepless in No. 31

I got back from Company dinner 2 hours ago. Tak boleh tidur lagi. Update pasal dinner later when i've got some pics atas belas ehsan kengkawan.

Little D's birthday is coming soon. I told her about it. Awal2 lagi dah pesan, tak mau badut (she's scared shit of clowns), tak mau metap (meaning tak mau face paint either because again, she's scared of the colours), nak belon aje...haiya! kalau i buat party utk dia, mesti orang akan complaint, the most boring party ever. Unless kalau laman rumah besar, boleh le sewa bouncy castle ke, kan? Even though the taman kanak2 and some green area is just depan rumah, uols tak rasa gempak sangat ke kalau i portkan bouncy castle kat situ????

I had a class this morning. Seperti biasa bila time class mesti boring gila. Satu dunia i hantar sms. Pagi tadi i decided to sms MG..saja hantar sms gatal but inshort formlah. It said, MNNL = Malam Ni Nak L*toot* tak leh habaq. Then i received 3 calls from him which of course i tak jawab because i was in a class, kan? I thought, haiya, what's his problem? SMS je la balik..sexcited ke? (Perghh!) Then i received a call from home, which of course i had to leave the class to answer. Takut la kut2 any emergency with the kids. It was my maid and bunyi tercungap2..She said, kak, betulke Atuk (my dad) dah meninggal?

I said, hah? Bukan ke dia bawak budak2 keluar sarapan? (My parent's are here for a visit). Maid, iya..belum balik lagi. Tadi bapak (MG)call cakap kakak sms kata Atuk dah meninggal. CK, laaa...taklah! ish mamat ni, org sms lain!

Then i had to call MG and cakap, apsal la lu..MG chom because he said, lainkali jangan dah sms main2. I said, if betul ada orang meninggal, and my father pulak tu, takkan la i hantar sms je? Ish ish..mana ke common sense kan?? haa...chom le tu..
Ni la orang kata lost in translation..

I brought the iron to the office today because i nak iron baju dinner i (i bersiap from the office because rumah jauh). Then dah nak sampai rumah tadi i just remembered that i forgot to bring it home. Damn! Tiba je rumah terus inform MG about it. Sorry, no iron..(pepandai la find one before gi kerja hari Isnin OK). Sib baik muncungnya dari pagi tadi tak dipanjangkan lagi. Just to answer the anonymous person punya comment to the previous entry, memang MG laki mithali bab2 ironing ni. Kalau i mintak nak buatkan utk dia, menangis airmata darah pun tak tentu dia bagi i buatkan..haha..that's how anal he is about his clothes.


OK lah nak pi tido...

Bukan cinta biasa

I was really irritable yesterday..dah bertahun2 i tak masuk gym, yesterday i took the plunge sebabnya swimming pool kesayangan kering under maintenance. Kesian bebudak cuti sekolah..baru nak terkinja2 main air. Back to the gym, malamnya segala tulang temulang sakit, that's why i was irritable. I went there early in the morning, bukak2 je terus pergi. Bukannya apa, it's just a small gym, so i geli sikit kalau ramai2 orang. Kang ada yg peluh menitik merata2 lah, ada yg peluh bau kari la, ada yang ketiak bau tengit la...Anyway, for the first 45 mins i was there, there was no one else. Then this guy came in...what is it with guys kan? They are not interested to do any cardio exercises at all, masuk2 je terus menuju ke free weights. Yg i tak tahan tu, bila angkat weight tu, this guy would be groaning and grunting cam kerbau kena sembelih, pas tu macam lepaskan weight berdentum kat lantai. Ek eleh...kalau tak larat angkat yg berat2, angkat le je yg ringan...then sikit2 tengok cermin, admiring his biceps and what have youlah.

Then later, another guy came in..ni lagi satu. I mean, there were two other people before him kan, but this guy masuk2 je terus offkan aircond and bukak sema tingkap. Why? I don't understand..kalau ye pun, mintak la permission i ngan the other guy dulukan, ni tak..buat muka poyo je..ces!

