I haven't been updating for quite sometime although i do go blog hopping religously. Too much paper work to be done and i am not one who likes doing them, sitting, staring at the computer...kalau nak sit and stare baik blog hopping ke....check out recipes ke......surf www.*&^&**&^(robertslair.com) hehee...
Mr Gig, Yoda and I were supposed to bercuti2 Malaysia last weekend but Mr Gig jadi pemvawa virus and infected the whole of no. 31 with cold. Ceh! I baru termimpi2 nak dok kat tepi pantai sambil bersip cocktail yg dlm nenas and ada payung kecik tu (cam Fantasy Island)....sambil memakai shades ku yg membuatkan aku ala2 victoria beckham (albeit tembam version) and sambil pareo ku terselak2 ditiup angin sepoi2 bahasa....(memang makcik ni tak sedar diri...tudung kat kepala tu nak letak kat mana?) A ah, and teringin nak tertido kat tepi pantai tu without any care in the world i.e. tak ketakutan diriku dirog oleh tah mana2 imigran atau disampuk oleh hantu laut...Thank god the travel agent cakap the hotel reservation can be postponed, hopefully we'll be able to go in two weeks time.
Had a so-so weekend...poket ku dah kering because last week, i sent my car in for inspection disebabkan oleh ada bunyi cam helicopter keluar dari bahagian tayar. Ok, bukak sini, ganti sana all in all cost me more than 1k....Mr Gig was annoyed at me bec he said i didn't consult him and and he thought i had been taken for a ride by the workshop...ok..i know not many women would want / or have to bawak keta diaorg gi service...but for me, dah macam terbiasa. I was on my own a while before i met Mr Gig so i'm quite used to doing this thing by myself. My father has drummed in daripada i kecik lagi to take care of our cars..jgn biarkan benda2 kecik yg rosak melarat jadi besar etc. So, where the car is concerned, i'm quite impatient. I can't wait for Mr Gig to bawakkan because he's only free on Sundays...lagipun he isn't really bothered that much about cars (unlike most men i know)...i think kalau keta dia tu, ekzos jatuh atas jalan baru dia bawak gi workshop kut. And for me who has to travel far to work everyday, it bothers me so much because i certainly do not want to be mentioned on air as someone who causes the jam on so so highway for that morning.
Bermasam mukalah kami sepanjang weekend because Mr Gig was not too happy with me probably because...1) As a nonetheless typical malay man, i think he felt 'unrespected' as a wife i didn't consult him on this 2) He thought i had been taken for a ride but i cakap i don't think so, in fact i quite like the 'pomen' and had contemplated of proposing to him to become my toyboy so in the future no need to think about car problems anymore 3) 1k++is a lot of money and how come i tak rasa membazir pun?? (Dah tu nak buat camna?? Lagipun, kalau komplen sangat, bayar kan la!)
I can't be held at fault for being independent...Actually, believe it or not i'm the youngest in my family and until i was 15 i still could fit nicely in my father's lap. I supposed, going away to boarding school, then going overseas at 18, terpaksa survive kat public school yg takde Msians and penuh ngan anak omputeh yg kaya tapi bodoh cam vavi, pas tu gi lak Uni and once again takde Msians dlm class i...i supposed i just had to survive. I am also so used to taking care of my own finances and terbawak2 in my marriage now.
Sebenarnya, i termimpi2 jugak nak jadi pompuan yg kerja mengabiskan duit laki, berfoya2 without having to pick up the tabs and dengar cakap laki (the latter part tu yg tak berapa sanggup tu)...(tapi padan muka gak dgn Mr Gig yg dulunya ciri2 wanita idaman ialah yg independent..haa! Ambik ko!). So, uols, i ni aspire to be one kept-woman, agak2nya boleh tak?
"Witty, intelligent and curvy (gedebab yg ianya) thirtysomething who loves nothing more than night in by the fire (ni banyak sangat baca the lone heart ads masa kat UK dulu) long walks (Heathcliff of Wuthering Heights..oo..la..la) and pleasant conversation. Enjoys cooking, aromatherapy (nak hint aku ni suka memassage) and 'adventurous' (need i say more?). Only man who is emotionally mature, generous, intelligent, 'adventurous', good oral hygiene, no moustache, no penchant for Y-front briefs, healthy appetite and oh yes with thick wallet need apply.
P/S And oh yes, i come with baggage in the form of three furry lazy buggers (the human form tu kena share ngan bapak dia, so not solely mine). Oh yes, i also have voracious appetite for food and have to warn you that meals at restaurants should not be less than a three-course one. Yes, i do like to give massages but according to Mr Gig, the real one only last to about 2 minutes and pas tu dia cakap aku buat tah hapa2 tah mengikut hawa nafsuku. Did i say cooking? Actually buat kek je i pandai, kalo nak makan lauk pauk sorrryyy..Good oral hygiene is a must, kalau u floss, woweee..you're god's gift to montymelly kind. Y-fronts remind me of my father's spender, especially yg warna putih dan rupa cam cap crocodile. My man has to kuat makan, kalo set2 yg makan nasi 2X sebulan tu, tak yah la nak masuk meminang and lastly really want one with thick wallet..if not how to support my healthy appetite mah!
SO, ANY TAKERS?
(Bell, Kobau ko ada misai ke? Waaa...dah pandai demand duit bawah bantal ye? 5 posen je? That cheap ah? Kalo Mr Gig, 5 inggit pun dia kasi tengok je..no touching!)
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