I'm at the workshop tengah tunggu kereta diservice. Sejuk bedi tempat ni, had i known, would have brought a pashmina. Ada la throw kat boot kereta but itu nak hantar dryclean because si Boyot pi kencing...actually dah berjaman kat belakang kereta.
Yesterday a colleague brought an Elvavi (as Miss AA would say) handbag to work. Hati ni bergedebak-gedebuk tatkala mengulit kulit bag tu....satu pagi menjalankan research di internet (ooo..tak buat kerja rupanya, kalau SV ku tahu..)..should i or should not? Mengambil kesempatan di sebalik jatuhnya matawang GBP and Euro. Tried emailing Esah yang berperanan yakni sebagai Ketua Pemasaran Segala Neka (dari cat kepada majalah2 yg tak sesuai dibaca di khalyak ramai)..mungkin i perlukan khidmat you sayangku..tapi you pulak lenyap dari muka pesbuk..i panic! Kepada siapakah boleh ku kirim..But it was a blessing in disguise that i couldn't get you...kalau idak dah buat purchase over the internet dah..
Bila nalik rumah, i tengok si kedek2 dua org kat rumah tu dah pergi kaler2 sofa dgn watercolour. Ni sapa punya idea pi beli paint brush kat depa ni? Sofa yg sedia ada cuma satu and that itupun dari jaman2 baru kahwin and main rumah2. Sarungnya dah koyak at the seams, zip tak boleh tutup dah because it was supposed to be dry cleaned but i couldn't be arsed hence sarungnya dah mengecut. Kat tepi arm rest ada kesan cakar anak2 bulu yang tak dengar cakap. Ada entah apa2 tanda lagi kat sofa...it's high time we say goodbye to the sofa.
So i called up MG....btw, perbincangan serious begini i selalu mulakan minitnya on the line..sebabnya laki i tu, bila balik rumah dia dah penat nak pikir..semua kata ye pas tu satu masa bulan mengambang nanti dia akan cakap, i tak kata ye pun...ish2 dah maska sangat dgn perangai dia. Btw, i called him up earlier, he had to leave a meeting sekejap to answer my call because agaknya dia ingat mesti serious when the first two dia ignore, pas tu i called lagi. And i wanted to ask, 'i tingin la bag elvavi..cuba you check website ni, bagnya murah je..' And MG said, 'nak belilah..ish murah2 camtu mesti tipu punya..'. Walaupun satu hari nanti he might trade me in for a younger, curvaceous, mind challenging version, i akan selalu ingat yg satu masa dulu, he was my shopping advisor (last night i dreamt that he took part in the MardiGraas parade..apakah maknanya mimpiku??)
Anyway, back to the evening phonecall (dia masih kat opis melayan mak jands yg muda2 katanya), i said, i nak ganti sofa OK, so no elvavilah. OK katanya..tapi prinsip hidup i kan minimalist, yg masuk kena ganti dgn benda yg kena keluar. I didn't mention to him that 2 more chairs akan kena lelong because i nak bawak masuk piano..hehe..(btw, no one in this house yg belajar piano..yet).
Just as well, tadi i mintak the workshop people estimate the service charge today, katanya RM1300..*gulp*..sib baiklah service cuma 10 bulan sekali.
I berazam utk tidak puasa yang yok hari ni (dah nak dekat ramadhan baru terkocoh2 nak ganti puasa..errr Esah, anda bagaimana??). Tapi blog hopping blog orang2 yg suka memasak..checked out jugak youtube cemana nak buat homemade cheese and naan bread without the proper oven tanah..oh mannn...imanku senipis kulit popiah.
Berikutan dgn blog yg telah digembar gemburkan oleh sokhabar Kosmo (shame on you Kosmo) mengenai pemasalahan suami isteri ni, i said to MG..tengoklah, kesian this lady, she really devoted her life to her husband and kids. Pas tu jantan kan.....
This is not the first and it's not going to be the last either. Senang betul org laki ni to tinggalkan teman setia selama berdekad dekad and keruhkan perhubungan dgn anak2, kerana 'barang baru'. Seperti this top person in my field..di goda oleh junior colleague (beza umur cam DatoK and DatoSN), ceraikan isteri and putuskan hubungan dgn anak2. Laa ni bini baru kena berada di luar negara, tinggalah jantan menjadi 'sebatang kara' di Msia.
