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Thursday, July 18, 2013

Birds and bees

Episod 1
 
Little D: Mummy, LD ada dua boifren. (aiyok! Don't play2! Dua sekali!)
CK: Hah dua?
Little D: Aah..Adam A ngan Danish H.
CK: Mana boleh ada dua boifren?
Little D: Boleh...dua2 kacak...Rambut Adam A pacak tajam2...rambut Danish H pun pacak tapi tak tajam sangat..
(Ooo..she's into boys with spiky hair)
CK: Kacak macam daddy ke?
Little D: *buat muka*
CK: Mana boleh ada boifren?
Little D: Mummy tu boleh? Asyik nak bercintaaa je dgn daddy..
CK: Dah mummy nak bercinta dgn UncleNuar Jen tak dapat...

 CK: LD, sapa beli sodalam LD?
Little D: Mummy ngan daddylah!
CK: Ok..selagi sodalam LD mummy atau daddy beli, selagi tu LD tak boleh bercinta atau nak boifren ok? Tengok cam daddy tu, Wan dah tak beli sodalam dia lah baru tu dia dapat kawin dgn mummy (!)

 Episod 2

 CK: Look LD, that's a mummy cat, ada baby dlm perut.
Little D: Kenapa dia ada baby dlm perut?
CK: Pasal dia dah kawin lah..
Little D: Mana ada! Cats tak kawin! Cats lekat2 ekor buat love..
CK: ???(Waah! Jah satu dah masuk bab 'persenyawaan' dlm sains ke??)
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12 comments:

  1. blu4skyJuly 18, 2013 at 11:43 AM

    ya ampun cik kiah...lawak giler..hahhahahaha...

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  2. DeLancrettLurpakJuly 18, 2013 at 12:54 PM

    hehehe.. kalau Little D tertgk adegan bercomolot dlm tibi, dia ada comment apa-apa tak?

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    1. Cik KiahJuly 21, 2013 at 5:41 PM

      Rasanya yg prenchkissing tak nah pulak ditayangkan..tapi setakat kiss molot dia no hal one...maknya salu buat kat paknya!(i is sotong, remember?) Sebab tu kitaorg kena cakap kat dia yg kalau dah kawin baru boleh buat...takut dia pi kiss2 mana budak dia suka thinking that it's natural..

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  3. ummisaraJuly 18, 2013 at 4:27 PM

    kekekkekk i like the sodalam part tuh...

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    1. Cik KiahJuly 21, 2013 at 5:42 PM

      I got that from my trainee..anak pengarah sepital. Dia cakap kat i yg maknya cakap camtu kat depa...memang bila i dengar, i rasa lawak gila. So im starting young with my own child..hehe..

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  4. Izuan Kunang-KunangJuly 18, 2013 at 9:53 PM

    Cat lekat-lekat ekor buat love?? LOL LOL

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  5. TengkubutangJuly 18, 2013 at 10:52 PM

    hai.. nice to meet u,
    follower no.50
    done follow here,
    do follow me back?..=)

    http://tengkubutang@blogspot.com/ -->(official)
    http://kucenkucenbelog.blogspot.com/ -->2nd blog

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  6. DilsJuly 19, 2013 at 9:22 AM

    LOL. Pandai pulak tu tengok kucing menggatal. I like your answer!

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    1. Cik KiahJuly 21, 2013 at 5:44 PM

      Not sure dia tengok kat mana...life atau nat geo...kucing2 kat keliling rumah i seme dah kena snip2..

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