Gewamp gewamp!

Mintak permission dari mak yaya yayen nak guna perkataan gewamp gewamp. Canggih YY...kecik2 lagi dah ada followers gewamp style dia.
I tengah gewamp gewamp ni...sebelah rumah I ni, the tenant of the house has changed the house to rumah tumpangan sekejap2. House owner mungkin tak tahu and dia pun overseas, takde jenguk2 rumahnya. Semenjak rumah sebelah bertukar jadi rumah tumpangan Ah Chong, sejak tu lah my BP naik I think. Well, most tenants are ok. Ada yg org berniaga kat pesta entah apa yg akan bagi kitorg food jualannya. Ada yg datang second time and bawakkn kopok lekor utk budak2 ni...ada yg beranak pinak and the kids became their friends - cool lah..lagipun dpd rumah terbiar kosong n mistiknya menjadi2..ooo...I haven't told u about this?
Anyway, this time round, its a repeat tenant. Masa first time dulu dia datang pun dah buat onar..nampak macam I ni kuat komplen tapi sebenarnya tak. Cuma bila komplen, memang I bising because I tend to simmer, sekali meletup kluar wap macam pressure cooker. Sidetrack sikit..last week MG and I went to receive kunci rumah baru. Dlm keta MG dah pesan, u komplen byk2 sikit..err..ok...actually I'm easily pleased. Nak cakap pasal building ni, its not my forte but his. Anyway, dah laki bagi arahan kan so I pun bukak mata besar2 nak tambahkan kepekaan I. We were 10 mins early. The developer's reps arrived on the dot. They got me at hello gittew. Most people in mesia suka sangat ikut time Mesia so klau ada yg punctual memang I impressed gila. Stimes with traffic jam etc memang tak boleh nak elakkan but at least sms, bagi berita semasa. They also knew their stuff. Yg sorang tu bila I tanya pasal lantai kayu kat tingkat atas dia explain pnjang lebar and takde cong2. Of course I saja tanya because MG dah pernah bagi tutorial kat I. So I had nothing to complain.
Ok back to this story. This tenant, memula dulu sewa utk bertunang anak dia. Pasanglah khemah segala. I mean, my house is just next door. Bukanlah expect dia menjemput tapi at least bila dah habis kenduri tu takde ke terfikir nak bagi jiran sebelah rumah sikit? Padahal bila buat kenduri tu adalah menginconvenientkan kitaorg jugak. With the noise, asap masak kat luar, haphazard parking....but yg paling best sekali when they left, sebondot sampah depa tinggalkan kat tepi jalan, but more on to my side. Dok la pelestik hitam tu kat situ berbulan2. Lori alam flora tak lalu kat situ and AbangLa sapu sampah buat derk je. The cleaner n tokey rumah tumpangan dah diberitahu 45x suh remove sampah tu, idak dipedulikan. My maid cakap dia geli nak buat pasal pelestik dah bocor n berulat2. Anyway, why should she? I dah panas hati sangat so I the kak kaplam sapu sampah 10 inggit utk remove the sampah, masuk dlm pelestik lain n I suh letak betul2 depan pintu rumah sebelah. Hambik kau!
This time round, anak kawin pulak. Dia sewa rumah sebelah for his relatives. Kereta parking semua mcm ¥@¥&£! Semalam, boleh elok ambik parking I and masuk 2 kaki ke porch we all. I taulah tumah tkde pagar but ginalah otak. Anyway, belakang rumah ada ample parking space beside the playground. But berat bontot nak jalan the extra 30 langkah. Memula I bagi salam 3,4x nak mintak the person move his car. Orang tak keluar walaupun pintu tak tutup n boleh nampak kaki orang tengah nonton tv. Pastu I tinggalkan note bawah wiper. Idak dipedulikan walaupun ada orang keluar masuk and its quite impossible to miss the note. Padahal when the driver elok nak parking situ my maid dah bagitau jangan. Hish, jangan sampai I gelap mata. Sib baik when MG came home he went over n asked them to move the car. Today buat hal lagi. MG came back from pasar n couldn't get his car into our porch. So park je menghadang kereta tu. Lepas tu dia punya ting tong banyak kali mintak MG pindahkan kereta pasal dia nak keluar. Punyalah biadap! Yg kita ni jengket2 le bagi salam semalam, takde main tingtong. These people! I tengok yg keluar dari rumah tu siap berkopiah berpurdah lagi. Takde maknanya kalau attitude menyusahkan orang. Should go back to the hutan where they came from. Gewamp tau!
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