I am quite terrible at updating this blog these couple of weeks...too much time being spent outside the office and when i do, it's to catch up with some sleep. One may wonder , '"manusia apakah ini yg tido di tempat kerja tanpa segan silu..'' Memang i ni bukan lah penyegan sangat orgnya especially when one is in desperate need of some sleep. Little D is like undergoing some sort of metamorphosis....tido lambat and then bangun dua tiga kali pulak tu throughout the night. Two nights ago she actually sat up in bed and cakap sorang2. Me being the extreme rabun punya person only saw this short figure like master Yoda sitting near my kaki making noises...eh? Toyol ke?? Before i realise it was only anak aku....then she has this habit of treating my nenen like the dummy/comforter..sikit2 nak nyonyot...aiyo...i have to sleep with my breasts fully exposed so that she'd be able to navigate herself in the dark...cam ada homing instinct la ni....i must say that my breasts have ceased being objects of desire...they're purely for functional purpose only nowadays..
After much cajoling, threatening, begging and what have you, hubby has finally agreed that it's time for a family holiday...yeah, itupun after i cakap, 'nemind la..it's my treat..'but then dia lak yg tergedek2 nak hotel yg best pulak tu...tak main la kalau yg set2 takde bathtub tu..lebey2 lak! Tak cukup semalam, nak dua malam lak tu! I told him that 'it'd better be worth it...''montymelly, i'm all yours...you nak buat apa ngan i, i sanggup you..'' ni reply si laki aku a.k.a gigolo murahan. Ye le tu....So guys, next month, we are off tu Pangkor Island ..me, the gigolo and master Yoda.
On subject yg takde mengena, you may wonder where this Montymelly is derived from..they're the names of my two cats..Monty the eunuch and Melly the fat princess (i have three, these two are the original ones). Yes..i love cats..absolutely crazy about these creatures yg all day long asyik makan, tido, makan tido and merosakkan my furniture and leaving their hair all over the place. They don't give me any privacy at all whatsoever...lebih teruk dari little D...Monty even follows me to the bathroom every morning, expecting to be cuddled, rubbed and massaged while i'm emptying my bowels. Before the arrival of little D, he had a free rein of our bed, terbongkang ikut sesuka hati dia, esp. after lepas kena mandi, leaving wet patches everywhere.
Melly punya muka tak pernah manis, kalau org tua cakap 'muka tak jeru dek rezeki'' hence a.k.a princess. She's cold and likes to bite, kuat makan and only manja with the gigolo murahan, sampai masa dia nak beranak pun nak duduk atas riba kawan tu sampai pecah the air ketuban..
The third kitty is Melly's baby...ni anak luar nikah. We tried to mate Melly with jantan dari set2
loyar, magistret...we had to pay to have her 'kahwin'' but three times tak jadi apa2 ...then once when she was tengah menggatal, dia terlepas pada satu subuh yang hening, terus berjumpa dgn boipren nye yg set2 mat rempit...when we caught her, mukanya happy gila and menunjukkan kepuasan yg amat sangat..one month later perutnya membenjol. Tapi apa nak buat, nasi dah jadi bubur and 63 days later keluarlah anak nya yang warna tah apa2 tah...dan dinamakan Ugi (from ''ugly''). Adalah ugi sehingga ke hari ini...si ugly duckling yg tak bertukar2 lagi to swan..moral of the story: kalau kucing uols warna hitam, jangan la bagi dia kawin ngan kucing warna kuning, pasal lepas tu dapat le anak warna yg the only way i can describe it is..masa kita kecik2 main ngan water colour, and kita ambik air dlm tumbler untuk celup our paint brushkan? Aaa...itu le warnanya!
Why Çrazy cat lady?? When i was pregnant dgn perut yang memboyot, jln pun tak stable, adala sekor stray cat ni at my workplace, jugak tengah pregnant...i selalu terfikir, yg masa tu i lapar 24hours, i'm sure the cat must be hungry also but where can she find food? So, i bawak la sikit biskut budak2 bulu kat rumah tu and fed her everyday...terbongkok2 ambik bekas makanan tu, gi toilet cuci, keringkan, buh biskut and i'd do it day in day out...then one of my colleagues called me crazy cat lady and that name melekat sampai sekarang...
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