I'm a BeeDees fan

I went to see my SV recently. He was happy with my progress, so, i lagilah suka yg dia suka. When i went to see him, i clipped a piece of tissue paper between the pages of my notebook. Mana la tau kut2....Lepas tu rasa cam i believe i can fly...( lebih2 lagi dgn memakai sepentot ajaib mai khas dari lawndon, badan rasa ringan dan mungil sekali). Cam rasa nak shopping satu petanglah..apakan daya...poket nearly kosong akhir2 bulan ni (especially dgn keadaan sekarang ni yg bebudak adolescent ni kalau kita nak recruit diaorg mesti mula2 cam taknak...kalau kata Cik Kiah upah..amboi, kemain laju lagi depa tersengih, ye?).
I must forgive Esah...she clearly has no idea ShahAlam ngan KL tu berapa jauhnya...dia ingat cam Chokit dgn Batu Road je gamaknya. Udahle sekarang dah tak chenta, ditambahkan dgn 8 hari balik baru la teraba2 nak call kita (entah saja je simcardnya dimamah2 bagi rosak) dia harap i dari KL pi SA and mai KL balik..on a Friday afternoon! Kalau dia AnuarJin pun tak tentu lagi i nak gagahkan diri tau!
Namun begitu timakasih ye atas sepentot2 ajaib dan cekelat pemberianmu (You must know by now that i'm really anal about my chocs, tak sangka ko pi pikat pakcik teksi tu dgn cekelat aku!)

This story i'm going to tell takde kena mengena dgn Esah di atas. Out of nowhere i thought about this person. When i was in form3, the pejabat pendidikan negeri organised some sort of a camping, each schoool kena ada rep. Ni kiranya 1malaysia tapi masa tu takde dibagi nama lagi. Nama je camping, tidur dlm khemah yg besar cam khemah askar. I'm really not an outdoorsy type of person..mungkin masa baya tu boleh lagi kut..ataupun the lure of sekodeng bebudak jantan and kingscouts (i ni pandukputrik dulu pas tu sekolah pompuan pulak so can just imagine the jakuness) lebih besar daripada the thought of nak bobo pun siksa kena kongsi jamban ramai2 (kalau sekarang, upah pun i taknak tau! Tak yah cakap khemah, anything that's made of wood and spells cicak, lipas or bunyi cengkerik..sorry! So i really tabik this loyar yg bawak anaknya dgn dirinya sekali pi berchoti2 mesia kat Ulu Yam nun).
Anyway, ada la sorang minah ni dari sekolah kat daerah Peraktengah nun..the camping went on for 5 days, tapi setiap hari ada je kisah dari minah ni. Bila masuk hutan, tangan dialah yg kena duri, so balik ke camp, the firstaid people attended to it (the kingscouts of course- nyampah!). Mandi laut, diala yg lemas (purak2?), so diala yg dipancing ke tepi oleh guess who la lagi kan? (and bila dia naik ke darat, waaa..it was like contestant for wet tshirt contest uols! I still remember that she wore this thin pinkish tshirt..so kalau kena air dan tanpa memakai bra, apa agak2nya yg nampak..thank god it was not pink also, if it was, i would have killed myself). Pas tu masa entah apa aktiviti lagi, lututnya pulak berdarah..so, kena first aid lagi. Agak2 you all rasa dia ni type attention seeker (to the extreme) ke? And then...ada satu petang ni kat dlm khemah, mata i cam terjojol keluar..i mean, i ni XX, bukan XY, but even that pun i cam teruja with disbelief..there she was putting on her bra in the tent for everyone in there to see (plus dgn the scouts yg kat atas menara kawalan because the tent bukannya tutup kat depan and belakang). There were just of the right sizes, pert and perky...
Ni set2 yg layak disarungi oleh bajudalam BeeDees lah..
Many, many years later, adala this actress yg berlakon tak seberapa, walaupun hitam manis, muka hidung lawa. Last2 dengar dia kawin dgn husband org (ni jaman seangkatan dgn masanizan-alibapoo..jaman2 pompuan muda lawa and gedek2 jadi 2nd wife to really ugly rich middle aged men (eh, apalak cite jaman dulu, it's still happening now...ada sesapa dah visit gerai kakzizie kat PWTC?)
Masa tu jugak ada desas desus actress ni ada gambar bogel...cemana tah i tertengok le gambar bog nye kat internet..posing2 kat kerusi lagi (set2 dok kat kerusi cam naik motor gittew)..OK la some people said the pics looked like as if she was drugged..well, she did look cam high semacam..i tenang (pandang kata org perak) betul2 gambar makcik tu. Eh...ni macam .......macam....bonbon yg pernah i tengok satu masa dulu je..pas tu tengok muka hidung...a ah la....OMG! She scrubbed up pretty well!
So that was the story...

P/S
1. i think all if not most of the people who read my blog are ladies, so tak pe na cite kotor2 sikit..(kalau bukan ladies, anggapla uols cam kami ye).
2. Awat cite pasal bonbon lak ni? Probably because bebaru ni jumpa belladonna, we exchanged notes..and we concluded that if we don't want our boobs to look like Orangasli yg kat cameronhiglands tu, amalkanlah pemakaian bra setiap masa....walaupun tiada laki di rumah utk digoda. Btw, rentikanlah nak cuba2 BeeDees itu ye Belladonna..hok kita nya grandma BeeDees pun tak muat, ok?