Caca merba - edited

I kat rumah King Tut. The maid and neighbour's maid nak berlibur hari ni, come rain or shine. Of course depa nak berlibur ke Mydin. Memula nak pi the one near Kotaraya (tempat Temah bukak booth jual jamu). But apparently terlampau ramai dgn PATI and the maid reported the last time they were there siap boleh gaduh2 lagi nak potong barisan masa nak bayar kat kaunter. So i said, no no no, i shall drive you to the one in Sub@ng. Tak yah turun naik bas and that all will take time (and confirm akan balik lambat!). MG has to attend a school reunion. Plan A was, all of us were supposed to go, drop the maid & co off on the way there. But Little D fell ill last night. So, plan B was, the daddy and Baby X pi school reunion and since maid nak berlibur, i kena tinggal rumah dgn Little D. But this morning, MG demam jugak, dok bergulung dgn selimut. I've never seen him this miserable (probably the day he had to marry me..hihihi..joke!). Kesian kat maid & co yg dah siap semua dah plus BabyX yg dah ready nak pi open house with the daddy, i pun volunteer to drive them.  Ni kiranya dah plan C. Orang sakit dua2 tinggal rumah and i pulak jadi supir.

In the meantime, sementara para ibu bersopping bersama Baby X, i port kat rumah KingTut...letak2 komputer je..waaahhh...bliss...! There are no squabbling children yang berebut remote astro, no grumpy hubby yg apa kita buat semua salah. Ok la, in his defence, dia demam ('err..ooorr,...errk wahagrgghh!,' katanya tadi. Ingatkan apa, rupanya, switch off the fan..lerr..no please tu satu hal lah kan, but no manja2 and grumpy tu? Bukan ke orang sakit patut cam manja2? Kalau cenggini Nurse Nightingale pun boleh tukar jadi NurseCharles Cullen tau!). Angin sepoi2 bahasa dari garden yg luas (sila abaikan bau beybey miau yg kenkadang tu terbau jugak) and banyak miau2 lompat sana sini. Segala macam warna ada. Kalau maidnya tak cuti lagi best..mesti i akan kata, Tonah (bukan nama sebenar)! Cekodok and teh o please!

Tengah i buat kerja i, si King Tut ni sibuk manggil 'love, love! Come here'. Ceyy..ingat apa..rhopenya ajak Queen Tut dok kat garden sama2 sembang2. Romantik ke tak tu uols? Romantik gila ok! Made me want to weep. Apakah lagi yg boleh disembangkan dek depa ni tak habih2? Nak kata baru kawin, dak jugak. Dlm pesbuk pun camtu jugak...cam depa diaorg je yg wujud (i bukan fren depa pasal tak sanggup setiap kali depa buat camtu hati i bagai dirobek2...jaki tahap maha. Ni orang le cite kat i). Selalu kalau ada gathering adik badik, si King Tut ni sikit2 love, sikit2 love. I ingat dia cam buat2 nak tunjukkan betapa agungnya chentanya..tapi now that i'm in their element, memang depa cenggitu rhopenya. I pulaklah yg terover2 memanggil2 MG bila tengah gathering tu, 'Bumblebee, Bumblebee, you nak makan?' Mesti sesapa peminat transformers geli geleman kan? Saja je nak simulate romantika gittew...

What to do? My adik badik semua set2 sotong. Like DLL mentioned last time, yg set2 sotong ni (bukan sotong species Azwana Ali ok) memang suka kucing...so adik2 sekalian..sekiranya anda sedang mencari jodoh dan ingin pastikan laki atau pompuan pilihan anda itu set2 sotong, sila uji dia dgn bawak ke SPCA ke atau gerai makan yg banyak kucing strays...kalau hidungnya kembang kincup and dok kat satu sudut dgn muka masam kedam, sila abaikan .to the left, to the left lah ye...ni kalau uols nak bahagia muka menyerongen sampai ke anak cuculah..but then kalau tengah berchenta tu, kentut pun wangi..

