Update

I actually typed one long entry this afternoon but because of this ngokngek broadband once it’s disconnected, you’re out of the page and bila you go back to the page memang la seputih2nya takde sebenda pun. And no Esah, i’m not making excuses.

I was typing while watching AnuarJeng on tv. Yeah, that same concert that i didn’t get to go. Luka lama berdarah kembali. How can one not like AnuarJeng? Dengan jelingan matanya, kening angkat sebelah (ko boleh Lukmang?), bahu goyang2 sikit...the camera focused on TokSiti singing along to his songs, menyampah i! Anyway, MG and i have an agreement: if ever AnuarJeng nak kat i, it’s byebye MG (he’s probably praying harder than me for AJ to elope with me haha). But seriously la Esah kan...what are my chances with AJ kan??? I’d probably score better with TigerWoods kut walaupun dia tu tak berpijak di bumi yg sama ngan i haha!

I bid farewell to 2009 with me having the flu bug. Ustazah Munah ajak i dtg rumah dia semalam makan2 sambil tengok fireworks pun i terpaksa tolak. After 2 days of rasa sikit2 cam nak mati, i hauled my heavy arse to the doctor’s yesterday...sesak nafas. Obviously i was given the gas (nebuliser) padahal benda alah cenggitu ada kat sebelah katil I. But then i saja nak konpemkan je ngan doktor bertauliah kan..then i remembered that i have only one more nebule of the ubat at home..a few weeks ago atok, opah and cucu lain came over and they used up nearly all. A ah you, kitaorg ni keluarga semput. So off i went to the one and only pharmacy kat tempat i ni which was the guardian (ni i nak name and shame). I came at 9am, staff kata pharmacist depa kul 930 baru masuk. So dok la i dlm keta baca sokhabar pasal malas nak balik rumah and datang balik. Nak pi pekena tosey kat kedai mamak sebelah segan la pulak pasal banyak ngat jantan, so testosterone laden betul (btw, korang tak masuk kerja ke? Siap ngan baju batik lagi, memang sah ora ng gomen. OOpps cam i tak gomen kan?). 930 on the dot i pun masuk la kedai tu balik and guess what la? Depa cakap the pharmacist ada hal, will come in at 12 pulak. Wa wa wa..cam kedai bapak dia pulak (entah2 memang pak dia punya). Kul 3pm, dgn rasa semput2 tu i pi la balik ke Guardian bertuah tu and i was told kak, pharmacist kitaorg baru je balik, dia half day hari ni. WTH!?? I pun meroyan jugakla kat situ..sib baik nafas i pendek so i boleh mendengus je cam kerbau jantan je and i pun blah. Hish! I had to go allllll the way to the one and only shopping complex kat sini to look for another pharmacy. Sib baik ada..but the thing was, the particular drug i wanted takde and idakle minah pharmacist tu nak suggest yg lain. I saw behind her counter ada kotak tulis ventolin nebule, so i said to her, i shall have the ventolin nebule then. Dia cakap OK, without any advice or tanya yg i reti guna ke? Or bertauliah ke nak guna? Sendiri balik check Drug formulary je le jawabnya..nasib baik i tak keras jegang DBI oiii! (hehe..exaggeration je ni..although i did check my DPF dan kalau ada sebarang kemunsykilan tepon je la kengkawan GP i kan?)

Anyway, 2010 is here. I have to get a few things sorted out...first it’s my teeth. I need to have a crown replaced but i’m scared shit of dentists hehe. Bukan cam si esah tu yg cam ecstasy je bagi kengkawan i cabut gigi dia, 2X uols! Terangkat2 kakinya (ecstasy ke tu Esah?). Then i need to go and have my cardiac assessment..well, kan from my maternal side ada masalah mati mengejut disebabkan jantung. A few weeks ago while i was at this salon having my eyebrows plucked, tetiba i had this sharp pain in my chest. Takde la pulak rasa sakit radiating to the jaw or more on my left side pulak but apparently in women, the symptoms of heart attack are atypical. Masa tu i terfikir, eh panty girdle aku ni ketat sangat ke sampai buat kepala berpinar2? Angin ke? Well, i only had 2 cok keria for that day..or god is telling me, dah2 la tu cabut eyebrow, berdosa! I saw my whole life flashing before me. Terus terpikir, eh, insurance i sapa yg i namakan sebagai pewaris ye? My kids, mum or MG? Kengkawan i cakap usah pi buh nama laki..aiseyman, masa tu i pikir, shit i lum pi tukar nama anak i lagi..haha. Menyesal lak i selalu joke ngan kengkawan kat office..i told them if ever i sakit dada, just get me to IJN pronto. Ni ha tengah kat salon, shall i drive myself to the nearest hospital, tunggu ambulance (mau jegang sementara nak menunggunya) or call MG (sanggupkah i mendengar alasannya suh i tunggu dia habis meeting dulu?) Shall i wait until the symptoms get worse and then leave it to god? While contemplating of my next step of action, tugasan kat salon tu pun dah habis and i pi pekena muffin kat Setabak. After a few minutes, sakit tu pun hilang..ooo..rope2nya i pedih hati pasal lapar..haha.

About the kids pulak..little D is going to enter kindy next week. So dari sebelah rumah, dia upgrade ke across the padang. Baby X still like kojak but the very few hair she has dah separuh jengkal panjangnya. I may need to weave her a wig ala2 SamyV dari rambut Melly kut...btw, there’s this kucing jalanan that is half of Monty’s size and he’s been terrorising the neighbourhood. The most embarrassing thing happened this afternoon. Monty was sunning himself at our doorstep and then i saw him cowering behind some flower pots. I nampak kucing jalanan tu menyenget je datang kat Monty...i shooed him away obviously. Then i gave my fat one a long lecture about him being twice the size of that cat and why la pi menyorok? Gi la lawan...kawan tu makan scraps je and he eats ikan tongkol and royalcanine everyday OK..takkan tak cukup muscle nak lawan? Just like humans kan...yg set2 muka comel, lawa ni selalunya hopeless dalam bab2 ilmu kemahiran hidup ni..jangan pulak ada manusia yg terasa pulak.