Then MG said to me, 'tengoklah, you tak devote your life to me pun (whatever la si jantan ni meant) i tak buat hal, ok?'
CK, 'elo..perjalanan hidup kita masih jauh..sekarang ye la tak buat hal, mana i tau lagi 5, 10 tahun..whatever it is, hidup i adalah utk i dan anak2..'
Nampak macam harsh kan cakap macam tu..but this is the real world. Badai mungkin melanda suatu hari nanti, kita tak tahu lagi. My mum always say, if you want peace, you have to prepare for war..
Suatu masa dahulu, mak si siamang pernah called me up at the office. Ni lama jugak lepas i dah break up dgn anak dia. She has never shown she was keen on me but she was never hostile either. Dia bertanya kenapa tak jadi, apa masalahnya, kenapa tak pi cakap kat dia etc. Laaaa...in the first place, kalau hati orang dah tak suka, tak yah la nak mintak keluarganya campur tangan pulak kan? Lagipun, i think she called me then because dia tengok anaknya cam sikit2 ada sakit otak, and i lah kut obatnya...idakle pulak i pi bomoh2kan anaknya kan..even though kalau la jam2 i kena dump tu i mati heart attack, memang i nekad nak datang balik as hantu..
What hit him was conscience. It's not that easy to find teman yg nak bersusah2 sama2, yang nak menabur tenaga, airmata, wang GBP, yang sanggup la dengar cite, masalah etc. Nak cari teman yg tukang habiskan duit memang senang...
but antara tu, sempat lak maknya menasihatkan i yg cinta pada tuhan saja yg kekal di dunia ni, cinta pada manusia kenkadang boleh bawa padah. Like i don't know la kan..
OK, kereta i dah siap..
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Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Saturday, February 13, 2010
No title
I wanted to write on cerita misteri nusantara but well...everyone's asleep, dah jauh malam..so get it? Lagipun battery laptop tinggal 21 mins je and i'm too lazy to get up cari wirenya.
I'm off to balik kampung trow or rather later this morning.
Saja nak cerita ni, a few days after my car got clamped, i came to the office lambat lagi and as expected parking semua dah full. i dok pusing2 dekat 20 mins and i terserempak with the park guard yg got clamp-happy tu. He was sibuk menulis surat saman kat keta org yg dia tengah nak clamp. So i wound down my window screen and i said, encik...encik...(dia mula2 buat tak dengar or memang pathological??), boleh tolong saya tak?
PG, ye CK?
CK, Boleh tak tolong selesaikan masalah saya ni? boleh tak encik bagi saya idea mana nak park?
PG, mmmm..(dgn muka susah hatinya sebab dah kena terjah dgn pompuan gila), masalah ni tak boleh selesailah..
CK, tahupun! (tapi cakap dlm hati je). Saya dah berpusing kat sini dekat setengah jam (exaggerate sikit). Saya kena pi ngajar ni (tipu!), jadi camna ni??? Ni bukannya shopping complex yg org keluar masuk! Berapa lama saya nak dok dlm kereta ni???
PG-tunjuk muka kesian dia kat i...i stare kat dia lama sikit pastu naikkan tingkap balik and baru blah. pas tu nampak my little boss masuk keta dia, ada emergency and i got to park at her place.
Ngok kan?? There is no solution to the parking problem, asalkan kita tak block jln, oklah kan?? Ni tak, syok2 main clamp sana sini.
I'm off to balik kampung trow or rather later this morning.
Saja nak cerita ni, a few days after my car got clamped, i came to the office lambat lagi and as expected parking semua dah full. i dok pusing2 dekat 20 mins and i terserempak with the park guard yg got clamp-happy tu. He was sibuk menulis surat saman kat keta org yg dia tengah nak clamp. So i wound down my window screen and i said, encik...encik...(dia mula2 buat tak dengar or memang pathological??), boleh tolong saya tak?
PG, ye CK?
CK, Boleh tak tolong selesaikan masalah saya ni? boleh tak encik bagi saya idea mana nak park?
PG, mmmm..(dgn muka susah hatinya sebab dah kena terjah dgn pompuan gila), masalah ni tak boleh selesailah..