Anyway, jom masuk bab putus chenta. Putus chenta memang pedih...sapa tak pernah rasa? I rasa lagi pedih dari sakit beranak. Pasal sakit beranak tu lepaih 24 jam, nescaya akan berakhir jugak. Putus chenta ni is like tak habih2..sometimes membawa ke mati..if you are lucky, esok you jumpa orang yg lebih bagus yg buat you sungguh bahagia..to the extent that you ingat2 lupa kisah yg merobek hati you suatu masa dahulu. Most often than not, sampai ke anak cucu pun masih teringat2..the one that got away. But we move on...not that we want to but because there's just no other way.

Being in the same place dgn org yang telah memusnahkan pelamin angan2ku memang pedih. Kalau boleh you do not want to breathe the same air as him. Kalau boleh, yes, pi bawak diri somewhere else, bina hidup anda di tempat lain..i did that..i only came back when i was ready to move on with someone else. But tapi tengok jugaklah...selain daripada nak bawak diri jauh2 tu, you can also lose yourself in doing kerja2 yg boleh memanfaatkan masyarakat...i think i'm not making myself clear here. It's like this..kalau you nak bawak diri pi aprika sinun and at the same time cucuk vaksin kat khemah pelarian sana, by all means, go! But if you nak mengheningkan diri kat Gua Dalai Lama sana or dok kat tengah2 lautan sana and sekodeng burung camar mengawan (lainlah ko tu DavidAttenborough, kan?) while you can actually start a 'vaccine program' setempat dgn ex-chenta you and your expertise is really needed there. I know it hurts...there's no two way about it. Semua yg berlaku ada hikmahnya. Kita takkan nampak sekarang because all we want to do is curl up and (die) harap2 bila bangun, ia semuanya adalah mimpi buruk saja. Memang rakan2 menyokong dan simpati (but at the same time, sorry, happy gak that you are devoid of this person yg buat you cam bola) and never in a million years would they want to trade places with you because it hurts too much, they know. But they are there for you and they hope you can channel your energy building up your dreams..not there, but here. And remember, Rome was not built in a day.

I make sense, still no? 

Cont..
3/09/2013

MG demam panas since that day. Pi GP malamnya..well, he couldn't drive, therefore, i had to. Melilau la jugak, nak reverse parking also i didn't quite trust myself with my bat-eye ni. I didn't go into the surgery with MG. Pastu tengok ubat yg dr prescribed: panadol, ubat selsema and vit. Haaa?? Itu dr tak bertauliah kat rumah pun boleh kasi! I asked MG, dr ada peksa BP you? Takde. Ada cek for rashes tak? Takde. So peksa apa? Yennadey! Semalam masih bergulung lagi. Demam tak kebah2..psst Temah, adalah jugak gaya2 macam dia nak manja....senyap je dia masa i picit kepalanya..kalau tak dia selalu grumpy. Bila makan panadol, badan sejuk sikit. I told him bila i cek badannya sejuk, i rasa bawah hidungnya, ada napas lagi ke tak..i said, idaklah i sayang sangat...i taknak tido sebelah mayat je. Hihihii..bini mulut takdak insurans yaww..(ye la..risaulah jugak kan...i cakap kat MG, i taknaklah jadi janda berhias...hihi..saiko chick me)

So this morning i insisted that he came with me to do a blood test. Pakcik boleh cakap, i ada board meeting ni! Haiya! like he was in a condition to attend meetings la kan..So, off we went, got his blood tested, tengok2 diagnosisnya dengue...fuh! Sib baik dapat tahu awal. Platelet level wasn't too bad. Now recuperating at home. Best! Dapat i jadi nurse (walaupun tanpa kostum Piah oiii! Tak perlu itu semua..hero tak terdaya nak buat apa2 pun). 

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