Kena kencing

Cerita kena kencing i ni takde kena mengena dgn hantu langsuir (atau langsuyor kata ong kampung i). Although stories of hantu langsuyor yang suka mengencing  orang dari atas pokok would have made a more interesting read.

Kencing mengencing can happen to an individual...or boleh juga berlaku secara berjemaah.

Masa i kat tadika, i ingat lagi sorang budak ni. Dia jadi kapla ajak main tepi longkang. But bila kena tangkap dgn cikgu kitaorang, dia boleh pura2 buat rhope nerd and join bebudak lain yg tengah main kawin2. So, tinggallah i ngan kawan i sorang ni je yg terkebil2 kena dengar lecture berjela2 dari Miss Ammapoddi, class teacher kitaorang. Lepas tadika, oooiii tak terkiranya banyak adegan kencing mengencing ni right through primary and secondary school. But bila dah develop conscience, kita pun wise up lah kan bahawa sesunggunya mengencing orang tu adalah perbuatan yang sungguh keji.

It happened to a friend masa tengah masters dulu. We all had soo many assignments to do. Some smart alec cadangkan yang sorang buat A, orang tu buat B and tah sesapa lagi buat assignment C. pastu tukar2 and copy lah secara berhemah (dan pandai..janganlah plagiat sebijik2 ok!). I was not involved pasal bukanlah kerana i ni terror or ArianaRose sangat orangnya but purely due to the fact that kursus derang lain uols! In the end Miss X and Mr Y ni je yg berkomplot...so what kan...bukannya masuk peksa pun. No big deal. One fine day, they were both called to the dean's office dgn tuduhan yg sungguh berat ya itu...i pun tak paham sebenarnya...mengopy each other??? Like i said...it was not during examination. And i'm sure they copied intelligently, apa bezanya if they were a part of group discussion? Points would still remain the same kan?. They were let off with a strict warning. But kecoh la..sampai SV, dean semua terlibat. The question until today, sapa yg pi kencing derang?

At my previous post, kita orang semua one happy family. Cam adik beradik, gelak2, makan sesama, baik jantan tino. Because they were just us, takdak staff lain lagi masa tu. One day, a few of the guys kena warning dengan the big boss, kononnya berkelakuan tidak mencerminkan diri mereka yg semuanya swomi orang. Haaa?? Sampai aktiviti2 tertentu boss boleh tahu..(err..bukan scandalous activities ye...but those like makan ABC kul 11 pagi, bawah pokok kind of thing). Lainlah CCTV ada merata2, kan? So..the question until today is...siapakah yg telah pass urine on his friends and kenapa?

In my second job, the big boss cakap berkobar2...janji itu ini...janji untuk mencari staff2 baru utk mengurangkan kesengsaraan we all yg terpaksa jadi sotong sana sini. What do you know? Rhope2nya dia bapak penipu paling besar...at the same time dia mengepalai  pledge aku janji setiap naik tahun, dia jugak berkomplot utk menubuhkan company baru...menggunakan waktu pejabat dan sumber2 sedia ada utk had yg lagi satu. Konon nak carikan staff baru, staff yg sedia ada pun nak dicopetnya dengan janji2 manis mu. Sungguh la tiada rasa perasaan bersalah orang tua tu...bila terserempak kat mana2 (well the fraternity taklah sebesar mana), dia pulak yang ignore kita buat cam tak nampak and taknak tegur. Pergh!

Baru2 ni, kena kencing berjemaah..both yg kena and yg buat. People always say niat takkan menghalalkan cara...but in this case, niat yang tak betul tapi tengah terkial2 utk buat cara tu jadi 'legal'. Come on lah awak..kami bukan budak bodoh. I hope you are mighty pleased with yourself. Tak payah la nak cari 10000 alasan trying to justify your actions because at the end of the day, you are only accountable to god. Apa yg dalam hati awak, cuma Allah saja yg tahu.