Kolam kering satu minggu ni bagus jugak..kalau tak i would be menjilat jari dari jauh je because cuti2 sekolah cam ni, bebudak ramai especially teenage girls. It must be age and generation gaplah..i really can't stand teenagers. They'd come in a group, not in proper attire. Tapi ni boleh pejam mata lagi..what i can't stand is they don't tie their hair back! Rambut masing2 panjang..then bila kita swim, eh, cam ada tentacles jellyfish je lekat kat kaki kita...ghope2nya rambut bergumpal2. Geli!!! Pas tu changing room mesti semak gila. Dgn tissue paperlah, arm bandlah, rambut (again), etc. Then they have this habit of jumping into the pool..you see, the pool's not that big..ada la about 25m or less. So, bila masing2 dah lompak cam anak hippo, CK yg tengah berenang ni macam kena landa dgn tsunami ok! Another thing, dia org just berendam in small groups, sana sikit, sini sikit...yg serious swimmers cam CK ni (ptuih..!) tak boleh nak swim in straight line, kena zig zag celah2 depa. Gosh! I'm really whining kan? Apa2 pun, hambik kau, la ni sapa pun tak leh gi pool tu..haha (gelak evil).

This morning i was telling MG about the girls at the pool. Dia tengah seterika baju and i was trying to squeeze into my perisai. I selalu perasan yg i ala ala those XXXX model in corset what have you la - memang jati diri tinggi sungguh. MG cakap cam sarung nangka nak merekah. Anyway, mamat tu seperti biasa buat comment2 ngok cam...wooooo..mesti cam wet tshirt contest kat poolkan...mmmm...,imagine all the daging pejal2...

Dah la perut i asik memulas je dari celik2 mata pasal semalam bantai kerang sampai tak hengat donia, coupled with joke2 bangang mamat tu. I terus (ter)lepaskan bom i uols! POOOOORRRTTTT! Baunya tuhan je le yg tau! Like tokak plus anjing basah plus air limbah semua ada. I sendiri pun cam nak pengsan, so i had to warn MG kerana kesian gak. After a few seconds bila dah sampai kat dia, dia terus lari masuk toilet buat2 gaya nak muntah. Pas tu dia kunci i luar bilik tak bagi i hiburkan dia pot pet pot pet sementara dia tengah ironing.

I cakap laaaaaa..kata cinta sejati.....i baru kentut siiikiiiiit je pun dah tak tahan...


Istilah:


tokak = luka yg basah tak kering2 serta berair
anjing basah = anjing yg tengah basah
air limbah = air kotor longkang parit yg berkeladak

BTW, those istilah have been in my family for yonks. I idakle ada first hand experience pulak ye dgn bau2 camtu.

Jessica, Ralph and Robbie

Ada fan Cik Kiah cakap blog ni cam di celah2 kehidupan. If sesapa tak tau DCCK tu adalah ruangan dlm MM hari Ahad yg menjadi santapan ruji CK, amma, akak, auntie, cousin dan memana pompuan yg CK kenal lah. And of course the guys i know would avoid it like a plague. I must say that dlm blog ni i banyak merapu je, the stories are nowhere interesting or as colourful as the popular column. Apa2 pun timaksih la FKK oi..

There's one story ni dah lama i nak mengomel. It's about anak someone ni and i shall name her JessicaBiel. She is in the late teens, cantik, tinggi lampai putih melepak. Kalo i budak laki dgn hormone tengah jongkang jongket mesti si Jessica ni i igau2kan sampai tak tido malam. Bila dah ramai peminat, amma and appa cam risau, taknak anak dicop playgirl. Tapi bak kata Esah yg kononnya i ni dasar bohsia jadi2an, i cakap kat Jessica, now is the time to enjoy. Have a lot of friends, don't be serious on one guy je. I supposed, yes, kita boleh keluar dgn ramai lelaki tapi naluri manusia ni yg cenderung berlap2 ni, mesti le berlap2 ngan sorang je kan? Melainkanlah kalau set2 siamang jadian kan?