CK, tahupun! (tapi cakap dlm hati je). Saya dah berpusing kat sini dekat setengah jam (exaggerate sikit). Saya kena pi ngajar ni (tipu!), jadi camna ni??? Ni bukannya shopping complex yg org keluar masuk! Berapa lama saya nak dok dlm kereta ni???
PG-tunjuk muka kesian dia kat i...i stare kat dia lama sikit pastu naikkan tingkap balik and baru blah. pas tu nampak my little boss masuk keta dia, ada emergency and i got to park at her place.
Ngok kan?? There is no solution to the parking problem, asalkan kita tak block jln, oklah kan?? Ni tak, syok2 main clamp sana sini.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Clamping business
Early this week my car got clamped. Parking has been a problem at my workplace A ever since kereta nasional dijual macam goreng pisang, deposit seribu and buy one get one free what have you. For people like me yg tak yah masuk kerja at 8, you'd be lucky if you get to park near the building where your office is...most of the times, nak sampai ke office dah peluh ketiak bagai. In fact my BFF recently parked so far away agaknya tempat yg jarang org datang bertandang because she fell on her bum after slipping on some lumut. So back to my car, at lunchtime i received a lot of smses from colleagues and staff saying that they saw my car being clamped. I wasn't in anyone's parking or blocking anyone's car or the traffic. In fact tempat tu cam ada unspoken rule thou shall park there if thou dah pusing bagai nak gila tapi tak dapat gak parking...At that time i was at the office, decided to skip lunch because nak habiskan kerja. Perut dah lapar so of course bulu roma tengkuk naik bila dapat berita buruk tu kan? I waited until after i dah solat zohor, doa bercupak supaya i tak jadi incredible hulk bila berurusan dgn pak guard2 gila kuasa.
So i called them up first. Spoke to one guy and was passed to his colleague. Antara nak pass tefon tu sempat lak i dengar mamat tu cakap, 'ni ha **(title Cik Kiah) yang bawak keta ** (jenis keta) merah tu.' Amboi! Ko tau ko clamp keta sapa kan??! So i asked nicely kenapa la keta saya diclamp when i tak menyusahkan sesapa pun. I was told that i was not suppposed to park there. I cakap kat mana saya nak park bila dah memang takde parking? He said, ** (tCK) kenalah usaha jugak cari'. Eh?? jadi keroje i pulak nak berkeroje cari parking before i start keroje..
Then i said, dah la parking sikit, lepas tu ada sesetengah staff dari hospital sebelah yg pagi2 masuk kawasan kita, park keta and pas tu keluar gate. You all tak nampak ke? ' The park guard said, mmmm..kami tak boleh halang public daripada gunakan laluan dari pintu depan ke pintu belakang'...ish ish..sungguh tak menjawab soalan. I said, ni bukan org jalan kaki, ni org yg drive masuk, park and then jalan kaki ke hospital sebelah. So what are you going to do about it?
The pak guard said, 'ini kami akan pantau...kalau **(tCK) nampak, bagitau kami and kami akan clamp (ewah ewah dah clamp happy nampaknya). Cik Kiah masih gak nak bagi sedas,camana you all nak pantau? Saya tengok tak pernah ada guard pun jaga pintu belakang??'
Then i decided that i could still be arguing with them until i'm blue in the face but keta tu takkan diunclamp sampai la i bayar denda (because dah tulis chit dah...waaa..ini lebih teruk dari saman traffic..at least saman traffic boleh dapat discount). So i heret a junior to drive me to the pondok keselamatan because no way i nak catwalk2 depan depa pas tu having them mengutuk aku kat belakang..ha padan muka keta merah tu kena clamp.
I said to my junior, kalau i saja nak jadi gila, i nak je tinggalkan keta i tu kat parking sampai end of the week and i rela pi balik umah naik ERL, monorail what have you, just to protest. Eh janganlah Cik Kiah katanya..
You know what, lain kali i nak bagi je kunci keta i kat pak guard bila i datang pagi2 and ask them to solve the problem of where i should park my car.Buat diaorg cam car jockey tak bertauliah..hahaha..i might you know..
