Pesbuk dilemma

Haiya....this pesbuk thing kan..for a start, i register pesbuk because ada kawan invite utk tengok gambar dia. Then i added one or two friends. For a longggg time, i don't even know bila nak comment nak tekan mana or bila orang comment camna nak reply. I only know how to email..itupun i peram sampai 2,3 bulan sampai cite dah tak jadi sensasi pun..

Anyway....

A few months back my bro sms i subuh hari suruh invite dia.. i said no. He asked why? I said mine is exclusive..i don't invite any TD or H walaupun yg share DNA ngan i sekali pun. He asked how many friends i have got...i kata ada la 20 kut..dgn eksennya dia cakap dia ada kat 300..(mine is exclusive..get it??)

I'm not the type to tangkap gambar and tukar2 profile pics. Sebabnya i.....hodoh belaka..have you seen some people's profile pics??? Cam model OK and to think that masa sekolah dulu poyo je. Lagipun lepas i said Ok to some ex's requests nak jadi friend, lagi la i gabra...i don't want them to say, sib baik..... Btw, si siamang sms i tadi and tanya, you dah tak pakai tudung ye? Ni agaknya lepas dia google i, nengok profile pic i yg berzaman masa i jadi austin powers tu. It's a wig people, wig! Tapi i tau dia saja nak provoke i because kan i dah tak kawan dah ngan dia and sms dia i dah tak hiraukan. Itu one of his attempts nak i menjawab la tu..

Pas tu bila my cousins and sedara dapat tau i ada pesbuk, mati2 nak kawan ngan i...taknak la kick out cam bro sendiri kan because busuk2 pun abang seniri nak mengutuk takkan ke mana but sedara mara..hmmm...so tadi lepas i add, i pun menengok la gambo anak sedara i...adakah i ni kolot?? Adakah i ni hidup dalam time warp?? Mak datuk..! Baju2 yg dipakainya and those worn by her friends semua jenis2 tak cukup kain....pas tu tangkap gambar main air ngan boipren peluk sana peluk sini..(tapi for budak tak lepas SPM pun lagi the boipren ada 6pack uols!). Maknya desperate hoswipe cousin i tau perihal anaknya ni..but she said OK, budak tak boleh larang sangat...lagipun boipren dia OK, tak buat apa2 bila datang rumah...(well...if you are male and 17, pas tu dapat gefren yg putih gebu and sexy, takde rasa nak ngap je ke????). I find it strange..because to me i would rather she tells me that anak dia tau how far she can go...because i rasa kalau dia ingat budak 2 ekor tu takde 'perasaan', i ni je ke yg terlebih2 perasaan dulu??? (and now i'm a party pooper)

There's this colleague of mine yg perangainya ngalahkan Joyah...actually she is so nasty, pelik and tah hapa2 lagi that dia takde kawan and i mean this literally. Harapkan laki pun kerja tempat yg sama so takde la nampak cam kera sangat. Anyway, dekat pesbuk lah makcik ni bersosial..dgn trainees and ex trainees. She has this perangai yg sungguh la tak professionalnya i.e. suka mengutuk colleagues dia (us) on pesbuk. Apa2 tak puas hati dlm meeting ke etc. dia akan kutuk kat pesbuk.....thing is, dalam ramai2 kitaorg ni, cuma sorang dua je 'berkawan' ngan dia kat pesbuk (walaupun tidak di alam nyata) and thru one of them i dapat access to read this makcik's comments. In fact this friend bagi i password dia. So time and again i checklah...walaupun most of the times, kawan i tu tak tau pun i buat kerja tu (OK OK i know i'm not supposed to do that). Then just now, i buat pekerjaan terkutuk tu lagi and suddenly ada chat box appeared, 'u tak tido lagi???'. And this came from an ex-colleague of ours yg dah berbini tapi yg kitaorg pun tau dia ada sikit jugak syok kat kawan i ni...

Ayoyo...i pun cabut!! Damn, habisla rahsia i hack pesbuk orang.

(BTW, kengkawan i yg asik berlari marathon, masak kek and ooo life's so wonderful in the good ole USA telah berjaya i hidekan)..

Oh yes, kepada cinta hati yg nak ajak i berfoya2 kat singaporingghe..what naik ketapi?? Taknak la..i takut virus bab tu. I give car, you drive.