Bebanyak jantan yg usha si Jessica ni, dia boleh terpikat kat sorang mamat yg masih tak lepaih SPM lagi masa tu (minah ni dah masuk college). I pikir, apa le yg minah ni tengok kat adik hingusan ni, and i shall name him RalphMacchio..(then i saw her facebook pics with this guy. Fuyooo, i yg dah jadi mak budak ni pun teruja tengok kejambuan muka dan six pack mamat tu). Anyway, at the same time, bila kat collage, si JessicaBiel ni ada la pulak teman tapi mesra dia. This guy whom i shall call RobbieWilliams. Bila tanya you all ada apa2 ke? Eh takde..kawan je ni. So isaid to Jessica, takde jantan yg akan sanggup ikut pompuan kehulu kehilir tanpa mengharapkan sesuatu..melainkan jantan tu nyah la kan..

Bila dah nak dekat SPM, si RalphMacchio pun tak le berhubungan sangat ngan Jessica ni. Dia sibuk nak peksa, ditambah pulak rumah masing2 jauhnya dekat 20km plus mamat tu masih kat sekolah lagi so selalu pokai. Duit belanja 3 inggit sehari je cukup2 utk beli kopok lekor. Si minah pun boleh ugut2 kmat boiprennya, kalau you tak tumpukan masa kat i, you tak sayang i la tu..kita breakup!

I said what???! You pi dump dia masa dia dah nak SPM? Tsk tsk tsk! Kata si Jessica, a ah..mamat tu merayu kat dia satu minggu supaya tak ditinggalkan but minah ni jual mahal. At the same time, si RobbieWilliams lak menunjukkan belang sebenar. Jessica! ko tinggalkan budak ingusan tu. Kalau you nak kawan ngan i, kawan ngan i je tau! So Jessica pun cam bangga la..satu pergi, satu lagi dah standby. Sian si RalphMacchio..but this guy earned my respect. Dia menangis cam KassimSelamat seminggu je, pas tu dah tak berbunyi apa2 dah. He sat for his SPM and bila si Jessica ni terhegeh2 kat dia, dia cakap Podah kau!

I tanya amma JessicaBiel..apa masalah minah tu ngan RalphMacchio? Dia cakap RM tu cam tak perlu sangat kat minah tu: he has his studies, his friends and family. So takdele 24jam nak laling laling kat pesbuk or SMS. Whereas si RobbieWilliams lak comes from a broken family..mak dia jauh..adik2 beradik tak rapat and appa tak dengar cerita. Therefore, mamat ni kalau boleh nak melekapppppppp je. So i guess, JessicaBiel cam flattered le that she's needed 24 hours..

Hehehe..i gelak je. Baru2 ni amma Jessica ada bagitau i yg minah tu dah naik lemas pasal RW asik control segala lagak cam laki kap lam. Pergi college, balik college, tak leh merayau mana2, no lepak2 with friends, no sms dari jantan memana and obviously pesbuk friends discreen dulu.

Itu le cakap CK awal2 tak nak dengar si amma Jessica ni. Zaman college, uni la nak berfoya2. Awat la awal2 lagi kaki tangan semua dah kena pasung?

Of course la akan i selitkan alkisah i dolu2 kan? Masa i baru masuk 1st year at uni, adalah sorang jan ni. Rupa boleh tahan, IQ pun ok kut. one of those that could have been but sebab yg buat i put off sesangat tu was he was quite a conrol freak. Sometimes he made me repeat my questions to him in a nicer way baru dia nak jawab. Ewah! Apa dia ingat dia PrinceWilliam ke? Podah!

And then, masa zaman i gersang sosial life (takde keluar dgn mana2 jantan), my sis introduced me to her adik angkat. Intro thru tefon. She gave him my house, office numbers (sib baik takde hp masa tu) and also my email. Let's say we became friends on wed, by Fri dia bukan setakat tefon i kat office, dia hantar email lagi and bila i balik rumah, tak panas vontot lagi dia dah call.Nanti kang malam call lagi. tak tau apa nak cerita dah. so i asked my sis to tell him, man man la. Adik i ni jenis yg tak suka orang over2. You know what? He flipped! He said to my sis, orang concern pasal dia pun dia tak faham. Concern is one thing, gila is another.

Tuhan tu maha adil kan. Ha ambik kau katanya. I dapat MG yg sikit no hal punya what i get up to. Once i had to attend a dinner, so i informed him i have to be back late. He said, OK. I pulak yg nak kena cakap, don't you want to know where i am and whom i'm with? Baru dia cakap, oo..Ok. Camni punya laki pun ada.

