'Monty no! Who says you can go out in the morning? Asyik nak keluar saja..nak jadi kucing jalanan ke?' --> me to Monty in response to his constant miaowing and furry face pressed to the sliding door.
'It's not painful, nak lari apsal? Nak cuci je, bukan titik ubat!' -->me (again) to Princess Boyot while cleaning her ears.
'Ugiiiiiii.........ugi demam ke? Come to mummy..come...' --> this mad woman again..(who else?)
''Apa pakai baju nampak bontot ni? Bontot dah la besar' --> Mr Gig to me when we wanted to go out yesterday.
My response 'I'll stop wearing this baju when you stop wearing those tight fitting, nipple revealing t-shirt of yours'.
Me to Mr Gig , ' Can i give you a *^% job tonight?'
His response, 'OK, letak lah duit bawah bantal'
Again, this desperate wife to gigolo hubby of hers, 'oii..jaga la si little D kejap..i nak tido ni'
The gigolo's response, 'i donno, she's your responsibility..i just wanted to have fun the last time,'
Ye, tuan puan...we're as mad as hatter.
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