The weather has been so warm lately that i am incapable of executing any tasks efficiently. Ditambahkan lagi dengan office punya central aircond yg dah breakdown compressornya and to get a replacement will require many phone calls, paperwork, quotations etc. and none of it actually bear favourable results pronto pun. This warm weather and warm office have certainly mar my lunchtime siesta. Previously, i need to berselubung dlm selimut to nap comfortably, but now kalau nak tido gak, kena berkemban or strip to bra and panty...kalau idak, mau berlengaih ketiak ku and also in those places where the sun doesn't shine.Ye la..kan i ni set2 mamalia bertubuh besar.. I cannot risk the latter...mana le tau..i don't have the only key to my office...buatnya masa ni ada org nak update computer software ke, ganti furniture ke..mesti ketakutan mereka melihat Mak Dugong bersantai di lantai ini..
This Friday will be Mr Gig's and mine 5th wedding anniversary...i haven't got anything special planned but i not-so-secretly hope that MG has something up his sleeves..i doubt it because he's not known to be the most romantic guy around..In fact this morning i reminded him dekat 10kali dgn tak malunya...and dia boleh cakap that he wants to be wined and dined metaphorically speaking. He's really living up to his nick name and walaupun dia lelaki (yg tak berapa macho), i'm sure he doesn't mind being a kept-guy...although his idea of being kept is like people keeping pet python i.e. kita kasi makan, usap sikit2 and the rest of the time leave him alone for him to me-grro-luh and membesar. And of course it doesn't include the kept-person being affable or pleasurable.
Speaking of macho man....in my line of work, i rub shoulders with many men whom i call 'pretty boys'..no, not the Keanu Reeves or Rupert Everett kind but because these men jenis yg kerja dok kat office, pakai tie looking 'pretty' all the time and my god! Cuba you suruh diaorg tukar light bulb ke, fix a baby car seat ke...or even work the washing machine (sorry Mr Gig, you pun termasuk dalam golongan ni even though you're quite handy around the house, but how often do you come across guys that iron t-shirts????). If you fine them in action pun, mostly it's their mouth doing the action (i.e. berhujah je le).
Once in a while, i have to go on some courses that allow me to come into contact with 'real guys'...you know jenis2 yg pergi kerja pakai jeans and tshirt je, very the engineering kind lah..There was once where this 'real guy' was just talking about how the Smart traffic light system works and my colleague and i were so mesmerised...belum lagi masuk ke part another guy talking about fire evacuation procedure and i'm sure deep in our thoughts we were thinking of firemen..and their suits..please ye uols...firemen i mention here is sooo not the bomba kat Mesia ni...i am thinking more in the line of yg ada calender seniri punya..haha!
(kepada urusetia yg selalu meng-organisekan this type of seminar/courses, ada permintaan dari kami pompuan2 yg gersang penglihatan (dan segala2nya) ini supaya kami digroupkan dgn jantan2 engineering...mintak dijauhkanlah kami dari jantan2 jenis accountant, lawyer dan jauh sekali dari jantan2 medical...mintak ampun kalo ada sesapa yg terasa..nak buat camna...dah naluri kami begini dong!)
On a totally different subject, last Friday lunch time, due to poket kekeringan ongkos and ditambahkan lagi oleh weather yg teramat panas, kami makcik2 gersang tetapi professional ini all decided to stay berlonggok kat bilik one of us yg ada split level aircond and thought it was the right time for our very first 'Makcik Limah's continuing 'professional' development'. The agenda was film appreciation which was in the form of Kuntilanak...aku la yg beria2 sangat nak tengok cite ni beacuse trailer and advert made it sound so scary...NOT! well, for a start, hantu tu berkaki kuda..thus dia jalan cam org kaki pengkor (kata org Perak) or macam jantan pakai high heels (i know some jantans are experts..)..and rupa2nya cite ni cam ada berbauk soft porn je...ada ke hantu berwajah jerangkung itu ada hati nak berkongketan dgn pompuan yg bertubuh mungil (what does this mean huh?) dan berkulit oh so flawless itu? Boipren org tu bukan kemain ensem lagi! So, conclusionnya, cite tak takut langsung! Cait!
That's all folks...mak si Tenang ni terlalu hot (and bothered) to stay on kat office puaka ni, so dia nak pi ronda2 KLCC..chow!
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