I had to be at workplace B this morning. Was in the assigned room by 8. Procedure would have taken only 5 min. Tp biasalah kan, gaya mesia..ding dong ding dong waited for 45mins for the client to start to be prepared for me and another 20mins before i could get anywhere near her. Since i started here, dpd super junior and now dah kira berakar tunjang, it always amazes me that people here are so laid back about time management. Kalau kata start pukul 8, pukul 8 lah start. Ni tak, kalau set2 akar tunjang cam i ni, takut kena timpa daulat kut kalau dtg awal. Ni hantar anak2 ayam yg kecoh2 tp not able to do anything unless akar tunjang is around to give orders. Selalunya, bila i terbit anak2 ayam tu pun tak terbit2 lg. It does piss me off big time because even for a 5 min procedure like just now, pukul 11 baru i sampai workplace A. Hish!! Bazir setengah hari.
On a lighter note though, antara kaedah2 utk membuang masa tadi sementara menunggu akar tunjang yg berkenaan sampai, of course i paid a visit to the loo. Antara benda2 berharga yg perlu dikosongkan dari pocket special attire tu were my 1. Hanfon - the source of my happiness especially during such solitary confinement 2. My watch yg digelungkan with my wedding ring - of course priceless due to sentimental values even though the $$ for both is less thn gadget no. 1. 3. My tudung brooch n why the heck it ended up in the pocket pun tak taula.
Pocket had to be emptied because utk menggunakn tandas kegemaran ramai rakyat mesia yakni set cangkung, ada kemungkinan barang jatuh masuk dlm lubang ketika bangun dari posisi mencangkung. ( I tak la favour toilet set gini but itu je yg available. Bukan nak memilih gaya2 perbankan tapi i ni jenis mamalia yg dah tak supple lagi.) This is speaking from someone else's experience who dropped his car key down there n had to eventually retrieve it using someone else's hand (obviously someone who was besotted with him) after multiple attempts using senduk failed. So it shant happen to me..
But what do you know? This clout dropped something into the lubang while trying to place all the items back into her pockets. N the toilet was flushing at that time. Something silvery went down. Damn! There goes my wedding ring (matilah MG takkan gantinya. A new ring would have to come from my pay cheque or kena kawin sekali lagi) n the watch (a cheapo swiss i got from the time i visited germany nearly 10 years ago. Bila nak dpt pergi sana lagi kan??). My heart skipped several beatslah kata org..
If i were to tell my mum, she'd say adalah benda yg tak betul i buat so i kena muhasabah diri since ditimpa that unlucky episod bla bla...i would have said i was damn lucky because yg masuk lubang was my silver ghege 35 inggit je brooch tu n beli pun berhutang 2,3 hari sampai dpt gaji, from my colleague. So tak payahlah i nak guna sudip, senduk pelbagai. Or cari laki baru..
rupa2nya ada sebab brooch tu dok dlm pocket pagi tu. God seriously does work in mysterious ways.

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