MG yang seksa

A few days ago, I met one of little D’s teachers from next door. And makcik ni membawa hajat besar pesanan daripada cikgu cikgi little D yg lain…if little D’s mummy can please tell her daddy to dress decently bila menghantar si kecik tu ke nursery …apparently cikgu yg masih dara itu (or frigid according to MG) tidak tau mana nak letak mata bila MG and little D sampai. (FYI, MG akan hantar little D ke nursery sebelum dia mandi utk pergi kerja so pikir2 je la sendiri apa dia pakai).

Jangan tak tau…pakaian ruji MG kat rumah ialah seluar katuk and singlet. The latter is not the pagoda type that our atuks or fathers suka pakai…MG’s version would be the sporty ones and menayang segala..dari ketiak ke dada and any bulu in between oops! Kalau dia berkebun kat depan rumah pun he’d still be clad this sexy. According to my former maid, ‘kak, bila mak kakak datang saja baru bapak (MG) pakai tshirt di rumah’. In defense of MG, dia kata dia tutup aurat what! Anything between pusat and lutut adalah ditutup (walaupun cuma dengan kain tipis selai tu dan apa yg bergantungan tu masih tak dapat dimask pun).

I said to MG, agaknya kalau you ni pompuan mesti you set2 amoi yg dedah sana dedah sini..nasib baik tuhan maha mengetahui and jadikan you jantan. MG replied, imagine kan, kalau body i macam masa jaman2 I masuk gym dulu mesti teacher Little D akan lagi teruja, kan? Macam ni pun dah malu2 nak tengok..’

You all jangan tak tau laki I ni…where do you think the nick MG comes from? It’s short form of Mr. Gig or Gigolo…dia memang maha seksa I tell you.

I ni bukanlah pompuan melayu terakhir (wannabe yes) seperti teacher little D kat sebelah but even that I told MG masa hari kita kahwin you dah parade kat dlm bilik pakai towel kat pinggang je and I really didn’t know where to put my eyes! Pas tu bila kita pi hotel, you pi pakai swimming shorts yg clingy set2 semut nak lalu pun tak muat. Ada sekali tu I selak album pakcik ni masa dia bujangan dulu and time dia bercutian di Ti0man ngan kengkawan. What I saw nearly made my jaw dropped..MG was clad in this black swimming trunk import dari german porn movie set. Lagi mau pose maut atas batang pokok..!!

So, MG yg menurut perintah ramai the next day hantar little D pakai long pyjama bottoms and tshirt.