P/S Clamp yg dilekatkan kat keta i masih berplastik lagi..punya le keluar dari lemari nampaknya..saja dengki!
So i called them up first. Spoke to one guy and was passed to his colleague. Antara nak pass tefon tu sempat lak i dengar mamat tu cakap, 'ni ha **(title Cik Kiah) yang bawak keta ** (jenis keta) merah tu.' Amboi! Ko tau ko clamp keta sapa kan??! So i asked nicely kenapa la keta saya diclamp when i tak menyusahkan sesapa pun. I was told that i was not suppposed to park there. I cakap kat mana saya nak park bila dah memang takde parking? He said, ** (tCK) kenalah usaha jugak cari'. Eh?? jadi keroje i pulak nak berkeroje cari parking before i start keroje..
Then i said, dah la parking sikit, lepas tu ada sesetengah staff dari hospital sebelah yg pagi2 masuk kawasan kita, park keta and pas tu keluar gate. You all tak nampak ke? ' The park guard said, mmmm..kami tak boleh halang public daripada gunakan laluan dari pintu depan ke pintu belakang'...ish ish..sungguh tak menjawab soalan. I said, ni bukan org jalan kaki, ni org yg drive masuk, park and then jalan kaki ke hospital sebelah. So what are you going to do about it?
The pak guard said, 'ini kami akan pantau...kalau **(tCK) nampak, bagitau kami and kami akan clamp (ewah ewah dah clamp happy nampaknya). Cik Kiah masih gak nak bagi sedas,camana you all nak pantau? Saya tengok tak pernah ada guard pun jaga pintu belakang??'
Then i decided that i could still be arguing with them until i'm blue in the face but keta tu takkan diunclamp sampai la i bayar denda (because dah tulis chit dah...waaa..ini lebih teruk dari saman traffic..at least saman traffic boleh dapat discount). So i heret a junior to drive me to the pondok keselamatan because no way i nak catwalk2 depan depa pas tu having them mengutuk aku kat belakang..ha padan muka keta merah tu kena clamp.
I said to my junior, kalau i saja nak jadi gila, i nak je tinggalkan keta i tu kat parking sampai end of the week and i rela pi balik umah naik ERL, monorail what have you, just to protest. Eh janganlah Cik Kiah katanya..
You know what, lain kali i nak bagi je kunci keta i kat pak guard bila i datang pagi2 and ask them to solve the problem of where i should park my car.Buat diaorg cam car jockey tak bertauliah..hahaha..i might you know..
P/S Clamp yg dilekatkan kat keta i masih berplastik lagi..punya le keluar dari lemari nampaknya..saja dengki!
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Biar papa asal bergaya...
have been mighty busy all week...bukannya atas sebab2 aktiviti malam seperti yg diwar warkan oleh Esah (dia tu...! Suka sangat nak imagine i beraktif2 ni...). Mentang2 la dia baru nak hapdate seciput sebanyak janggut ikan keli je tu, dah demand lebih2.
My laptop kena masuk klinik kat bawah because while i was using it tiba2 hitam gelap..on tak boleh, off pun tak boleh. Entah virus babi melanda gamaknya. Pastu tadi my desktop pun mengalami nasib yg sama...mula la nak cemas..nanti kang org kat pusat komputer tu bising tah hapa2 ingat i masuk website larangan pulak kan??? And no Esah, i havent been making full use of the nice settee either..
Anyway, ceritanya begini..i have just bought myself a new car. Lagipun kereta nasional i dah lama...i tunggu je utk cukup cover loan. Dia takde la rosak mana2 but it's old, and sekarang ni asyik perbaiki wear and tear dia je..lagipun, i just teringinnnn a spanking new car. So i went and got myself one. Memang i berhajat nak kereta kecik (supaya kali ni MG pulak kena beli keta besar nak kena muatkan anak, bini, kucing and pokok2)......tingin mini cooper macam ada kawan org tu tapi poket cuma mampu 2 tayar MC je kut...but i still got myself a quirky looking car, 2 doors and if you're about 3 feet tall, baru selesa dok kat belakang..(hint2 pada si esah, bila balik mesia esok, korang bertiga, rebutle sesapa nak dok depan).
