Hapdates

Hi uols,

Been terribly swamped with paperwork last week and tak sempat nak menghapdate, mengcomment or do any pleasurable blogging activity.

1. Last Thursday, assigned procedures didn't finish till 4pm, whereas it should only be a half day thingy (meaning 2pm the most). And makcik pakar buat org tido ni sibuk menyindir2 i telling me how ambitious i had been of booking in 4 clients that day. Elo makcik (kalau tak kerana ko punya qualifications, aku ingat ko passable as penjual sayur je..tak nak la comment lebih2 lak kan..nanti kata i shallow lak) , aku ni *&^%$%&* pelawat je..i come in, i do it, i go...i takde kena mengena dgn. berapa banyak clients yg org nak book etc. Itupun, aku kena travel, duit minyak lagi, masa lagi..aku tak dapat sesen pun tau! Ko tu, duk atas bontot je, pas tu dapat beribu2 ringgit, tak yah la nak bising2 sangat. Kalo ko tak 'babysit' aku, ko nak buat apa lagi?

2. Oleh kerana dok tension nye i ngan minah penjual sayur tu, on the way back, i pun singgah la kat pasar malam. I bought 3 corn cobs (of normal sizes i.e. idak le sekerat je cam kat Road House Grill ke), 3 kuih cakul and 3 doughnuts...one each for roomate (a.k.a hubby), maid and myself. Then i jadi gelap mata and langsung i gelapkan all the doughnuts on the way back you! Itupun nasib baik rumah dah tak berapa jauh, kalo tidak mau dgn petai2 yg i beli i ratah sekali! I had to get rid of all traces of sugar (because the doughnuts tu satu plastik bag ngan cakul) supaya laki aku tak suspect ada perkara sebegitu berlaku...do i eat because i'm all stressed out or i'm stressed out because i eat all??? Apasal la aku ni kuat makan??? Speaking of kuat makan, the day before, hubby went outstation so i had the house all to myself (other than the maid-->paid to keep mouth shut and baby-->still too young to understand what gluttony means)...i bought 2 bars of chocs...at first i wanted to serang Guardian tu because they didn't have any Cadbury bar bigger than yg dua inggit lebih tu..(hence why i bought two bars). First bar was consumed before i even started the car engine...i felt a tremendous relief straightaway...terus teringat kat claim made by some women that chocs are better than sex..or orgasm (whichever)...it's unfair to say this, reflects quite badly on one's partner (haha), i'd compromise and say, sex is much better when at the point of O (agaknya le, belum pernah try lagu ni), you stuff your mouth with chocs...(multiple O i should say!)

3. While i was at the pasar malam, came across two different org buta...one had his two children with him and another had his partner. It had started to rain by then..i normally keep some loose change for something like this...ye la..i ni buat dosa banyak..buat ibadah tu liat sikit..so i hope when i go meet our maker the bit on bersedekah tu boleh la jadi pemberatnya. I had some fivers, no more singgit singgit..and i was contemplating...should i give the fiver ke..? Tak ke banyak sangat? Pas tu i terus termalu dgn diri sendiri..It's like a fiver was so big a deal! What can one get with one ringgit today? Some suratkhabar pun tak lepas lagi..apatah lagi sebungkus nasi lemak? And the man with two children were huddling together sharing two umbrellas between the three of them..and there i was kedekut sangat taik idung masin.

4. I had to attend a dinner on Fri night organised by some fraternity of the other institution. I said had to because the boss's secretary called up and say,'Ms Montymelly, the boss wants you to attend the dinner tomorrow night'...this is really like rela paksa right? My first reaction was to say no, but instinct says that you can't really say no because the boss, known to be one social bunny rarely remembers staff yg tak bersosial hence err..promotion lambat sikit la...i wouldn't say i'm the friendliest, most sociable one around..but i think compared dgn most people yg ramai laki/bini they all tak bagi keluar malam and laki aku ni jenis tak kisah and kengkadang dia yg terkinja2 pantang diajak ikut sama, i'm always being made the scapegoat..i like to think i'm being asked not because other people have the nerves to say no..but more of my ability to hold the fork and knife properly, chew with my mouth close, smile and nod accordingly at appropriate remarks.

OK la uols..have to get through another 3 hours of worktime (oopss...2.5 je kut because i nak chow awal)..this social bunny is going to have a facial today as she is sprouting white/blackheads like the horns of that red super sapien on astro.