About Me

My photo
I'm forty and (not) loving it.

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Taking the mickey..

Hi there! Woke up this morning and innalillah....the haze was getting soooo bad. But still it was not all that bad. I thanked God, that meant i got to spend more time at home with the girls since they were off school. Aaaaa.....warm feelings, making me tingle all over...hmm...what shall i cook for breakfast? The girls absolutely loveeee my pancakes...normally we have them with butter and honey..I made some turkey sandwiches for MG to take to work...he's currently watching his weight, therefore, plenty of veges to go as well. He's been coughing rather badly for the past 2 weeks, so i made him some warm honey and lemon drink...he didn't say much but his smile all the way to the car let me know that he appreciated it.

Supervised the girls...Little D with her maths and Baby X, her reading. Then we played playdough...the girls are so talented. They'd rather be doing something with their hands than watch tv. In the mean time, i was already thinking of what to cook for lunch. Made some baked pasta since it was the girls' favourite. Called up MG and asked what he would like for dinner. He said, surprise me! The girls took an afternoon nap while i sat down and went through my recipe book. When the girls got up, bathed them and got them ready for tea and biscuits. Then i started to cook dinner. Dinner for tonight shall be nasi beriani, dalca, kari kambing and acar. Made some pavlova as well since MG absolutely loves it...and he deserves it. He's been working really hard for the past few weeks. Due to the haze, the girls were not allowed to go out to the playground. The reason also why did not have tea in the garden....normally, i'd lay the mat in the garden and we would be having a picnic amongst the flowers.

Then got the girls ready for dinner. MG got home and he brought a bunch of roses...awww........

- Mama MontyPBLittleDUgiBabyX-


One above was written by CK in a Stepford land far, far away. What actually happened:

Got up just in time for subuh. Was working till late last night. Pastu sebelum tido blog hop dulu. Pas subuh tido balik. Before tido tengok luar and groaannnn...laaaa..jerebu lagi ke?  This means the kids will be at home..which means every 5 minutes depa akan dok keriau2...gaduh sana sini, rebut remote astro. MG pi kerja pun i dah tak sedar. Bangun, semua orang dah breakfast koko krunch. I had brunch..maggi mee. Buat kerja kat 'office', baby X dok keriau2, mummy ni apa? Every 5 seconds. So tutup kerja, pi bagi dia kuiz mengeja. 'B' stands for what? Ular! Katanya. Tak ke ko rasa cam nak makan je dia? Kalau suh main mekap2 nombor 1! Btw, her technique is getting better and better. Awal2 dulu cam gothic sangat but now she seems to know that less is more. Then mintak maid perangatkan lauk semalam for lunch. Pas lunch, adehhh mata ni berat pulak uols! Budak2 keriau2 kat bawah berebut channel astro. Mak King Kong turun bawah and said no TV until the maid has watched 'Anissa' ...ye ler..waktu nonton dia pun terjejas dgn adanya bebudak kat rumah. Petang i bersiap2 nak menjongket...nak pi cari cobbler. Bebudak nak ikut, i said..no...mummy kena pi sepital kejap, jumpa Boss mummy (ye lah tu kan). Ok, pi main rumah Abu (boipren depa), tapi dok dlm rumah je tau.

Cari cobblerlah sangatkan..terjebak dgn benda lain. Had another of those 6 inch sandwiches..(ye lah it was several hours from the time i had lunch, kan?). Balik dah pertengahan Maghrib. MG dah sampai rumah. Hi Daddy, i cakap sambil sengih2. Brought home some TuttiFruitti for the girls and me (of course) tapi MG dengar kitaorg riuh kat dapur je lah ye..batuk..sebab tu tak offer pun. Pastu MG keriau2 kat budak2 pasai depa bising sangat. Then dia zzzz depan tv. Pastu i pulak sambung keriau kat depa. Hambat depa naik atas, shishi, berus gigi, tido. Harap2 esok dah boleh pi sekolah.

Itulah diary 'ibu mithali' (wannabe).

16 comments:

  1. I honestly thought you were santaued...when reading the top karangan. The latter is more like you..so syukur. Baru nak suruh Temah Molly hantar air zamzam for your bath.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. This comment has been removed by the author.

      Delete
    2. Cemas tak? But seriously, kalau tetiba aku jadi camtu, tolonglah pi bawak aku berubat. Dah sah2 aku kena santau.

      Delete
  2. Masa baca tu..macam apa kene dengan Kiah nih?

    ReplyDelete
  3. Oh... lupa kisses for baby X..Mak Piah nak ciyom yang jenis 'vacuum kiss' selama 15menet tak berenti budak tu.

    x

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. OO..yg style siput sedut tu? Ish MP ni..suka sangatttt menyedut!

      Delete
  4. Kiah...

    * tengah imagine you baring2 kat garden minum2 tea konon sambil admire garden sendiri *

    cettt!!!! soooo not you!
    Ani BNS

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. But you said you love this 'imperfect' me kan?

      Delete
  5. salam cik kiah,
    hahahah...karangan atas tu sama dengan angan2 ku..i wish..i wish..i wish..tapi realitynya sama macam karangan no 2.. :p

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I think we need to put in more effort...takpe, let's just keep on wishing..

      Delete
  6. Cik Kiah,

    masa i baca bhgn ataih tuh, i terasa insaf...betapa baiknya wanita itu, sungguh rajin memasak berbagai lauk pauk for suami, tea time dengan anak-2 etc.....terasa i sungguh tak bertanggungjawab tau sbb cara u dan cara i sangat berbeza....teruih i nak ubah diri nih menjadi lebih baguih! until i membaca cerita bhgn bawah tuh....hah...lega...mcm aku jugaklah. kekekekek

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Hihihihihiiiiiii..but seriously kalau you nak insaf betul2 i boleh directkan you ke blog si polan ni...haha. Seriously macam dlm Stepford wife tu.

      Delete
  7. Haha, the thing is there is a lot of mommies blog that have exactly the same story as your fake story tu! I pon terasa tertipu sekejab, cuma I pause sekejab bile you mention tea time at garden and MG gave you flowers. Hehehe.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Hmmm..now the question is are they real or are they fake? Anak depa tak pernah gaduh ka? Depa tak pernah rasa cam nak dok shopping complex lama2 ka? Ada tak instead of masak depa actuallynya beli je lauk?? Kwang, kwang, kwang...it's so easy to fake it hehe..
      Yes, kalau tetiba takde hujan, takde ribut MG bagi i bunga, hmm...mesti ada dia buat apa2 tuh. Eh, tapi tak taulah kan..if i jadi supermum/wife cam dlm ilusi i tu, mesti dia rasa nak kasi bunga hahari.

      Delete
  8. hah? ada ker orang mcm tuh? ehhh acu bagi i blog mana?

    ReplyDelete