Anyway, one day diri i telah disoal-siasat habis-habisan oleh hamba allah ini mengenai kereta i. I memang slow, bila dah balik rumah, sehari semalam, dok bertapa kat toilet opis barulah i terasa seperti hak asasi manusia i telah dicabuli! Even mak i pun tak tanya sebegitu detail.
HA :Bila dapat kereta?
I :Isnin lepas.
HA : Berapa harganya?
I : RM$%%$#. Tapi dapat discount RM15K (ni laki i lak sampuk. Apsal nak justify aku pun tak taula kan??)
HA : Berapa bayar bulan2?
I : Errr..err..(rasa macam bersalah pulak, apahal kan??) Lebih kurang RM1@#$$...
HA : Kalau mampu bayar takpe! (Ulang 2x) ---Laaa...kalau i tak mampu, takkan la i beli pulak kan..itupun dah kira, tolak, tambah etc. etc. dah.
Tapi i sengih je (menyampah! Dgn diri sendiri)
HA :Kereta *toot* hari tu bukan baru lagi ke?
I : tak...dah 6 tahun lebih dah..
HA : Berapa jual hari tu???
I : Dapat la RM2#$%^ lebih...
So sekarang, hati i masih geram because bongok pergi jawab semua soklan2 tu dgn segan2..padahal, i punya suka la kan. Hajat hati nak mini cooper, beemer tapi kalau beli tu nanti ada la maid dpt gaji separuh je ke, anak tak pi nursery or setengah rumah kena repossess pulak ke.
Ada cerita satu lagi pulak, hamba allah 2 lak ni.
HA2 : Kereta tu you punya ye? Bila beli?
I : A ah..A few weeks ago.
HA2 : Second hand ke???
Ayoyo!!!kadawale!! Ini macam pun ada! Sampai hati...i dah kerja 10tahun lebih, dok menyekang mata, memerah otak study lebih2 utk dapat qualification utk naik pangkat camni lak jadinya. Kalau tak soal2 lebih2 as if i tak mampu, second hand la pulak org ingat kan...
My laptop kena masuk klinik kat bawah because while i was using it tiba2 hitam gelap..on tak boleh, off pun tak boleh. Entah virus babi melanda gamaknya. Pastu tadi my desktop pun mengalami nasib yg sama...mula la nak cemas..nanti kang org kat pusat komputer tu bising tah hapa2 ingat i masuk website larangan pulak kan??? And no Esah, i havent been making full use of the nice settee either..
Anyway, ceritanya begini..i have just bought myself a new car. Lagipun kereta nasional i dah lama...i tunggu je utk cukup cover loan. Dia takde la rosak mana2 but it's old, and sekarang ni asyik perbaiki wear and tear dia je..lagipun, i just teringinnnn a spanking new car. So i went and got myself one. Memang i berhajat nak kereta kecik (supaya kali ni MG pulak kena beli keta besar nak kena muatkan anak, bini, kucing and pokok2)......tingin mini cooper macam ada kawan org tu tapi poket cuma mampu 2 tayar MC je kut...but i still got myself a quirky looking car, 2 doors and if you're about 3 feet tall, baru selesa dok kat belakang..(hint2 pada si esah, bila balik mesia esok, korang bertiga, rebutle sesapa nak dok depan).
Anyway, one day diri i telah disoal-siasat habis-habisan oleh hamba allah ini mengenai kereta i. I memang slow, bila dah balik rumah, sehari semalam, dok bertapa kat toilet opis barulah i terasa seperti hak asasi manusia i telah dicabuli! Even mak i pun tak tanya sebegitu detail.
HA :Bila dapat kereta?
I :Isnin lepas.
HA : Berapa harganya?
I : RM$%%$#. Tapi dapat discount RM15K (ni laki i lak sampuk. Apsal nak justify aku pun tak taula kan??)
HA : Berapa bayar bulan2?
I : Errr..err..(rasa macam bersalah pulak, apahal kan??) Lebih kurang RM1@#$$...
HA : Kalau mampu bayar takpe! (Ulang 2x) ---Laaa...kalau i tak mampu, takkan la i beli pulak kan..itupun dah kira, tolak, tambah etc. etc. dah.
Tapi i sengih je (menyampah! Dgn diri sendiri)
HA :Kereta *toot* hari tu bukan baru lagi ke?
