Day 4
It's hard waking up in the morning to an empty space near my feet.
I want her back in whatever form.
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Tuesday, August 25, 2015
Monday, August 10, 2015
Introvert bukan pervert
Helo uols...
I hope it's not too late to wish uols Selamat Hari Raya Maaf Zahir dan Batin..
I wanted to write on several different issues. But since sungguh laaaamaaa tak memblog, going back is like having to take one step over the hurdle. Keep putting it off.
Anyway..
Raya was OK. Agaknya sebab tu orang tua2 cakap Raya is actually fun when you were a kid...bila dah besar2 ni..terasa hambar...especially for an introvert like me. I suka dok bawah celah ketiak mok je. If mok nak berjalan, i ikut. If not...i dok diam2 ngadap mok or tidur.
Whereas, kekanda2 i..hamboi kemain lagi ke utara, ke selatan tanahair diorg jejak saudara mara. Dah la kan..nak jalan jalanlah..no hal but janganlah sampai kata kita tak suka sedara pulak kannnn...
To the point that i had to contact Temah Molly...terukkah i Yang? I tak sombong kan? Kan? I tak suka to be in family/relative wasap. Bec like every family mesti ada yg giler sikit...hypocrite sikit...jilat bontot sikit...and me, i can't stand all these kepura puraan. Like, in real life ko suka bagi i sedas dua, suddenly on group wasap ko bercakap pasal tips memikat swomi pulak. She said no you're not a bad person..you're just an introvert. Perlukah i mintak pengesahan ong lain yg i bahawasanya tak sombong...it's only i like the company of my books, hp and cats more..oh yes, and my mum. I like being in my cave..
I don't know what to say when i'm put on the spot. But if you want to cakap, cakaplah..i like listening to your stories. But i seksa nak bukak mulut and cari bahan nak sembang. Sebenarnya, i do better in the company of geriatrics yg perlukan orang utk mendengar cakap. My MIL talks..she has a lot of stories. That i like. So does my PIL. But with my other inlaws..oh siksanya jiwaku.
Masa pi umrah dengan mok i dulu, diaaa je bercakap...and i was her mute 40-year old daughter...i felt like i was an awkward 11 year old. But i smiled all the time, mind you.
I masih ingat lagi masa i sekolah rendah dulu mok pok salu threatened and paksa i pi bday party anak neighbours. And these are the people yg i didn't go to school with..bukan member sepermainan...i was malu nak tengok muka depa pun. Nasib baikla it was not the norm then..imagine kalu sekarang ni..sikit2 party...mau i mati of 'over-exposure'. Bila dah masuk secondary school and then uni, pasrah je lah mok pok i...lebih baik anak depan mata dok berkubang dlm bilik baca novel dpd pi merendek, bersidai kat shopping complex sinun atau dating, kan? But when i'm in a 'role', i ok pulak..i suka ambik bahagian in story telling..suka take part in concerts...like now, i thrive among my subjects..but no no no..janganlah suh i rub shoulders dgn depa2 lain kat firm induk..Mau i spend half the time dalam toilet to kill time rather than making small talks with other people.
So sedih la jugak bila kita need someone from outside the family to tell you, 'no, you are not a bad person. You are just an introvert'. A few days after that dia tag i kat gambor this malay lady tengah bagi stray dog makan. She said, this is just like what you'd do. Hence the faith in myself was restored.
I hope it's not too late to wish uols Selamat Hari Raya Maaf Zahir dan Batin..
I wanted to write on several different issues. But since sungguh laaaamaaa tak memblog, going back is like having to take one step over the hurdle. Keep putting it off.
Anyway..
Raya was OK. Agaknya sebab tu orang tua2 cakap Raya is actually fun when you were a kid...bila dah besar2 ni..terasa hambar...especially for an introvert like me. I suka dok bawah celah ketiak mok je. If mok nak berjalan, i ikut. If not...i dok diam2 ngadap mok or tidur.
Whereas, kekanda2 i..hamboi kemain lagi ke utara, ke selatan tanahair diorg jejak saudara mara. Dah la kan..nak jalan jalanlah..no hal but janganlah sampai kata kita tak suka sedara pulak kannnn...
To the point that i had to contact Temah Molly...terukkah i Yang? I tak sombong kan? Kan? I tak suka to be in family/relative wasap. Bec like every family mesti ada yg giler sikit...hypocrite sikit...jilat bontot sikit...and me, i can't stand all these kepura puraan. Like, in real life ko suka bagi i sedas dua, suddenly on group wasap ko bercakap pasal tips memikat swomi pulak. She said no you're not a bad person..you're just an introvert. Perlukah i mintak pengesahan ong lain yg i bahawasanya tak sombong...it's only i like the company of my books, hp and cats more..oh yes, and my mum. I like being in my cave..
I don't know what to say when i'm put on the spot. But if you want to cakap, cakaplah..i like listening to your stories. But i seksa nak bukak mulut and cari bahan nak sembang. Sebenarnya, i do better in the company of geriatrics yg perlukan orang utk mendengar cakap. My MIL talks..she has a lot of stories. That i like. So does my PIL. But with my other inlaws..oh siksanya jiwaku.
Masa pi umrah dengan mok i dulu, diaaa je bercakap...and i was her mute 40-year old daughter...i felt like i was an awkward 11 year old. But i smiled all the time, mind you.
I masih ingat lagi masa i sekolah rendah dulu mok pok salu threatened and paksa i pi bday party anak neighbours. And these are the people yg i didn't go to school with..bukan member sepermainan...i was malu nak tengok muka depa pun. Nasib baikla it was not the norm then..imagine kalu sekarang ni..sikit2 party...mau i mati of 'over-exposure'. Bila dah masuk secondary school and then uni, pasrah je lah mok pok i...lebih baik anak depan mata dok berkubang dlm bilik baca novel dpd pi merendek, bersidai kat shopping complex sinun atau dating, kan? But when i'm in a 'role', i ok pulak..i suka ambik bahagian in story telling..suka take part in concerts...like now, i thrive among my subjects..but no no no..janganlah suh i rub shoulders dgn depa2 lain kat firm induk..Mau i spend half the time dalam toilet to kill time rather than making small talks with other people.
