Potpourri of thoughts

Congratulations to Pak Lah for his recent nuptial. Amboi, berseri2 wajah Pak Lah. Who needs a face lift, botox etc? All you need is love. Which brings me to look at myself in the mirror. Aiyoo..what to do with all those fine lines under the eyes? Other than investing in the supposedly-mujarab hylexin. Kalau ada fatwa menghalalkan face lift, tuck here tuck there i think i would be among those people putting my name down for it. I don't know if i'm brave enough, nak buat lasik eye treatment pun penakut ya amattt!

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Went to One Utama on Saturday with MG and little D. Since we all live quite far away from 'civilisation', a trip out would mean buat semua sekali so tak payah nak membazir petrol and toll ..therefore pergi OU pasal nak return baju little D from BabyGap. When we got home from BabyGap last week nampak tak cantik pulak little D in the dress we bought her. Unfortunately, tak boleh nak return sebab it was more than 7 days already (8 days to be exact). I thought MG had call them up to ask about their return policy, rupa2nya tidak and setakat baca belakang receipt je. Pas tu baca pun tak habis, the bit about 7days tu tak nampak. So our trip to OU sia2 je! Then on the way back we stopped at my cousin's (desperate housewife no. 2) because MG wanted to discuss about the landscape of her new house. It was the first time i saw MG in action, what with all the drawing cam dlm majalah tu... Berbunga2 hati i, tak sangka, ni le laki i yg most of the time i tengok terbongkang depan tv with air liur meleleh at the corner of his mouth. Btw, i know he was surfing channel XXX on the internet last night. What with headphones and all..laaa..cam aku tak tau! Ada bini sebegini sporting pun nak sorok2 lagi, tu yg buat i tension pasal dia tak nak share.

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I thought i should start smothering myself in some kind of cream utk melembutkan kulit yg dah meningkat usia ni. I bought a tub of BodyShop vit e body butter..just because BS tengah sale gila. So starting from last Sat night, bergelumanglah aku dalam body butter...feeling all so feminine and s*e*x*y...hehe iye ke? Not that ada orang nak appreciate pun kan??? (I could have been smothered in K*Y Jelly or chocolate body paint like Bella for all i care.. ) Anyway, nasib baik ada jantan (yg tak berapa jantan) yg very appreciative of my new smell....Monty sniffed and licked my hands macam sayang sangat...sampai meleleh air liur..nasib baik la ada jantan sekor ni..terubat juga hati i.

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Little D has 3 top and 2 bottom teeth. I only managed to brush her teeth last
weekend. Kalau la org tau yg aku pun ada problem nak berus gigi si anak dara tu, habis la business aku..hehe. It's so much easier said than done! I used to brush Princess Boyot's teeth and it wasn't that bad. I've given up asking, telling or make Mg brush his teeth before he falls asleep every night. Dia kata dia tidur sekejap je, he'll get up to mandi (yup, sometimes) or solat then masa tu baru berus gigi. tak koserr dah..cuma i cakap, i cannot do man with denture, so, if that were to happen, bye bye MG..(do you think Raja Nazrin wears a denture? after all he is in his 50's...)

To Lekiu, get well soon because Bella just doesn't do sick husbands :)