Bibik's concoctions

I placed an order for a baby pouch yesterday from www.thebabyloft.com and now ni tengah excited menunggu bendanya datang. About time because lately anak dara X ni semakin demanding....bila nangis, angkat, tengok2 taknak susu tapi nak memerap kata org. (As i type this pun dia tengah tidur kat riba, letak atas katil kang menangis). I blame it on bibik yg selalu sangat nak mendukung baby X or is it just instinct that babies memang nak perhatian??

Anyway, speaking of bibik, our maid masih belum sampai, dah 4 bulan since we first made contact with the agent...banyak ceritanya, no luck as yet. The agent cakap it's OK if we want to go to a different one but dapat ke balik semua duit we all yg dah terlabur?? Furthermore, if we do, she is sure to remove the temporary maid we have now and i'd be maid-less...doesn't matter the one we have now tak berapa centre sangat, at least ada la org nak disuruh vacuum hari2 buang bulu2 kucing...

After more than 2 months, i can honestly say that i pasrah je pasal bibik ni. With the psycho one ni, previously hari2 akan mengupdatekan i dgn consitency, frequency and rupa bentuk hasil dari toilet habit dia. Sampai i cakap kat MG, tak larat la..geli! Last Monday, dia complained sakit perut lagi and MG took her to the clinic. Mana taknya sakit perut, bfast maggi, lunch and dinner maggi, pas tu makan cili padi segenggam sekali. Bila dah pergi klinik, dia menghantui hidup i sekali lagi dgn time table ubat mana and bila nak makan...pas tu degil, still miss out on meals walaupun i'm frothing at the mouth telling her bibik kena jaga makan, bibik kan kencing manis. Dinner tak makan, bfast minum je, pas tu pi makan ubak kencing manis and then datang mengadu pening kepala la, palpitations la...i said to her this morning, that's it, i dah tak nak dengar lagi dia merungut kat i pasal her health. Bila org cakap degil..! And banyak pulak la dia bercerita simptoms cam ni apa sakitnya, camtu apa pulak..etc. I asked her, why are you asking me all these questions, i don't know la! Then she said, Puan kan doctor!! Laaa....not that kind of doctor la! Ceh!

My MIL brought some daun sireh, ikut petua org tua2 kalau baby X sedu, ambik sikit letak kat ubun2. The maid got excited bila tengok daun sireh and terus direbusnya satu hari and asked me to drink the juice..utk 'mengetetkan' katanya..hmm..even though she's just the maid, i appreciate the trouble she took..once she tumbuk ubi pokok cekur and beras together and asked me to sapu kat perut etc. I pun ikut je la, it's sort of leave-it-on body scrub...i already applied some slimming cream (yg dtg dlm package bersalin ni..tapi tak juga slim2) on and i thought what the heck, taknak la org tua tu ingat kita tak appreciate pulak..mak oi! ithin half an hour, i thought my arse was on fire!!!!

Back to the daun sireh, i thought OK, no big deal..(i do eat sireh with all the concoctions,...a ah you all...masa my grandma and aunties yg tua2 hidup lagi dulu, my mum, sis, bro punya idea of berehat after lunch at my grandma's place were to dig into org tua tu punya bekas sireh and made us the sireh thingy...lagi sedap kalau pekena rokok daun sekali, since we all underage sans tembakau. Then bersandar tepi verandah....mulu masing2 merah cam bontot beruk...)
But uols, the jus sireh was sooooo tak sedap!!(ye la..no kapur, gambir what have you, kan). I terbayang cam ada kelly ng kunyah2 sireh, spit out and itula yg i kena minum..eiii! I tried, only managed half a glass and the rest buang dlm sink...whatever it is, my maid tak tau.

Oh well...