Main lip lap pulak dia

Many moons ago before I moved my 'office' to the living room space upstairs, I did my work at the dining table. Sekarang ni pindah ke atas because MG's cuckoo bird wall clock suka mengejutkan. Tercarut I kenkadang. Anyway, one night while I was at my laptop, I terdengar orang keluar masuk kat rumah sebelah. Bunyi suara budak etc. I thought, good la, taklah sunyi sgt di malam yg hening ni and my kids would have someone to play with tomorrow. The next morning, I left for the office at 630 as usual. Eh! Tengok rumah gelap, no kasut nothing. Depa dah checkout awal kut...pi airport la tu selalunya kalau org tumpang sekejap2 ni...balik office I asked my maid whether she heard bising2 orang sebelah semalam. Dia kata tak. I kata ada orang sewa kan? Dia kata taklah..
I thought nothing of that bec memang I ingat those people left very early in the morning. Not long after that, ada orang sewa for a week or so. Tok nenek cucu cicit semua ada. The makcik told my maid how they felt uneasy kat rumah tu. Cucunya menangis cakap takutttt takutttt. Bila tidur sensiang pun ada orang cuit2 kaki. Bunyi pintu orang keluar masuk tapi takde orang. Pastu himpit masa tidur. My maid said memang other tenants pun pernah komplen kat dia...I said why didn't u tell me? Dia senyum je. So, that night yg I dengar bising2 tu? Dia senyum lagi. Aiyo kadawale!!
A few days after that, I keluar subuh sapiee lagi. I jenguk kat rumah tu..oo..gelap...takde orang sewa. No slippers, no parked car, nothing. Pastu I bongkok to capai kunci kereta yg jatuh celah seat. I angkat muka and saw lampu kitchen dah terpasang. Aiyok! Eh ada orang ke? But there were no movements, no bayang2 orang bergerak. I blinked and lampu terpadam balik...arrrrrrrrr! Aiyoo kadawale uols! Dia main2 bukak tutup lampu dgn I pulak! Cepat2 I start engine and blah.

P/S sekarang ni bila Monty balik lewat pasal pi ronda rukun tetangga and keriau2 nak masuk rumah, I bukak pintu and mesti cakap pelaaaannn je..yelah..kuat2 nanti MG ingat I sewel lak. I said kalau bukan Monty jangan masuk! My mum said, awat cakap pelan? Kot 'dia' tak dengar nanti, camna? Cemas I uols!
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