So sedih la jugak bila kita need someone from outside the family to tell you, 'no, you are not a bad person. You are just an introvert'. A few days after that dia tag i kat gambor this malay lady tengah bagi stray dog makan. She said, this is just like what you'd do. Hence the faith in myself was restored.
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
What's sauce for the goose is not always sauce for the gander
Hi uols!
Yes i know it's bulan poser and all but hati ni masih tergaru2 berdegil jugak nak membebel pasal orang.
Ada akak ni, bila bukak mulut je akan kluar hadis2 or ayat2 quran. Memang she's the type of person yg akan bersusah payah google potongan ayat2 suci yg bersesuaian dgn fb status you, copy n paste. And you akan terkesima...waah! Banyaknya masa dia! Kat dalam meeting pun camtu...pantang orang cakap tak ber'bau' islamik sikit, mesti dia akan berhujah membawa si polan tu ke pangkal jalan. Paling mild pun dia akan cakap, 'ingat...you pun ada anak...'. Akan tetapi, terbongkarlah juga cerita bagaimana akak 'setazah' ni menggunakan kuasanya utk menyekat orang yg dia tak suka. Sampai jadi petty sangat...! Sesuci-suci hatinya masih ada taik jugak...just like the rest of us.
Akak yg kedua....dia pun fefeeling setazah besar. Kalau bercakap tu tak sah kalau tak dikaitkan dgn 'what would the prophet pbuh do'. Kita pun fefeeling jugak kalau dapat bercakap dgn dia tu, rasa macam dilahirkan suci balik. Well, something happened to me. Or to be more precise, i was there when it happened. So i cerita le balik kat dia...saja bercerita...The next thing i knew cerita tu dah sampai ke sinun. Dari sebesar semut halus jadi besar semut api. And takde sapa yg ada connection dgn sinun kecuali i dan dia. But sebusuk2 perangai kita on normal days, i masih bagi peluang kat dia utk defend herself. So i asked her, ada tak dengar cerita apa2 pasal haritu while you kat di sinun? I said because orang kat di sinun sibuk bercakap pasal tu. Thing is, kalau tak kitaorg berempat i.e. i, qarin i, dia, qarin dia, takde sapa yg tau pasal tu and ada connection dgn orang2 di sinun. Akak setazah tudung labuh ni terus berinnalillah....then she went on and on how people should go seek the truth from the source and jangan buat andaian sendiri etc. etc. Bangang ke dia or dah kena alzheimer's? Padahal mengikut sumber2 dpd orang2 di sinun, akak tu yg rancak menjadi tok dalangnya...sampai pi maklumkan kat pihak tertinggi! Watdeferk sangat...!
Ok cerita yg ketiga...sorang akak ni..suka pompang2 kat fb, twitter etc. bila tak puas hati sini..., tak puas hati sana ke, mesti akan luahkan perasaan kat laman sosial. Huh, just imagine time PRU13 ritu.... Pada suatu hari, dia menjadi bahan ketidakpuashatian orang lain di laman sosial. Terus sentap 3 bulan. Kalau tanya dia, motonya ialah 'you tell it as it is', Straight to the point, Ala2 mat saleh gitu. Dia kata, kalau orang tu defensip, meaning she's something to hide. Haish..so holier than thou.. But when the tables are turned, dia pulak yg over2 sentap sampai 6 bulan, Mulalah rasa dirinya diperlakukan dengan kejam sekali...kenapakah ada orang yg tidak bersimpati akan dirinya ittew...gitu. And she's also the type yg biarkanlah apa orang nak buat ikut sukahati. Live and let live katanya....jangan kongkong2...jangan paksa2..very subject centred lah. But dia jugaklah yg later on decided on someone else's behalf, that just because she thinks she's gone fat, dia rasa that someone pun patut lose weight jugak. Kata jangan paksa2, jangan kongkong??? Yenna??!!
The 3 akaks, it used to do my head in, but now..whateva! Bukannya i ada hutang dengan you pun, kan?
Yes i know it's bulan poser and all but hati ni masih tergaru2 berdegil jugak nak membebel pasal orang.
Ada akak ni, bila bukak mulut je akan kluar hadis2 or ayat2 quran. Memang she's the type of person yg akan bersusah payah google potongan ayat2 suci yg bersesuaian dgn fb status you, copy n paste. And you akan terkesima...waah! Banyaknya masa dia! Kat dalam meeting pun camtu...pantang orang cakap tak ber'bau' islamik sikit, mesti dia akan berhujah membawa si polan tu ke pangkal jalan. Paling mild pun dia akan cakap, 'ingat...you pun ada anak...'. Akan tetapi, terbongkarlah juga cerita bagaimana akak 'setazah' ni menggunakan kuasanya utk menyekat orang yg dia tak suka. Sampai jadi petty sangat...! Sesuci-suci hatinya masih ada taik jugak...just like the rest of us.