Could have been another twilight zone

This morning i chom kat MG. Ada budak bulu berak atas katil maid, we didn't catch the culprit in action but tengok modus operandi cam Princess Boyot je punya kerja. Makcik tu memang ada masalah jiwa sikit. Kerusi yg dia suka duduk kena ubah sikit, dia akan kencing atas rug kat dapur. Toilet dia kotor sikit, dia akan melepas atas sofa..the maid pun rasa2 yg bagi dia present pagi tadi was si Boyot because she said she was cleaning the litter box when si Boyot tu datang nak gunakan toiletnya. She took a look and walked away. And we knowlah dia pergi mana kan? Ghope taik masing2 pun i dah kenal sapa punya tau! But nooooo...MG had to put the blame on si JPB (jgn pandang belakang)..i said mentang2 la buruk kawan tu, asyik kena tuduh je. Padahal, she spends most of her time in our bedroom tak nah pulak la dia melepas. But melly? yes, bila angin kuskusnya datang....As for Monty, awal pagi dah keluar ada meeting rukun tetangga gamaknya, so he was off the hook. Anyway, he's always had impeccable bathroom manners therefore tak pernah la accident mana2 or saja nak buat dajal.

Today i had to be at workplace B. The office yg i selalu lepak is under renovation so the staff showed me where i could port. At their other offices at another wing yg takdak sapa orang duduk OK! Ada 7,8 bilik yg nama officer je lekat kat pintu, orangnya takde and tempat tu jadi cam stor tempat simpan barang. Haish! i really had no other choice...nak tak nak terpaksa la guna one of the rooms. The staff told me, CK, i akan kunci pintu kat luar ni, sometimes ada orang luar masuk. It's pretty dangerous because there's no one else up here (perlukah kau emphasise on the fact that i'm totally alone?). Pukul berapa CK nak balik, nanti saya datang unlockkan pintu atau kalau bebila CK nak keluar, tepon je saya. I told her that i'm looking at doing my work until 3pm....

Jenuhla mulut i terkumat kamit baca ayat kursi, 3 qul and what have you. Sempat jugak cakap kat sesapa tulah kan, aku ni bukan orang luar, orang sini jugak. Nak tumpang buat kerja je, so aku tak kacau kau, kau jangan kacau aku...

Sib baik la ada pesbuk, hp pelbagai..idakle rasa sunyi sangat. At one point rasa adehhhh sakit perut, mana toiletnya?? Eh, kalau ada pun cemas gak nak gunakan toiletnya..almaklumlah, masa i kat sekolah asrama dulu, penggunaan toilet adalah dielakkan sama sekali bila berseorangan. I didn't leave for lunch, sib baik ada tapau mee goreng dari petronas on the way to work. When you are alone, rasa sejuk sangat la pulak...pashmina ilek, apatah lagi selimut masam i dari workplace A kan? All i had was telekung...haruskah i? Yes, i did don my telekung because it was damn cold. but i didn't do anything naughty like berjalan kat corridor in my telekung. Nak kamjatkan orang (mana ada orang kat atas tu) nanti aku yg mati kamjat..

I was there from 830am..tengok2 eh dah kul 1230pm..then eh dah kul 3pm..and then the staff came to unlock me. She asked me how i was. Surprisingly it was so peaceful, no noise, no distraction whatsoever. Takde orang mengacau bergossip, ajak makan, ajak sopping kaedahnya..so i told her, best la kat sini. Esok CK datang lagi ke sini OK?

Seriously la...am i tempting fate?

Twilight zone

The batch of people who went to the UK with me are planning a reunion soon. In the spur of the moment i texted Ustazah Munah and asked her, let's go, it might be fun. We are two recluse people, so i added, if you go i'll go. I could see she was reluctant...i was keen at first. Some of those people who have replied on fb that they'd be there, i would really like to see them again after all these years. However, after a week, those who have confirmed their attendance remained less than 10. Meaning that it's enough to just fill up one table...and yes, there are about 3,4people that i don't care if i don't see them again...one table means i would have to make small talk with them...even though i am keen to see the 2 people there, not for the life of me would i know what to say to the other 4. Thus, unless the number of attendees increases exponentially within the next few weeks, i may have to give it a go.

