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Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Lawa tiada, manis ada - edited

(Merenung jauh sambil mengenang nasib badan - bilakah hambaku (mintak tolong sikit ye..kalau with us cats, humans are our slaves. Not the other way round) nak habis study and jadi tukang urutku fulltime....)


Sembang petang hari ini adalah berkisarkan tentang Ugi a.k.a Jgn Pandang Belakang. Kalau balik2 cakap pasal Anak Mak si Belang nanti orang kata pilih kasih pulak. Yes, Ugi ni tak berapa sedap dipandang mata (gaya ala2 tumpah chlorox) but you know as they say, biar rupa tak seberapa, asalkan baik budi pekerti. Dia pun sedar dirinya anak luar nikah and paknya tak nampak batang hidung selepas peristiwa durjana itu. Sungguh low maintenance budak ni. Makan sekut miow je...no fish no wetfood. Kalau sekut habis kat pinggan pun dia akan senyap je tunggu orang utk refillkan. Takda buat gaya2 diva kul 3 pagi lompat atas orang and keriau2 nak sekut. Sapalah agaknya tu kan? Bulu tak payah sikat...mandi pun tak payah selalu pasal warna bulu cenggitu, kotoran pun tak nampak. Satu slacknya, bila tiba bulan gerhana kut, dia pun melepas atas sofa. Kenkadang at few places at one time! Donno why..ye la, cam maknya dulu, pantang litter box kotor. Yg ni tak...still haven't figured this one out.
Dah 6 tahun umurnya, born on labour day, berbidankan MG. Kan mak dia dulu princess, kucing kesayangan MG yg dah aruah tu. Ugi tak pernah sakit, alhamdulillah. Dia 3 beradik but she was the only one that survived. Ye lah, maknya yg si Princess Boyot tu punya la secretive sangat! Bila kita jenguk dlm kotak nak tengok babiesnya dia agro. Rhope2nya dia tak tau menyusukan anaknya. Dok pandang2 je babiesnya admiring her love children. Sampailah one after another anaknya mati and we figured out why on the 3rd day. So si PB kena diriba during each feeding time until two sides of her brain cells got connected.
Kalau keluar rumah pun dia sedar dirinya kucing yg menjadi hidangan kegemaran org2 Biatnam, so within 1 hour akan senget2 lari masuk rumah. Oh ye, kami rasa dia ni cacat...kaki belakangnya lebih panjang dari kaki depan. Kalau dia jalan memang true catwalk pasal front half of the body one direction and the second half would go another direction. Bila dia lari, ada sikit rupa cam girafah.
Ugi adalah the biggest distraction in my phd work - sian dia kena blame. Hobbynya camtu...duk atas katil..kalau dapat atas baju yg ada bau I lagi bagus. Then I pun landing sebelah dia, urut2 tapak kakinya, usik2 jarinya and then kami pun zzzzz. 


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2 comments:

  1. auw , syahdu baca. we love you Ugi!! CK publish lah buku kucing bila thesis dah siap nanti.

    yes CK, kucing baka parsi ni not a good mother. mungkin sebab dieorang ni extra manja dan dipisahkan dari ibu waktu sangat kecil (less than 2 months), so parenting skills also so so. ade satu program tv tu die tunjuk, kucing tu tak nak push waktu nak lahirkan baby die, tuan die terpakse perform massage. lepas lahir, kena letakkan baby kat tempat puting ibu, sebab si ibu tak pandai nak susukan.

    p/s: CK, kalau masuk gomen, lepas tu ambil cuti (hopefully bergaji) untuk sambung belajar, sudah cannot apply MyPhD. CK apply mane? ops! it does sound materialistic but I need good money to be happy in Malaysia, for me, my anak bulu and my family.


    -cn & anak bulu-

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  2. CN,

    Erk..buku kucing? Alaa..i have 2 only hence tak banyak cerita. Tapi jealous membaca myanimalcare Dr. Chan tu..

    Soalan ke dua, you mean you nak buat PhD in Msia (MyPhd?) under gomen? Boleh, usually under gomen memang full study leave + full pay and allowances. But pay wise, gomen taklah loaded sangat (ni subjective)...can check out private higher learning institutions (if you are thinking of joining a university) and usually they pay better. But i don't think they give you full scholarship as well as cuti belajar bergaji..but do look it up. I buat kat one of the public universities in KL je..

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