Akak yg kedua....dia pun fefeeling setazah besar. Kalau bercakap tu tak sah kalau tak dikaitkan dgn 'what would the prophet pbuh do'. Kita pun fefeeling jugak kalau dapat bercakap dgn dia tu, rasa macam dilahirkan suci balik. Well, something happened to me. Or to be more precise, i was there when it happened. So i cerita le balik kat dia...saja bercerita...The next thing i knew cerita tu dah sampai ke sinun. Dari sebesar semut halus jadi besar semut api. And takde sapa yg ada connection dgn sinun kecuali i dan dia. But sebusuk2 perangai kita on normal days, i masih bagi peluang kat dia utk defend herself. So i asked her, ada tak dengar cerita apa2 pasal haritu while you kat di sinun? I said because orang kat di sinun sibuk bercakap pasal tu. Thing is, kalau tak kitaorg berempat i.e. i, qarin i, dia, qarin dia, takde sapa yg tau pasal tu and ada connection dgn orang2 di sinun. Akak setazah tudung labuh ni terus berinnalillah....then she went on and on how people should go seek the truth from the source and jangan buat andaian sendiri etc. etc. Bangang ke dia or dah kena alzheimer's? Padahal mengikut sumber2 dpd orang2 di sinun, akak tu yg rancak menjadi tok dalangnya...sampai pi maklumkan kat pihak tertinggi! Watdeferk sangat...!
Ok cerita yg ketiga...sorang akak ni..suka pompang2 kat fb, twitter etc. bila tak puas hati sini..., tak puas hati sana ke, mesti akan luahkan perasaan kat laman sosial. Huh, just imagine time PRU13 ritu.... Pada suatu hari, dia menjadi bahan ketidakpuashatian orang lain di laman sosial. Terus sentap 3 bulan. Kalau tanya dia, motonya ialah 'you tell it as it is', Straight to the point, Ala2 mat saleh gitu. Dia kata, kalau orang tu defensip, meaning she's something to hide. Haish..so holier than thou.. But when the tables are turned, dia pulak yg over2 sentap sampai 6 bulan, Mulalah rasa dirinya diperlakukan dengan kejam sekali...kenapakah ada orang yg tidak bersimpati akan dirinya ittew...gitu. And she's also the type yg biarkanlah apa orang nak buat ikut sukahati. Live and let live katanya....jangan kongkong2...jangan paksa2..very subject centred lah. But dia jugaklah yg later on decided on someone else's behalf, that just because she thinks she's gone fat, dia rasa that someone pun patut lose weight jugak. Kata jangan paksa2, jangan kongkong??? Yenna??!!
The 3 akaks, it used to do my head in, but now..whateva! Bukannya i ada hutang dengan you pun, kan?
Monday, June 15, 2015
Miss i tak?
Harooooo....!
Tak tau nak buh tajuk i...but u miss i taaakkk???
Haro uols....I've been away for so long.
Piah jolok2 i cakap 'update la yanggg...update laa...'
Lembut betul bahasanya...kalau depa berdua tak hapdate lama, mesti i akan wasap and tanya, 'korang dah mati ke?'..keji kan?
Well, i told her that dua, tiga menjak, mood i sungguh tidak baik. And i hate to write when i'm angry because bila baca balik esok2 i akan terkesima dgn 'pencernaan emosi' i kat blogspace ni. Pastu fikir..eleh..awat emo sangat..pergh!
Anyway, i ni dari 3 tahun dulu cakap nak pindah tapi tak pindah2..but last month memang jadi betul2 weols pindah. But no no no uols...bukan ke rumah 'agam' i ye...rumah agam i masih tak siap renovate lagi...merasa weols pindah ke rumah yg lebih agam tepi tasik..a few days ago, Piah was over at my place and dia cakap rumah sewa weols tu ada fefeeling wisteria lane uols..so like ong kaya gitu. Fefeeling la weols berdua kul 3 pagi kat balcony meneman si Piah bunuh nyamuk.
When we said goodbye to the old house, what took place on that day was really not what i had imagined. I fefeeling berjalan dari satu bilik ke satu bilik bersama MG dgn tangannya merangkul pinggul i (yes, tangan dia memang panjang dan cukup sesuai to merangkul my balak of a pinggang)..reminiscing about the good and bad days in that house (fefeeling je kerja kau ye). lap2 air mata gitu. Non hado!
We got movers to do the packing and they worked from 10 am until like 9pm...i yg sekadar tengok ni pun pancit. Sampai 5 trips. Sib baiklah rumah sewa not that far from the old house...As at the moment, we are living out of boxes. Rumah sewa is rumah pinjaman semata2..meaning...the house is not meant for rental but we asked to pinjam and pay cheap rental..merasalah pasang sendiri lampu and kipas..aircond takde ye! Balik rumah rasa nak bolen je. The good thing is, it's only a bout 200 metres from our new house so can keep an eye on the contractors.
OMG...that's a different story altogether! Rumah yg tengah renovate tak siap2! Lembab! At one point, sorang je kerja..At first for so many months, memang i tak masuk campur hal renovation ni. Sekadar dengar MG pok pek pok pek kat i and also in the wasap group between him n the contractors. That included me kononnya supaya i ambik kesah. Which for a very long time i hadn't until tuan rumah weols yg baru nak pindah masuk and we had to vacate our old house. Pening cari rumah sewa for short term tambah dgn satu pagi tu MG wasap gambar the workers at our new house dok bancuh simen atas our timber flooring! Tak ke mak tukar jadi mummera? Lub dub lub dub jantung i! I mintak permission kat MG untuk 'bahasakan' contractor tu on wasap. Dah lama dah i tanya MG, bila2 you perlukan utk i memainkan peranan as 'nyonya cerewet gila' just let me know bec i can do crazyyyy...
So i bahasakanlah kat wasap tu...sampai siap threaten nak viralkan gambar2 tu kat fb (plus they did other damages as well yg weols sabaaarrr je sebelum ni). I cakap boleh tak jangan jadi one of the stats yg rata2 org kata contractor bumis are lousy. Ni orang bagi peluang ni...Pastu wasap senyaaappp for about 2 weeks...tak menguit pun. I tanya MG..what happened to the group...he said the contractors bukak group lain and excluded me. Cait!!! Berani deme!