I : tak...dah 6 tahun lebih dah..
HA : Berapa jual hari tu???
I : Dapat la RM2#$%^ lebih...
So sekarang, hati i masih geram because bongok pergi jawab semua soklan2 tu dgn segan2..padahal, i punya suka la kan. Hajat hati nak mini cooper, beemer tapi kalau beli tu nanti ada la maid dpt gaji separuh je ke, anak tak pi nursery or setengah rumah kena repossess pulak ke.
Ada cerita satu lagi pulak, hamba allah 2 lak ni.
HA2 : Kereta tu you punya ye? Bila beli?
I : A ah..A few weeks ago.
HA2 : Second hand ke???
Ayoyo!!!kadawale!! Ini macam pun ada! Sampai hati...i dah kerja 10tahun lebih, dok menyekang mata, memerah otak study lebih2 utk dapat qualification utk naik pangkat camni lak jadinya. Kalau tak soal2 lebih2 as if i tak mampu, second hand la pulak org ingat kan...
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Fantasia di bulan madu
When i drove to come to work this morning i said to myself that i must leave for home before 5.30, tengok2 masih ada di sini. I wanted to blog earlier but kept having to leave the office for some reason or another..
It's so boring these past few days, idea nak menulis pun tak masuk.
This morning i had an appointment with the person i wanted to have my head permanently damaged with. He seemed pleased with the intended project but i got lightheaded - is it really for me? The next 3-3.5 years nak dok menyelak buku balik and begging for other people's cooperation...but i need new challenges, working life is getting a bit mundane.
The mice have bred again, so kena pi belah lagi sekali. Don't think this time round i boleh bagi excuse lagi. Yesterday i left halfway through the meeting when they started discussing about belah2 monkeys!! To be selected in this so called elite group is an honour but have been thinking about poor minkeys since then - i sepatutnya berada in the other group..i.e. alongside P.E.T.A and all that...tengoklah, if it gets too much...a letter of tarik diri will follow soon i think. Funny kan human beings....tebang hutan sana sini, bakar sana sini..pas tu monyet buat kacau dekat rumah2 pasal dah takde makanan or pokok to gayut, pi panggil perhilitan. Org perhilitan will round up the monkeys and hantar ke research lab...kalau mati terus takpe jugak...but..
OK enough, don't think i nak ingatkan balik apa yg didiscusskan dalam meeting semalam.
Took Monty to the vet on Sun for his annual vaccination. He was so good because he was too scared to misbehave. Check telinga ok, body temp ok, bagi deworming tablet ok, inject ok, timbang ok...he made us proudlah...and this time round jugak no peeing in his carrier. Next weekend will be Ugi's and Princess Boyot..the latter, who can forget..decribe je dekat vet tu, you know..the one that's black and white, quite plump (understatement la ni)..terus je vet cakap, the one that's unfriendly? (also understatement of the year).
http://http://www.webwombat.com.au/motoring/news_reports/peugeot-207-cc-convertible.htm
So what do you think of the car??? Cantik kan? Dah pi tengok kat showroom, saja2 eksen cam banyak duit nak buang2...still kalau nak sangat tu, boleh la kut. MG pun support je (dapat dia pinjam sekali sekala mengusha anak2 dara genit)...tapi kan...kalau dah ada kereta camtu susah pulak nak uphold the image kan? Body keta cantik, body pemilik so the opposite...kalau singgah nak beli santan kat kedai corner sebelah restoran mamak roti canai tu mestilah pengunjung2 restoran tertanya2 gerangan siapakah yg akan keluar dari belakang cermin yg telah ditintedkan (melampaui batas yg dibenarkan oleh JPJ). Fikiran masing2 mesti merewang ke 36-26-36, freehair blonde, sunglass besar cam Poh Spice, white, crisp shirt and light blue jeans..(i so wannabe lah!). Tengok2..laaaaaaaaaa! Acik ni ke??? Pakai leggings yang dah kendur (dari Car4) dengan oversized tshirt bertompokkan serbuk kari, selipar jepun and tudung ikat itik pulang petang...
Cancel you all!!! Tak sanggup i nak menjahanamkan fantasi orang ramai. So bye-bye nice car.