20 years ago, we had orientation one after another prior to sending us overseas. Harap2 kitaorang tak kena kejutan budayalah kononnya...anyway, one of the orientation was held in one of the schools in the east coast. It was not one of the sekolah berasrama penuh, the building was old hence the facilities like dewan makan, bathroom, toilets semua looked tired, needing a new coat of paint etc.. Anyway, i think we were there for 4-5 nights. The activities were fun though...the usual bangun pagi, sembahyang subuh, then jogging cam nak mati but kena control macho because the guys pun jogging pada masa yg sama. Then we had one lecture after another....zzzzzzz..

But apa yang nak distorykan kat sini...on the last day, the activities finished in the late afternoon. We were told beforehand that there would be several buses that'd take us back to KL. Since i had only one week before flying off, i really wanted to head home straight to Perak, instead of going to KL first, then dily daly kat situ and then baru balik Perak. So the plan was for me to spend a night at this good friend of mine punya rumah atok kat pekan tu and the next day i'd take a bus straight home. So she called up her uncle from a pay phone near the pagar sekolah earlier during the day and informed him to pick us up around 9-10pm, right after the other students have left on the buses. Of course we didn't want to miss saying goodbye to our friends, when the next time we meet would already be in the UK. Anyway, after the buses have left, the two of us with our belongings dok lepak2 kat common room waiting for her uncle. Suasana yg meriah dgn orang tadi dah kelam, sunyi and quite dark except for the few corridor lights. Of course there was no facilitator waiting with us..There was no mobile phones at that time and the nearest pay phone was the one near the pagar sekolah. And that was about 200 metres away from where we were. We all jenguk a few times towards the pagar, while contemplating whether to make a dash to the phone. But a few times we saw someone outside the pagar. Orang gila ke? Orang jahat ke? We dared not.

It must be after 11pm when i decided no one was coming to get us might as well kitaorg tidur je lagi semalam kat situ. We went back to the dorm we had been occupying but of course menyeramkan...there were only two of us and there were many empty double decker beds. There were no proper windows, only jaring2 with curtains. Nak pergi ke bathroom next door pun seram OK. There was no proper shower but one big common bathroom with kolah sebesar alam. I said to my friend, ni tak boleh jadi ni..how to sleep like this? Kalau tak kena makan dgn hantu pasti kena dirogol beramai-ramai. What with that orang gila luar pagar some more??

We never realised the existence of other people at that school. It was school holidays hence why the course was held there. But bila dah sunyi senyap camtu only then we realised that there were some students there yg tak balik kampung (the school was separuh berasrama). So we tebalkan our faces and knocked on their domitory door mintak tumpang tido sama. Thank god the sisters were really accomodating (Esah, ko mesti ingat kitaorg ketuk bilik jantan kan??). There were empty beds in their dorm, they took out some clean bed sheets and we slept soundly till morning.

The next morning, my friend called up her uncle who had left for work hence he couldn't come for us. We then called up our friend who was local and he came to pick us up. We then found out the supposedly 'orang gila' luar pagar was actually my friend's uncle. He couldn't enter the school premises because the gate was locked...if only we had been braved enough to go to the payphone.

I thought i was on Twilight Zone..

I've got bun in the oven..

The kids were discharged on Sunday evening. Debak debuk kul 730pm jugak sampai rumah..penatnya! Mata masing2 cam panda but the kids were just super hyper. Must be the drugs. Anyway, thanks Belladonna for the sms. I tak sempat nak balas and then terus lupa. Two days in a row cam zombi je, nak qada semua tido. Yesterday i had to go visit the dr. The chest felt really heavy..i kan asthmatic..i tau le tanda2 nak datang semput kan. I used the neb at home but after a few hours the heaviness came back and i knew it was time for some prednisolone tablets (steroid). So i had to go see the doctor. Dia cakap, ni kena neb, bila last? Errr...well, the last time i was here (tipu, sebenarnya pagi tadi). So kena neb (which i could do at home), bagi ubat tablet semput (yg sentiasa ada dlm handbag) and steroid tablets (penyebab i pergi doctor tu), that cost me RM40. hmm.. i probably should go ask my gp friends for some supply of prednisolone tablets la..will save me $$$ since i boleh diagnose sendiri and ada rawatan kat rumah kan..