Tu satu. Pastu ada incident lain yg i personally spoke to the contractor tu. I said, we've got to meet up and go through apa yg tak siap lagi. I said sekarang ni, they have to report to me also. Ok, so we set uplah sekian2 hari dan waktu nak berjumpa kat rumah baru. I tunggu like 40 mins and bulu hidung pun tak nampak! Pastu tepon laki i to cancel the meeting pasal sebab keluarga. Uols rasa mak tak hangin ke?? OMG! Tak pernah i menjerit kat sesapa macam tu. I buat sign kat laki i suh pas hp kat i..seriously i never thought i had it in me to bercakap like 200km sejam gitu. I called him tak professional..kalau tau tak boleh datang, habaq mai la awal2. Orang berkejar balik ofis in KL awal to be there on time. And...he had the cheek to call me unprofessional bec asyik wasap dia je ..napa tak call saya katanya. Ooo..ko nak sangat aku call ko every 2 hours ye??? Dia cakap he was going to meet MG pun the next day, so he thought he tak yah la jumpa pada tarikh yg we all dah plan tu. So i said, you think what? You can telepathic your decision to me? Bongok!
Anyway, the next day we met up at the new house. Me dgn buku catatan..jot down everything can secretary. Pastu suh semua org sign n put no IC. I said i nak pi matikan stamp. Kita dah agree tarikh bila nak siap ni..lambat sila bayarkan sewa rumah weols...buat ngok ngek siap ke mahkamah la kita berjumpa. Si mamat kontraktor tu masa berjumpa sikit pun tak pandang kat i, buat macam i tak wujud..hehe...aduhai....bertambah uban i kena deal ngan org2 camni..how la people can be project managers ni?
Tata..itu je cerita buat masa ni..Nak balik dah..nak kejar dr raden.
Tak tau nak buh tajuk i...but u miss i taaakkk???
Haro uols....I've been away for so long.
Piah jolok2 i cakap 'update la yanggg...update laa...'
Lembut betul bahasanya...kalau depa berdua tak hapdate lama, mesti i akan wasap and tanya, 'korang dah mati ke?'..keji kan?
Well, i told her that dua, tiga menjak, mood i sungguh tidak baik. And i hate to write when i'm angry because bila baca balik esok2 i akan terkesima dgn 'pencernaan emosi' i kat blogspace ni. Pastu fikir..eleh..awat emo sangat..pergh!
Anyway, i ni dari 3 tahun dulu cakap nak pindah tapi tak pindah2..but last month memang jadi betul2 weols pindah. But no no no uols...bukan ke rumah 'agam' i ye...rumah agam i masih tak siap renovate lagi...merasa weols pindah ke rumah yg lebih agam tepi tasik..a few days ago, Piah was over at my place and dia cakap rumah sewa weols tu ada fefeeling wisteria lane uols..so like ong kaya gitu. Fefeeling la weols berdua kul 3 pagi kat balcony meneman si Piah bunuh nyamuk.
When we said goodbye to the old house, what took place on that day was really not what i had imagined. I fefeeling berjalan dari satu bilik ke satu bilik bersama MG dgn tangannya merangkul pinggul i (yes, tangan dia memang panjang dan cukup sesuai to merangkul my balak of a pinggang)..reminiscing about the good and bad days in that house (fefeeling je kerja kau ye). lap2 air mata gitu. Non hado!
We got movers to do the packing and they worked from 10 am until like 9pm...i yg sekadar tengok ni pun pancit. Sampai 5 trips. Sib baiklah rumah sewa not that far from the old house...As at the moment, we are living out of boxes. Rumah sewa is rumah pinjaman semata2..meaning...the house is not meant for rental but we asked to pinjam and pay cheap rental..merasalah pasang sendiri lampu and kipas..aircond takde ye! Balik rumah rasa nak bolen je. The good thing is, it's only a bout 200 metres from our new house so can keep an eye on the contractors.
OMG...that's a different story altogether! Rumah yg tengah renovate tak siap2! Lembab! At one point, sorang je kerja..At first for so many months, memang i tak masuk campur hal renovation ni. Sekadar dengar MG pok pek pok pek kat i and also in the wasap group between him n the contractors. That included me kononnya supaya i ambik kesah. Which for a very long time i hadn't until tuan rumah weols yg baru nak pindah masuk and we had to vacate our old house. Pening cari rumah sewa for short term tambah dgn satu pagi tu MG wasap gambar the workers at our new house dok bancuh simen atas our timber flooring! Tak ke mak tukar jadi mummera? Lub dub lub dub jantung i! I mintak permission kat MG untuk 'bahasakan' contractor tu on wasap. Dah lama dah i tanya MG, bila2 you perlukan utk i memainkan peranan as 'nyonya cerewet gila' just let me know bec i can do crazyyyy...
So i bahasakanlah kat wasap tu...sampai siap threaten nak viralkan gambar2 tu kat fb (plus they did other damages as well yg weols sabaaarrr je sebelum ni). I cakap boleh tak jangan jadi one of the stats yg rata2 org kata contractor bumis are lousy. Ni orang bagi peluang ni...Pastu wasap senyaaappp for about 2 weeks...tak menguit pun. I tanya MG..what happened to the group...he said the contractors bukak group lain and excluded me. Cait!!! Berani deme!
Tu satu. Pastu ada incident lain yg i personally spoke to the contractor tu. I said, we've got to meet up and go through apa yg tak siap lagi. I said sekarang ni, they have to report to me also. Ok, so we set uplah sekian2 hari dan waktu nak berjumpa kat rumah baru. I tunggu like 40 mins and bulu hidung pun tak nampak! Pastu tepon laki i to cancel the meeting pasal sebab keluarga. Uols rasa mak tak hangin ke?? OMG! Tak pernah i menjerit kat sesapa macam tu. I buat sign kat laki i suh pas hp kat i..seriously i never thought i had it in me to bercakap like 200km sejam gitu. I called him tak professional..kalau tau tak boleh datang, habaq mai la awal2. Orang berkejar balik ofis in KL awal to be there on time. And...he had the cheek to call me unprofessional bec asyik wasap dia je ..napa tak call saya katanya. Ooo..ko nak sangat aku call ko every 2 hours ye??? Dia cakap he was going to meet MG pun the next day, so he thought he tak yah la jumpa pada tarikh yg we all dah plan tu. So i said, you think what? You can telepathic your decision to me? Bongok!
