Pesbuk

I've been invited by a local daily to be in a panel of soal jawab dgn ibubapa. Of course i said yes, then i told MG lepas dah peram semalaman. He said, 'qualified ke you?' Ni la jantan (melayu)..tak terpikir ke nak cakap well done, that's good and pora2 happy sama..ni boleh question pulak samada bini dia layak ke tak? Nyampah!

The mood of menyampah helps me to churn out better, more excitable posts...for instance, these past few days, i rasa cam nak delete je myself from pesbuk..tak larat uols! For a start adala kawan i ni yg berlakikan askar. Bila laki dia 'oncall' je mesti dia akan update statusnya, 'home alone' or 'left behind again :('. Yg tak laratnya bebaru ni dia boleh comment, 'when he's not around at least i get to go to bed early..hehe' dgn gaya gelak gedik. I mean, kalau taknak kena tinggal, janganlah kawin askar kan..kawin la posmen ke..memang sah tiap2 petang akan balik rumah. Pas tu bila ada gambar yg ada hubby dia mesti captionnya akan berbunyi begini 'beloved hubby' or 'my beloved'. Perlukah? I've smsed Ustazah Munah to befriend her on pesbuk so that both of us can sama experience muntah loya.

Yg sorang ni yg asik lari marathon pulak, udah2 le tu...Lutut dah banyak kali kena operate..of course tuan empunya lutut yg update pasal lututnya, jenis operation and lagi mau lari (walaupun setiap entry tentang marathon dia akan uodate dgn kata2 harapan, 'i hope the knee will not fail me'). Jangan main2, pi hantar keta kat service and she went back running to her house yg lebih 5km tu1 Terrer tak?

Ada pulak satu couple ni, kahwin dah lama tapi baru dapat dok sama dgn laki. I checked out her pictures, ada satu album ni gambar dia ngan laki dia yg diambik sendiri. You know about 20+ pics semua ditangkap dlm keta..pelakonnya sama, baju je yg bertukar. Gilo ko! Bebaru ni apa masak utk breakfast pun pi habaq kat fb..and laki mithali tu memuji2 kesedapan masakan isterinya..(i can feel my bile rising). This is one reason why i haven't added my bro and SIL as my friends because tendency diaorg nak meloyakan i agak tinggi juga. My bro asik bertanya, why not, why not? Kang kalau i honest kang diaorg kata i jeles le pulak, kan?

Ada pulak sepupu sepapat i ni, suka cakap makan kat mana. And tempat2 yg dia mention tu nama PanAsian semuanya..takde la bunyi Restoran Siput Sedut Mak Limah ke..Pas tu makan durian kat stall durian, and of course sebut nama duriannya sekali seperti Musanglah, Udanglah..what have you lah..i donno all those exotic durians, yg i mampu cuma durian kampung hehe..maybe bila depa pi makan tu i should pura2 lalu kat situ cari buahan kan? Mesti depa ajak..

Mak JessicaBiel pulak hot bila sepupu anaknya mentag anaknya ketika berdakwah kat fb. Dia cakap jangan nak ajar dia how to raise a child...laaaa...dah tu anaknya pakai sikit daring and tangkap gambar baring and daring and berani upload kat fb. Mestila be prepared orang nak kutuk, comment dan sebagainya. Tapi maknya pulak yg terlebih defensive.

Pas tu the smug marrieds...hish! Geram betul i...tapi nak cakap lepas2 bukan kawan i le pulak, kan Esah? Imaginekan, kawan yg dah lama tak contact pas tu dia nya opening line 'bla bla bla dah bersuami ke belum?' I hope you have deleted her from you friend list Esah..

BTW, konsep fb account i takde 'terdelete' punya mode...if you're too gedik, too loud, too mushymushy, too active with updating your status sampai nak tido pun nak tulis 'zzzzzz', memang haruslah memula i 'hide' dulu, bagi tempoh probation selama 3 bulan lebih, pas tu kalau i tengok kualiti hidup i tak berubah pun tanpa mu disisi, langkah seterusnya ialah 'ZAP!'. So sorry, i bukan 'terdelete'...i ada penyakit yg suka buang benda yg lama tak pakai..kalau tak caya tanya laki i...sebab tu store rumah i tak overflow dgn barang2 and sebab tu jugak kenkadang kat opis i selalu hilang surat2 yang i tak tau dia penting sampai la bila diperlukan (sib baik la PA dah masak dgn perangai I and dia selalu duplicatekan).