It's so boring these past few days, idea nak menulis pun tak masuk.
This morning i had an appointment with the person i wanted to have my head permanently damaged with. He seemed pleased with the intended project but i got lightheaded - is it really for me? The next 3-3.5 years nak dok menyelak buku balik and begging for other people's cooperation...but i need new challenges, working life is getting a bit mundane.
The mice have bred again, so kena pi belah lagi sekali. Don't think this time round i boleh bagi excuse lagi. Yesterday i left halfway through the meeting when they started discussing about belah2 monkeys!! To be selected in this so called elite group is an honour but have been thinking about poor minkeys since then - i sepatutnya berada in the other group..i.e. alongside P.E.T.A and all that...tengoklah, if it gets too much...a letter of tarik diri will follow soon i think. Funny kan human beings....tebang hutan sana sini, bakar sana sini..pas tu monyet buat kacau dekat rumah2 pasal dah takde makanan or pokok to gayut, pi panggil perhilitan. Org perhilitan will round up the monkeys and hantar ke research lab...kalau mati terus takpe jugak...but..
OK enough, don't think i nak ingatkan balik apa yg didiscusskan dalam meeting semalam.
Took Monty to the vet on Sun for his annual vaccination. He was so good because he was too scared to misbehave. Check telinga ok, body temp ok, bagi deworming tablet ok, inject ok, timbang ok...he made us proudlah...and this time round jugak no peeing in his carrier. Next weekend will be Ugi's and Princess Boyot..the latter, who can forget..decribe je dekat vet tu, you know..the one that's black and white, quite plump (understatement la ni)..terus je vet cakap, the one that's unfriendly? (also understatement of the year).
http://http://www.webwombat.com.au/motoring/news_reports/peugeot-207-cc-convertible.htm
So what do you think of the car??? Cantik kan? Dah pi tengok kat showroom, saja2 eksen cam banyak duit nak buang2...still kalau nak sangat tu, boleh la kut. MG pun support je (dapat dia pinjam sekali sekala mengusha anak2 dara genit)...tapi kan...kalau dah ada kereta camtu susah pulak nak uphold the image kan? Body keta cantik, body pemilik so the opposite...kalau singgah nak beli santan kat kedai corner sebelah restoran mamak roti canai tu mestilah pengunjung2 restoran tertanya2 gerangan siapakah yg akan keluar dari belakang cermin yg telah ditintedkan (melampaui batas yg dibenarkan oleh JPJ). Fikiran masing2 mesti merewang ke 36-26-36, freehair blonde, sunglass besar cam Poh Spice, white, crisp shirt and light blue jeans..(i so wannabe lah!). Tengok2..laaaaaaaaaa! Acik ni ke??? Pakai leggings yang dah kendur (dari Car4) dengan oversized tshirt bertompokkan serbuk kari, selipar jepun and tudung ikat itik pulang petang...
Cancel you all!!! Tak sanggup i nak menjahanamkan fantasi orang ramai. So bye-bye nice car.
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Random rambling
I went to have my car checked today. The funny noises coming from the engine have all but disappeared but i didn't want to wait till the car breaks down by the roadside before i have it looked at. Adik pomen tu cakap, biasa la kak kalau kereta lama tak start, first time start ,mesti bunyi semacam. But i was still unsatisfied with his answer and asked him to check apa2 je belt kat dlm engine tu but everything was OK. I've been going to this workshop for over two years, and all this time i have never come across another woman servicing her car. Masa perut i memboyot hari tu pun i jugak yg bawak kereta tu. Today, a customer started to bersembang ngan i and said the wife nak isi minyak pun tak tau. So, i rang up MG and told him about it. He said, tanya org tu, wife dia buat grocery shopping tak?? Point taken! Anyway, for MG, i don't think grocery shopping is a chore because he just loves any kind of shopping. Fullstop! But if any guy out there that does grocery shopping as well as taking the family car for servicing, please let me know..i would like to get to know you haha.