Anyway, the next day we met up at the new house. Me dgn buku catatan..jot down everything can secretary. Pastu suh semua org sign n put no IC. I said i nak pi matikan stamp. Kita dah agree tarikh bila nak siap ni..lambat sila bayarkan sewa rumah weols...buat ngok ngek siap ke mahkamah la kita berjumpa. Si mamat kontraktor tu masa berjumpa sikit pun tak pandang kat i, buat macam i tak wujud..hehe...aduhai....bertambah uban i kena deal ngan org2 camni..how la people can be project managers ni?
Tata..itu je cerita buat masa ni..Nak balik dah..nak kejar dr raden.
Tuesday, April 7, 2015
Abang Ngah II - slightly edited
Masih bertemakan Abang Ngah...yes...i still cannot move on from Mr. El and co. Hari2 swoon bila tengok balik downloaded TLU videos..Abang Ngah kat no. 31 terpaksa rela mendengar bila i update trivia on Mr. El & co. He said, 'i tak mo tau le!' I said, well you have to..dah takde orang lain lagi yang sanggup dengar..hahaha..
Anyway, baru2 ni i balik kampung bersama2 anak2 and bibik. Pak budak2 tinggal rumah. Once or twice a year memang akan ada episod balik rumah mak tanpa en. swomi. Tiada adegan rajuk merajuk di sini...once in a while it's nice being anak mok and pok je...dapat tido bawah ketiak mak. Fungsi bibik is to fully look after the kids, thus, i get to sleep dopohpatjam...literally. And en. swomi kat rumah gets to...shop? The kind yang keluar pagi balik senja without the suara2 sumbang kami esp. the kids asking daddy pergi mana?? Asyik2 massimodutti kata bebudak (although in MG's defense, boleh tak budak2 tak memalukan dia kat Aunty Mak Piah (while she was here)? He has sooo moved on from MD).
While i was there, bibik and budak2 dok kelebet album lama2 i..sedih uols! Nampak sangat masa tu semua tegang, springy and defied gravity. Seriously! What happened in between the age of 30 and 42?? (eh silap, I baru 39..and will be for many years to come). Suddenly i have a few kids and anak bulu and i need 'assistance' to make sure my body parts defy gravity! Banyaklah gambar2 lama masa zaman i study, pacar memacar....gambar2 Siamang, budak rumah tepi sungai, aruah mamat hitam...fefeeling hot stuff sangat taw!
Anyway, mok i tanya, 'Ko in contact ke dgn siamang?' Of course takde la dia gunakan nama gelaran simian tu pulak kan? Because apparently he's fb buddies with kekanda2ku. Ewah..!
I said, no i'm not because he's the ultimate psychotic ex-boipren from hell. Bukannya i tak nak berkawan uols...in fact uols pun tau adalah a few times weols berkawan...berbalas sms or fb messages. Tapi for a few episodes, adalah tahan tiga hari..selalunya masuk hari ketiga dia mula melatah meroyan mengungkit2 kisah lama. I mean like what da hell?? Eh! Bukan aku ke yg kena dump?? Dump big time and bukan sekali pulak tu..And he would get really, really abusive. There was once upon a time when i was miserable..biarlah rahsia kenapa dan bila ittew berlaku..haaa..masa2 tu he was in his ultimate bff mode. Tapi bila diriku happy...cam siol pulak perangainya. Pastu tak masuk lagi adegan2 mengingati bibit2 episode dolu2 kami (ptuiih!)..dari what we used to get up to ke apa benda poster i tampal dlm bilik...and he would mentioned this on my fb timeline. Tak ke psycho namanya tu?
Tau tak betapa susahnya nak move on dulu dpd episode chenta kami? He was definitely my eL......like in Lucifer uols! Takde maknanya dia macam ElKyra tu. Bila kita dah okkkk sikit....bila agak2 otak dah tak weng sangat, mulalah dia muncul semula. Pastu messed up balik jadinya otak i. Why? Because i allowed him to. Sweet talker toksah cakaplah kan..
Nowadays, once in a while like 3, 4 bulan sekali adalah dia bermonolog sensorang dlm smsnya pada i...asking whether i'm OK, because dia syik termimpi2 kan i..or..how he misses my bread pudding and profiteroles etc. Tak cukup sms, wasap..tak cukup wasap, fb msg. Tak ke semacam? Kita nak flattered senyap2 pun tak berani mengenangkan perangai saikonya bila menjelang hari ketiga. Dah dah la tu..penat gue. And getting over him tu bukan i sorang yg terpaksa melaluinya ye...pok mok i plus adik bradik semua! Awat taknya? Dah bertaun2 dok menebeng kat rumah i! Dah jadi 'member' kat yok nenek mokcik pokcik pastu breakup (Sebab tu i berdoa kat tuhan jodohkan la i dgn orang yg jumpa sat je terus diajak kawin (well MIL yg ajak..hihi). Tak payah nak berumah tangga kat rumah i bertaun2 sangat tapi last2 tak jadi jugak). Cam MG and I....hari ni cakap i lap u, sebulan lebih pastu kawin...fefeeling azleekhairi n feliciayeap dlm nikah kita bercinta sangat tau!
Anyway, semalam jantung i lub dab lub dab dengan kencang...
