Chalk n cheese

Weekend ni i nak hot je. Agaknya it's nearing to that time of the month, which i can never tell because it keeps shifting. In fact last puasa, so confident was i that i would get to puasa penuh, sampai bet 20 inggit dgn member i si Neo. Tengok2 sehari sebelum raya dapat period. Kalau tak takkanlah pregnant 3 bulan pun tak sedar kan?

My maid took the weekend off. Hot betul i pasal dekat kul8 malam tadi beru nak terbit. She blamed it on the train bus etc. I cakap dah tau train KTM tu selalu lambat and would stop at every odd station, house, busut whatever and bus hari ahad selalu tunggu penuh baru jalan macam katebang biman, then, boleh tak like kul 3 dah tunggu train? Ni i called kul 5 baru nak bergerak ke station.

Lagi satu i hot kat housemate i. Susah duduk dgn org yg dibesarkan dgn lain ideologi. Maknya pernah cakap dgn i kenapa nak keriau2 kena kemas rumah cuci pinggan semua, tu dah memang tugas kita org pompuan. OK, lain la kalau kita ni suku sakat taliban ke..i vividly remember my bro satu hari turun je dari basikal dari sekolah terus cakap kat mak i, mak, kalau mak taknak masak pun ustad kata ok. Ustad cakap isterinya punya tanggungjawab bukan utk masak kemas rumah. And he was only in std 4 then. And then, masa kursus kahwin, the only 2 things that i could recall ustad yg berceramah tu beria2 nak kitaorg ingat were, para suami, kalau isteri awak taknak buat kerja rumah, awak tak boleh paksa atau marah2 and that sperm boleh telan pasal tak najis. When we were married for just 6 months, MG cakap kat i, sekarang ni you malas masak ye...and i looked at him macam dia alien. And he sworeee that masa dia kursus kawin ustadnya tak kata pun camtu..i said you must be having a nap while he was talking (knowing his tendency to tertidur pun and kalau tak tidur pun one must know how to tap into his dimension). Not that i berkira nak masak ke hapa tapi i like to cook (when there's no one to tidy up afterwards) as much as he likes to basuh pinggan sebijik kat dalam sink tu. And jangan nak keriau2 tension dgn i kenapa tak bagitau dia yg maid nak cuti because he has sooooooo much stuff to do..hello! Kalau dia tak mengamalkan konsep bila bini bukak mulut je dia terus switch off, benda camni tak berlaku OK..lagipun apa gunanya smart phone you tu kan, catit la! Furthermore, org sekarang dah tak pi beratur kat ATM machine to pay bills ok..last month bank yg i buat car loan dah boleh bayar loan online, so bye bye going to the bank forever. When my brother grumbled depan we all yg dia la kena buat gardening, dia la yg masak, dia la yg buang taik kucing, i just looked at my SIL and said, never ever you start doing those things..biarkan! Wanita sedunia rejoice!

Then masuk bab2 keagamaan ni pulak. We plan to move little D to another kindy. Cukup la 3 tahun with the present one. MG wants to enrol her into one islamic kindy..i think sebab musababnya because bini kawan dia yg bukak. I said, i'm really not into budak kecik bertudung because kesian tengok diaorg panas and bila lepas kul 10 pagi dah tak rhope anak org dah, even though i am all for early islamic education. In fact sekolah kebangsaan pun setau i the teachers tak boleh paksa. Dia kata, teachers tak paksa tapi kita mak bapak paksa le. I said, im', so not into memaksa anak2 i pakai tudung. When the time comes and diaorg sendiri terbuka hati utk bertudung atas sebab2 yg betul, then by all means. Not because of peer pressure, teachers ke atau budak2 jantan mulut cilanat yg perasan alim sangat and cakap hari2 depa tengok budak pompuan tak bertudung depa dosa. Dah tu toksah tengok le. I told him that i tak bertudung sampai i dah nak kematu..i turned out not so bad pun, idakle kaki jantan ke (esah would beg to differ), kaki tonggang ke, kaki clubbing ke, atau pun idakle mulut i laser asik nak mengata org sampai terjuih2 bibir. Lagi mak i berleter kat i dulu suh pakai lagi i liat. Bukannya apa dia pernah tercakap kat i yg malu le dia kat kengkawannya yg i tak pakai tudung. To me, it's all about akhlak. Ada orang islam yg perangai cam piraun..pi buang sampah merata2, rumah kotor ya amat, guna toilet cam org tak berpelajaran, suka torture binatang (tak kisahlah setakat masukkan goldfish dlm balang kecik sampai ikan tu nak pusing pun susah - i trauma dgn kejadian ni sampai sekarang) etc. And there are non-muslims yg pencinta binatang, suka tolong orang, polite, etc.
Memang pompuan islam wajib bertudung but bila dah mula bertudung kena la betul2 committed, ni sekejap pakai sekejap bukak atau pakai tapi aurat lain nampak like pakai baju lengan pendek ke, baju ketat or worse pakai baju pregnant had betis..aiya yai..i said, sebagai contoh org bertudung like my two friends at work. Pakai dari sekolah, in fact yg sorang tu kalau keluar ke gate depan rumah pun pakai cekup, this is sepatutnya lah kan. But semayang haram idak! And i said some more, budak2 bertudung jugak ada terlibat in video amatur lucah lubuk tah mana2 tah celah semak or memadu asmara kat vistaangkasa sinun..

MG terdiam tak kata apa.