I certainly hope i have 9 lives

I must be crazy! Punya la i type a long entry yesterday and then keluar title je! Ceh! Menjawab soalan mu it Han, if i were to have 9 lives, i'd like to be:

1. As thin as Kate Moss so that i can melantak and still not put on weight.
2. Bill Gates' gundik, richest man in the world so that i can have all the money..
3. Angelina Jolie, of course pasal dapat mengongket si Brad Pitt (do you look at his thighs in Troy? Sedap oo kalau tiap2 pagi, tengahari, malam kena hempap ngan thighs dia)
4. That woman on Channel 4 punya game show tu sapa hah? Deh lupa...yg pandai buat maths tu..aa..Carol Voderman, so people would be impressed with my Maths skills.
5. The late Princess Di because i'd get to dress up in gorgeous dress and then pura2 lari dari paparazzi.
6. Bridget jones, because walaupun dia tembam, si Mr Darcy still madly in love ngan dia ..(Okla Bella, stop verangan pasal ko ngan Kobau..tak kose aku! hehe)
7. Bridget Jones again because she never seemed to be short of like minded companions
8. Invisible so that i can sekodeng apa laki ku buat kat office..
9. Sydney Bristow because she can fly kick, beranak kat office without epidural and get to smooch that nerdy Vaughn.

And of course my actual 9 lives had nothing to do with my angan2an langsung, i certainly hope i have the Monty Melly kind of 9 lives...because i've used up 3 already..Uols, in less than 1.5 years, i have been involved in 3 accidents!

The latest one is last Monday while i was driving back from work and nearing the Sungai Besi tol plaza. I tekan brake because the car right infront stopped suddenly but because i was a good deal 10 metres away, i didn't hit it but the car behind me couldn't stop in time. Thank god it was only a Savvy and not an Alam Flora lorry like in the 1st accident. (the 2nd time, i was hit from the side right infront of UPM vet school). The car was not badly damaged but it's at the workshop now, hence i'm taking two days leave from work..eiii! Tak kose makcik nak naik public transport and berpeluh2 ketiak! So, kononnya i'm working from home la ni.

When i called up Mr Gig to tell him i am yet involved in another accident his response was only , 'la..!' Takde la nak tanya whether i was OK ke..agaknya all because i said everything's under control, the car can still move, no need tow truck etc. And he had dinner without me on top of it all, probably thinking i'd be late.

Then the next day he had to accompany me to the Jalan Bandar police station to make a report. Perhaps since this may not be my last one (considering that do you know of anyone who's car has been hit 3 times in less than 15 months? I don't think so..) i'd better hafal the jalan to get there by myself and not to impose on Mr Gig's already busy schedule (meeting memanjang ngalahkan kerja gomen lagi).

I've also realised that i am perhaps a bit like Bree Van DeCamp on Desperate Housewives...my ability to keep calm and not go hysterical in times like this..even though i was 7 months pregnant during my first accident. I simply put on the hazard light, drive to the side of the road, call my car insurance company, call Mr Gig and then exchange details with the other driver. The second time one, the arab lady that hit me just couldn't stop crying..each time dia pandang i dia nak menangis...i rasa cam nak sepak je dia like they do in the movies..i asked her 'are you OK?'
Óf course i'm not!' then nangis2 lagi...laaa..org tanya kot ada yg dah patah leher ke, putus kaki ke...rileklah makcik! Nobody's hurt, malang tak berbau..nak buat camna lagi?

I have also realised that Mr gig is soooo taking it for granted that i can take care of myself...ever wonder ke that in our relationship i pulak yg jadi dominant...entah2 one day in the future i'd be sprouting a moustache and a willy baru ko tau!

So, there you go...i'm carless, no social life, haven't even had a shower this morning and all i can think of is i want to take a nap..kononnya cam i tengah berholidaylah ni.....mati makcik perasan ..tak sedar paper work tengah menimbun...!

Anyway, Han, bila ko touchdown in KL? I won't be around until Tuesday..i have my pareo and sun hat all ready for cuti2 Msia this weekend..kalau we three gorgeous girls meet up next Wednesday camna?

Taraa then..