Baby X balik dari rumah tunangnya semalam (kecik2 dah ditunangkan...senang..mak bapak dah kenal...ni according to Piah lah ni). Dia masuk rumah je dia cakap, 'baby X tadi jumpa bibik M'
What?? Bibik M? My ex-supermaid yang telah break up dgn i? Yg telah menjerut hati i dgn adegan2 cinetronnya yg bertaraf 5 bintang? i terus terasa cam Kyra Lydia kat adegan bawah ni uols...
Bayangkan..dan tukarkan El kepada Bibik M. At least 2 bulan jugak it took me to forget about her. Sempatlah kena torture dengan nenek-tak-suka-budak-bulu tu. Not easy ok....dengan demamnya and pi ofis seminggu tak bermekap (this is bad ye kalau pi kerja muka tak siap). Bila cakap pasal dia je mesti sebak..sememeh sungguh diriku. Tiada kata2 perangsang dan kasih sayang dari MG dapat mengubat hatiku di kala itu (as if MG ada buat camtu). Tetiba dia muncul kat rumah my neighbour dengan 'om' (kata Baby X) and beramah mesra dgn Baby X. Peluk2 suap makan semua..what da hell??! Tau tak yg budak2 sedih when she left because there was no proper goodbyes at the airport and then she decided not to come back? For some time bila nak tido je kena console depa and dgn berat hati suh budak2 doakan supaya bibik M berbahagia dgn teman barunya..bagaimana geramnya i kat dia rasa cam nak pi santau sakai, i never told the kids the truth about how she left.
Now senang2 ko berani masuk ke kawasan gue and beramah mesra dgn anak gue? Dan tolonglah! Leave it be...berikanlah i peluang untuk menjadi orang baru (Yg sebelum ni i tak pernah buat bangun kul 530 pagi utk prepare bekal anak2 dan swomi...yg dictate apa menu utk dimasak hari2...yg cebok verak anak2 bulu...ok yg last part ni tipu). Berikan peluang utk anak2 lupakan you...I pun dah ada 'teman' baru dah...eh tetiba pulak emo.
Sekian cerita pembantu rumah upahan.
p/s I dah dua...Esah and Piah bila nak hapdate ni???
Thursday, April 2, 2015
Abang Ngah I
Hola uols!!
From the title agak2 uols boleh teka tak i nak bersembang pasal apa? Apa nak jadi dgn i, uols? Umur dah lanjut tapi masih boleh terjebak nak berfeeling2 bila tengok drama or baca novel chenta2. Last one of courselah TLU kan?? Memula i tengok, it was like eh, apsal hero macam tak sado langsung? Ya la..kalau nak comparekan dengan WakDoyok pujaan hati Piah or abang Birdbird Esah or Zul Ipin...but lama2 i tengok eh...kelakarnya hero ni..cakap selamba je...pastu tengok kulit putih merah je dia ni (yes...i don't go for tall, DARK, handsome man...yang itam2 tu bagi kat Piah)..then i found out that dia budak engine from obersea...skeaping pun boleh tahan...(putih cerah and boleh skeaping. My kind of man! So now tak tau mana nak pilih...dia ataupun kijangmasperkasa hihi). Seriously, i've never noticed this actor before TLU.
Pastu MG cakap..hero muka po-ot ni u boleh minat??! I cakap yg my weakness is laki2 yg pandai...tak taulah si El ni pandai mana kat sekolah dulu tapi at least he has something else to offer other than his acting skills. And his degree is selain daripada law (apakah ini satu bentuk diskriminasi terhadap law degree holders? Tidak tapi balik2 law eg. AzwanaAli pun law degree holder...FahrinA..LisaS...so need i say more?). So i cakap kat MG, you rasa i dulu syiok kat muka you yg jambu tu ke? Tidak ye puan-puan...pasal you pandai, kalau tak sikit i tak layan ok!
Anyway, back to El...sampai sekarang i can't move on uols....Masa TLU masih main dulu..anak2 i semua i suh diorg tengok tv kat bawah and i dok fefeeling tengok tv dlm bilik. Pastu download lagi kat henfon! Dialah menemani i tatkala jem tengah driving. Bila MG balik kerja, tengok anak2 conquer tv bawah. Masuk bilik tengok i pulak tengah sengih sensorang layan TLU...sib baiklah daya kesabarannya sungguh tinggi.
I akan masuk spital esok for a minor investigative procedure. I berfantasia...kalaulah ada El bawakkan bubur utk i....terus sihat uols!
Tapi for the time being, kenalah i terima je abang ngah depan mata i ni...don't play2 uols...MG pun gelaran abang ngah tau..masak bubur je dia tak tau..tapi beli bubur MacD utk i dia pandai!
I tanya LittleD, sapa lagi hensem...El ke daddy? Lama dia nengok muka El kat tv pastu dia cakap, daddy lagi hensem pasal muka daddy takde jeragat, katanya...(the actor has bekas jerawat, bukan jeragat. But Little D & co cacat sikit je muka semua kasi bantai kata jeragat). Waah! Jangan tak tau abang ngah i tu model sambilan utk SK11 for men ye..
Anyway, layanlah gambar hero hensem pujaan hati i kat bawah ni...
Ni apa isap rokok ni sayangku?? Kuning la gigi and paru2 u...I tak suka tau! (walaupun gaya macho mu sungguh memikat hati and bulu kening tu yg mahal sungguh!)
From the title agak2 uols boleh teka tak i nak bersembang pasal apa? Apa nak jadi dgn i, uols? Umur dah lanjut tapi masih boleh terjebak nak berfeeling2 bila tengok drama or baca novel chenta2. Last one of courselah TLU kan?? Memula i tengok, it was like eh, apsal hero macam tak sado langsung? Ya la..kalau nak comparekan dengan WakDoyok pujaan hati Piah or abang Birdbird Esah or Zul Ipin...but lama2 i tengok eh...kelakarnya hero ni..cakap selamba je...pastu tengok kulit putih merah je dia ni (yes...i don't go for tall, DARK, handsome man...yang itam2 tu bagi kat Piah)..then i found out that dia budak engine from obersea...skeaping pun boleh tahan...(putih cerah and boleh skeaping. My kind of man! So now tak tau mana nak pilih...dia ataupun kijangmasperkasa hihi). Seriously, i've never noticed this actor before TLU.
