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Hapuskan tempat pembiakan nyamuk aedes.Kenalah buat community announcement kan..

Malam tadi wasap i masuk: Kiah...hapdatelah....dari Temah Ratu Jamu. Dia tengah kegersangan bahan bacaan tu. OK lah but subuh kang i said..sekarang penat..ye la..sejak dua menjak jadi ibu separa tunggal ni.What?? You may want to ask..mana pi cik suami i? (eii geli dak guna istilah ni? Let me try again..) Mana pergi sayang i? Lover i tu? (tak jalan jugak..geli maksima!). Well ceritanya begini..

Side track sekejap. Ada anon cadangkan i bukukan my cerita ceriti/anecdotes i. Agaknya utk dijadikan bahan bacaan 'you are not alone' kind of thinglah kut. Like these things do happen or cross other ordinary people's minds but too embarrassing to be mentioned. Aiyo..imagine kan...dlm kpi i..penulis buku so and so..my bosses may expect buku ilmiah la kan..tetiba....Anyway, i could always remain anonymous, guna nama samaran gittew like 'Mak MonaGersang'..but eh...nama tu dah dipakai dek Esah..

Anyway, before i melalut any further..on Thurs, MG went to have his blood tested again. He texted saying that his platelet had further decreased and he felt like sh**. I was at this program dakwah (don't play2 Esah!). Spital yg dia pi tu takde bed for that day, suh datang balik esok. So dia tanya i, cemana? So i said, tunggu i balik, i'll sort it out. Sempatlah dua tiga jam i kat ceramah dakwah tu...when i got back the first thing i said to MG was, you tak rasa ke muka i putih berseri sikit? (sempat tu walaupun kawan tu tengah mamai2 gitu) I did think it was a bit 'cerah' and cam blush2 sikit pipi i. Takkan lepas 3 jam mendengar kuliah jadi camni kut...hihihi..saiko! It must be my new compact powder...

I tengok MG masih bergulung atas katil and mengerang2...my specialist friend cakap kalau kena denggi kena minum air at least 3litres / day. Kalau tak mesti pyrexia tak hilang and platelets will drop down further. Ya ampun! Sampai banyak tu? I must admit i didn't actually keep tabs on how much he drank..Kalau nak kena tunggu sampai platelet drop to 50 baru sepital kejaan nak admit (ada satu sepelaung je dari rumah), haiyo..So i rang the hospital that MG went to in the morning to ask if they have any beds available. Belum lagi katanya. I called up PPUKM private wing katanya kami takdak general physician. Haiya! Private wing kat sepital dekat rumah is only for kes bersalin. MG kata you bawaklah i ke KPJ terdekat tu. Haiya..it was already 4pm..nescaya lepas admission etc. mesti malam baru i boleh balik. You think i can find my way home? No no no! MG cakap kat i, you ni la! ___ (isikan profession CK di tempat kosong) apa camni? KPJ tu pun tak tau kat mana...Haiya..its like telling a fireman, haaa...tau tak Bomba Batu Pahat kat mana? Or Bomba Parit? Apa ni? You kan Bomba...Ish!

Bila gelap, the only road yg guarantee i boleh balik is from the office to home...anything along that road i'd be fine. So i said to MG, jom siap, kita pi PrinceCourt je. Bila dah dalam kereta, i swear i rasa MG menyerongen...ye lah...nak masuk PC gittew kan..boleh feeling2 cam pak arab yang kaya walaupun company yg bayar. Well, i think tak kisah sepital kejaan or sepital prebet, masa menunggunya samaaaaa je. The only thing that set them apart was kalau kat sepital prebet tu, sat2 ada misi mai bagi tau, maaf terpaksa menunggu..pastu the suasana at the observation ward was tenangggg je..takde la ayoma ayopa misi misi or dengar misi2 gelak sakan or gossip kuat2. We waited around 3 hour-ish to be taken to the ward. Masuk bilik je...waaahhh..pemandangan KLCC uols! Terus i rasa cam taknak balik rumah malam tu! Bilik carpeted, bathroom besar (bathtub je takdak), lighting yg set2 boleh dim2...The knowledge that i gained from my extensive reading (err..of blogs) i know that kat PC ni anak beranak boleh berkampung kalau ada family member yg sakit i.e. bawak toto semua. You think bolehkah MG berehat dan  BP controlled bila budak dua orang tu berada dlm satu bilik yg sama? Lagipun dia cakap, that is so kg.com lah! (or did i put these words into his mouth??) Tak payahlah ye. Lainlah kalau his condition is critical and we needed to be vigilant...biarlah paknya recuperate dalam tenang mandang luar tingkap dan misi2 yg genit serta manis2...(you suh depa buat sponge bath kat you, siap!)

Anyway, the next day tu, ramailah colleagues dia melawat. Pakcik rasa sungguh dihargai..lagi2 dapat jambangan bunga yg sungguh besar. Tengkiu2 uols! Pastu i saja nak killjoy kan..'eh, you ni takde kawan jantan ke?' Napa, you jeles ke katanya? Idak le...tapi yg salu kawan pompuan je is like JaparOnn kata i lagi...hihihih...laki sakit pun boleh nak buat2 joke. Tu lah i cakap kat MG..i may not be like some/most (?) wives yg kalau laki sakit akan masak makanan kegemaran cik suami..buat bubur ke...but i can tell you, with me, i make you laugh...i will always have anecdotes/joke bangang up my sleeves. And yes, i have loads of phone numbers of kedai2 yang boleh buat delivery...katanya Hadramawt kat belakang tu pun boleh. Hmm...must pekena lamb mandy by delivery before MG is discharged from the hospital.

OK la..need to mandi and go pick up diva London from the erpot (hmm..sapa buat announcement dlm katebang cakap erpot gittew? Angkat tangan!..)