I took Melly to the vet yesterday. She's been frequenting the litter box, every hour and recently she pees on our bed as well. Going to the vet with Melly is stressful...it can be likened to treating some kids at the dentist. She was pissed, hissed and would have bitten the vet's finger off if not for his 3 assistants holding her down. Apparently she's losing some cells from her bladder wall thus exposing its nerves making it extra sensitive. Sikit urine pun akan buat dia rasa nak kencing. The vet presciribed her some pills that have to be taken twice a day for 3 weeks..kalau mujarab she may need to take this supplement 2X weekly, don't know for how long. Guess la sapa yg kena bagi dia makan ubat? Yours truly jugak..man! It's so stressful! Please, if there is any vet out there i really want to 'bernetworking' dgn you lah, i rela bayar extra for you to make house calls..
Since there was nothing wrong with the car, i had some $$$left..hati berbelah bahagi..shall i menyahut saranan Pak Lah supaya berjimat or go have some retail therapy..sod it (i'm always a rebel anyway)..i thought i had been good for 9.5 months tanpa ada nafsu nak menghabiskan duit but now i'm back to normal. So i drove straight to the neighbourhood mall (amboi! Lupa anak kat rumah tu!), tapi end up beli barang utk anak gak yang banyak...So mumsie!
Bibik made me more of the air sireh. I thought daun tu dah takde rupanya ada kat ceruk fridge. And yesterday she poured me a glass and stood there talking to me. Nak tak nak kena gak minum sampai habis...i'm sure she somehow knew that last time it ended up in the sink. I tell you what with all the jamu (pasal mak and MIL suruh) and 2 glassess of fenugreek (halba) campur air i've been taking daily, im starting to smell like Mak Kipas on a hot summer's day uols. Bau spices keluar dari pores..!
On the topic of love life, not mine obviously, my colleague has spoken to the daughter and according to her, the daughter senyum je...senyum and senyap tanda suka le kan, kalau ikut org melayu. But contact number belum dia bagi..malu2 le tu. Kalau i yg cakap, i would say, kalau nak cepat, tak nak dah! Haha macam tak ikhlas je kan? As yet nothing to update..tapi 2 org tu cepat la update kan blog uols. Bukan setakat bersawang lagi, semak samun dah!
I took Melly to the vet yesterday. She's been frequenting the litter box, every hour and recently she pees on our bed as well. Going to the vet with Melly is stressful...it can be likened to treating some kids at the dentist. She was pissed, hissed and would have bitten the vet's finger off if not for his 3 assistants holding her down. Apparently she's losing some cells from her bladder wall thus exposing its nerves making it extra sensitive. Sikit urine pun akan buat dia rasa nak kencing. The vet presciribed her some pills that have to be taken twice a day for 3 weeks..kalau mujarab she may need to take this supplement 2X weekly, don't know for how long. Guess la sapa yg kena bagi dia makan ubat? Yours truly jugak..man! It's so stressful! Please, if there is any vet out there i really want to 'bernetworking' dgn you lah, i rela bayar extra for you to make house calls..
Since there was nothing wrong with the car, i had some $$$left..hati berbelah bahagi..shall i menyahut saranan Pak Lah supaya berjimat or go have some retail therapy..sod it (i'm always a rebel anyway)..i thought i had been good for 9.5 months tanpa ada nafsu nak menghabiskan duit but now i'm back to normal. So i drove straight to the neighbourhood mall (amboi! Lupa anak kat rumah tu!), tapi end up beli barang utk anak gak yang banyak...So mumsie!
Bibik made me more of the air sireh. I thought daun tu dah takde rupanya ada kat ceruk fridge. And yesterday she poured me a glass and stood there talking to me. Nak tak nak kena gak minum sampai habis...i'm sure she somehow knew that last time it ended up in the sink. I tell you what with all the jamu (pasal mak and MIL suruh) and 2 glassess of fenugreek (halba) campur air i've been taking daily, im starting to smell like Mak Kipas on a hot summer's day uols. Bau spices keluar dari pores..!
On the topic of love life, not mine obviously, my colleague has spoken to the daughter and according to her, the daughter senyum je...senyum and senyap tanda suka le kan, kalau ikut org melayu. But contact number belum dia bagi..malu2 le tu. Kalau i yg cakap, i would say, kalau nak cepat, tak nak dah! Haha macam tak ikhlas je kan? As yet nothing to update..tapi 2 org tu cepat la update kan blog uols. Bukan setakat bersawang lagi, semak samun dah!
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