Pastu MG cakap..hero muka po-ot ni u boleh minat??! I cakap yg my weakness is laki2 yg pandai...tak taulah si El ni pandai mana kat sekolah dulu tapi at least he has something else to offer other than his acting skills. And his degree is selain daripada law (apakah ini satu bentuk diskriminasi terhadap law degree holders? Tidak tapi balik2 law eg. AzwanaAli pun law degree holder...FahrinA..LisaS...so need i say more?). So i cakap kat MG, you rasa i dulu syiok kat muka you yg jambu tu ke? Tidak ye puan-puan...pasal you pandai, kalau tak sikit i tak layan ok!
Anyway, back to El...sampai sekarang i can't move on uols....Masa TLU masih main dulu..anak2 i semua i suh diorg tengok tv kat bawah and i dok fefeeling tengok tv dlm bilik. Pastu download lagi kat henfon! Dialah menemani i tatkala jem tengah driving. Bila MG balik kerja, tengok anak2 conquer tv bawah. Masuk bilik tengok i pulak tengah sengih sensorang layan TLU...sib baiklah daya kesabarannya sungguh tinggi.
I akan masuk spital esok for a minor investigative procedure. I berfantasia...kalaulah ada El bawakkan bubur utk i....terus sihat uols!
Tapi for the time being, kenalah i terima je abang ngah depan mata i ni...don't play2 uols...MG pun gelaran abang ngah tau..masak bubur je dia tak tau..tapi beli bubur MacD utk i dia pandai!
I tanya LittleD, sapa lagi hensem...El ke daddy? Lama dia nengok muka El kat tv pastu dia cakap, daddy lagi hensem pasal muka daddy takde jeragat, katanya...(the actor has bekas jerawat, bukan jeragat. But Little D & co cacat sikit je muka semua kasi bantai kata jeragat). Waah! Jangan tak tau abang ngah i tu model sambilan utk SK11 for men ye..
Anyway, layanlah gambar hero hensem pujaan hati i kat bawah ni...
Ni apa isap rokok ni sayangku?? Kuning la gigi and paru2 u...I tak suka tau! (walaupun gaya macho mu sungguh memikat hati and bulu kening tu yg mahal sungguh!)
(Gambar diambil dan dicrop from Beautifulnara)
Btw, Esah tak tengok TLU...dia kata i don't watch malay dramas anymore. Ni statement sejak dua menjak dia menjadi posh uols. Padahal dulu tengok dayang senandung lah etc. I think kekecewaannya dgn drama melayu disebabkan oleh insiden abang Bird2 nya buat hal..pastu dia terus patah hati.
Piah pulak...well...semenjak jadi penghuni kota metropolitan Paris dia pun claim tak main drama melayu ni. Masa dia kat rumah i haritu and i paksa2 dia tengok, dia cakap boleh tak i jangan jadi InaNaim. But secretly setiap masa terluangnya dia akan stalk WakDoyok.
Sekian.
Btw, Esah tak tengok TLU...dia kata i don't watch malay dramas anymore. Ni statement sejak dua menjak dia menjadi posh uols. Padahal dulu tengok dayang senandung lah etc. I think kekecewaannya dgn drama melayu disebabkan oleh insiden abang Bird2 nya buat hal..pastu dia terus patah hati.
Piah pulak...well...semenjak jadi penghuni kota metropolitan Paris dia pun claim tak main drama melayu ni. Masa dia kat rumah i haritu and i paksa2 dia tengok, dia cakap boleh tak i jangan jadi InaNaim. But secretly setiap masa terluangnya dia akan stalk WakDoyok.
Sekian.
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Tuesday, March 24, 2015
Cerita berbulu here and there
Holaaaa!
Merapu time uols...sungguh lama tak merapu....bahan2nya ada cuma tak terdaya nak menulis. I'm always so tired bila dah balik rumah..selalunya budak2 gaduh keriau2...violent kaki tangan semua naik cam samseng filem tamil. Selalu i bawak keluar rotan je...time out semua tak jalan dah..ni baru 2 anak pompuan. Kalau boys tak taulah camna.
The nenek maid lasted until CNY...thank god! MG cakap cepat2lah weols dapat maid betul...kalau tak berdosa tiap2 hari weols gossip pasal dia. Perasaan i nak kesian kat nenek tu terbang keluar tingkap because she hated the cats...fullstop. semua masalah dunia dia, dia blame kat anak2 bulu i...rumah pun takde lah dia mencuci bagai...i still had to hire cleaners on weekend to clean the house. But thats ok...no big deal if only she had loved the cats..or the least janganlah agro dgn depa.
Ni bila i balik kerja tengok food bowl depa selalu empty. Air minum cetek or ada bendasing and tak berganti. Ada sekali tu the ckeaners tak datang bec cuti. So i cleaned the house atas bawah. Si nenek boleh bagi remark 'dah bersih rumah ye?! Haa...tunggulah yg tu masuk, mesti kotor balik'. And mulutnya terjuih pointing tu Abang Monty yg baru nak melangkah masuk ke rumah. Si bulu tu pun tau masa i mop dia tak dibenarkan masuk rumah. See how refined he is...pastu sedap2 kena slander dengan nenek. Masa tu memang bulu belakang telinga i naik semua...i cakap kalau dia tak suka sangat dgn bebulu tu, she can leave. Why come to work with me when dia sedari awal tau rumah ni ada depa?
The time i broke the news to nenek that perhubungan cinta kita sampai CNY je, dia cakap, mana makcik nak pergi??? Memula tu i macam nak kesian. Pastu i tengok bawah kat lantai...foodbowl bebulus kosong...hilang semua rasa belas i.