Anyway, while the dr was listening to my chest, i cemas sikit...sebabnya, badan i ni dipasang perisai depan belakang, atas bawah. I takut je dr cakap, puan tolong tanggal apa yg puan pakai kat dalam, saya langsung tak dengar bunyi apa2. Ni kiranya macam orang yg pakai susuk uols, kalau nak cabut gigi bukan main susah! Nak cucuk bius pun tak lut jaraum. Digress pulak kat situ..puncanya, in the last few weeks, dah 3 orang menanya, you ni pregnant yeee??? i nak je cakap, kalau i pregnant, i would be rubbing my tummy..sikit2 gosok, sikit2 gosok sampai la org tanya, pregnant ye? Furthermore, masa i pregnant la i ambik gambar potret banyak sikit because those were the only times yg muka i tirus. Contrary to most people, i tend to lose my own weight during pregnancy..berat naik pun about 3-4kgs and those were really baby weight. So orang kata berseri2 lah..

So i thought tak leh jadi ni..must do something drastic sementara menunggu my stomach crunches to take effect (cam buat selalu). Mg asked me bila balik rumah, are you sure bukan sebab perisai you ni yg you sesak nafas? Good question! Things i'd do..macamla bila dah dibendung begini i can hope to be as kurus as si Ceplus hantu kat tv tu.

I said to MG, that's it! No more makan malam for me. Then my maid menyampuk, ala, kakak, cuba kalau ada jering, habis diet! Ewah! pandai lak dia mengata tu. I said, so, no more jering in this house until further notice. So i've been good the last few nights..except tadi because ada perjumpaan desperate hoswipe bhgn lembah kelang. I ate sooooo much that sampai la ni rasa cam nak guling2 atas lantai. Campur dgn rasa loya semacam because the perisai menyekat makanan tu kat perut kut..(pakai perisai tapi still boleh melantak, tiada maknanya tu)

A few weeks ago while i was at the pool..as usual ada sorang dua je kat pool tu, so there was this very friendly young lady who started talking to me. She told me that she is an athlete yg dah lama tak pi training so she's put on quite a bit of weight. She said, humph..badan saya naik, gemuk cam ni (sambil tangan digaya2kan tunjuk pinggangnya). I ngangguk je. Pas tu dia kata, eh, bukan, saya dah lost 5kg, sebelum tu saya gemuk macam akak ni le. Amboi2 friendly sangat la pulak! Then she shared tips with me about how to go about losing weight. She said, be a vegetarian, jangan makan lauk (mm...i'm really not a maun person) and drink 2-3 glasses of air suam perahan lemon. Kalau boleh air sikit je, biar semasam yg boleh, gerenti berat cepat turun. I terfikir, the acidic air lemon will strip your tooth enamel in a flash. You'll end up with really thin, weird shiny teeth not mnetioning that will be sensitive to boot. Nanti gigi kena crown la pulak..ni juga peringatan utk orang ittew yg menjadikan diet coke minuman rujinya. Sampaikan kat rumah i pun dia boleh request diet coke uols! CK cakap kat rumah Ck yg paling strong is ribena..

Anyway, that swimming session was the shortest ever. I managed to swim 20 laps in 20 minutes. Tak sanggup i mendengar celoteh adik tu uols!

Next week ada annual dinner company i ni. This year pun ada tema. I ni bermasalah sikit nak sewa2 baju, asik tak muat! Bersesuaian dgn tema, i terbayang2 character yg sesuai dgn my figure yg sungguh full ni. I had an idea..i terbayangkan masa i masuk stately homes kat UK dulu, semua gambar potret tok nenek depa mesti gambar pompuan yg tembam2, chubby2, bosomylah..(kalau i idup zaman tu, mesti i hot property uols, scandalous!)..so, i know what i'll be wearing. Tadi pi costume hire shop, i found the costume and best of all the wig..! So, kita saksikan minggu depan..