Alhamdulillah our new maid is OK. Rajin...can be blur...but tak manis mulut cam supermaid i tu...manis2 mulut tu lah yg buatku terpedaya, kan? Semoga perhubungan kali ni berkekalan sampai budak2 kahwin...hihihi.
Anyway, cerita2 sampingan. Recently ada photographer datang nak tangkap gambar to advertise for something we had produced. Yg sampai ke anak cucu akan kekalnya iklan tu...what do u know?? Mata i naik bengkak sebelah...within that 2 weeks seriously mata tu cam kena daulat. Mula2 naik ketumbit...no..takdak intai sesiapa..kalau ada pun setakat MG tengah mandi je pun. Lepas surut, terpercik minyak panas pulak. Sib baik tak kena bijik mata. Pun ok after a few days. Tup2 lagi 2 hari sebelum sesi bergambar, eh elok pulak terpercik disinfectant masa cuci tangan! Tak taulah apa mata tu dah buat tapi memang kena 'basuh' cukup2! Since semua mengejar masa, picture had to be taken on that day jugak...walaupun dgn specs, i still nampak cam syndromic...sebelah mata besar sebelah kecik.
Ni at the height of the bengkak episode...saja je tayang siap dgn taik mata lagi...
On normal days, haaa...agak besar tersembul jugak mata i kan??
Merapu time uols...sungguh lama tak merapu....bahan2nya ada cuma tak terdaya nak menulis. I'm always so tired bila dah balik rumah..selalunya budak2 gaduh keriau2...violent kaki tangan semua naik cam samseng filem tamil. Selalu i bawak keluar rotan je...time out semua tak jalan dah..ni baru 2 anak pompuan. Kalau boys tak taulah camna.
The nenek maid lasted until CNY...thank god! MG cakap cepat2lah weols dapat maid betul...kalau tak berdosa tiap2 hari weols gossip pasal dia. Perasaan i nak kesian kat nenek tu terbang keluar tingkap because she hated the cats...fullstop. semua masalah dunia dia, dia blame kat anak2 bulu i...rumah pun takde lah dia mencuci bagai...i still had to hire cleaners on weekend to clean the house. But thats ok...no big deal if only she had loved the cats..or the least janganlah agro dgn depa.
Ni bila i balik kerja tengok food bowl depa selalu empty. Air minum cetek or ada bendasing and tak berganti. Ada sekali tu the ckeaners tak datang bec cuti. So i cleaned the house atas bawah. Si nenek boleh bagi remark 'dah bersih rumah ye?! Haa...tunggulah yg tu masuk, mesti kotor balik'. And mulutnya terjuih pointing tu Abang Monty yg baru nak melangkah masuk ke rumah. Si bulu tu pun tau masa i mop dia tak dibenarkan masuk rumah. See how refined he is...pastu sedap2 kena slander dengan nenek. Masa tu memang bulu belakang telinga i naik semua...i cakap kalau dia tak suka sangat dgn bebulu tu, she can leave. Why come to work with me when dia sedari awal tau rumah ni ada depa?
The time i broke the news to nenek that perhubungan cinta kita sampai CNY je, dia cakap, mana makcik nak pergi??? Memula tu i macam nak kesian. Pastu i tengok bawah kat lantai...foodbowl bebulus kosong...hilang semua rasa belas i.
Alhamdulillah our new maid is OK. Rajin...can be blur...but tak manis mulut cam supermaid i tu...manis2 mulut tu lah yg buatku terpedaya, kan? Semoga perhubungan kali ni berkekalan sampai budak2 kahwin...hihihi.
Anyway, cerita2 sampingan. Recently ada photographer datang nak tangkap gambar to advertise for something we had produced. Yg sampai ke anak cucu akan kekalnya iklan tu...what do u know?? Mata i naik bengkak sebelah...within that 2 weeks seriously mata tu cam kena daulat. Mula2 naik ketumbit...no..takdak intai sesiapa..kalau ada pun setakat MG tengah mandi je pun. Lepas surut, terpercik minyak panas pulak. Sib baik tak kena bijik mata. Pun ok after a few days. Tup2 lagi 2 hari sebelum sesi bergambar, eh elok pulak terpercik disinfectant masa cuci tangan! Tak taulah apa mata tu dah buat tapi memang kena 'basuh' cukup2! Since semua mengejar masa, picture had to be taken on that day jugak...walaupun dgn specs, i still nampak cam syndromic...sebelah mata besar sebelah kecik.
Ni at the height of the bengkak episode...saja je tayang siap dgn taik mata lagi...
On normal days, haaa...agak besar tersembul jugak mata i kan??
Ok...ni cite lain. Finally...after bertahun2 berkecimpung dalam themed annual dinner, menanglah i award best dressed. Other people came aa prince or princessess...kalau witch pun set2 yg cantik cam maleficent tu...haaa ambik ko...senang je nak mekap muka hijau n tampal hidung tu. One drawback of the nose...asyik tercelup dalam minuman.
A few weeks after that MG ajak pi dinner company dia. Katanya buat julung2 kali boleh bawak spouse (iye ke? Whateva..!). I tanya apa tema and bila? Ada ke lagi 2 minggu nak dinner baru bagitau i? Tau tak i don't do things by halves? Nak sewa/tempah baju and of course susuk tubuh voluptious i ni (read: fat) kena ada perancangan yg rapi utk cari baju. Nak jadi witch yg setakat selet2 warna hijau kat muka n pakai wig pun it took me one month to do research.! Apatah lagi nak suh i transform jadi Adele ke...QueenLatifah ke..(about the only 2 celebrities yg i tau bam2 sikit). Of course MG kena jelingan maut dari i..
(Gambar selfie berwajah witch telah disimpan semula atas tujuan keselamatan)
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