Why ah?

Malaysians like to:

1. Spit

Tepi pavement nak spit, wind down tingkap kereta spit, duk makan kat gerai spit.Why cannot keep the spit where it belongs? In the mouth! Kalau tak spit kenapa? Boleh mati lemas ke?

2. Close the door in your face

Kenapa tak boleh pegangkan pintu utk org belakang? Baik lelaki or perempuan. Haram ke? Atau syok tengok org jadi mengong sekejap langgar pintu. (please take note especially guys out that..kan kengkadang pintu tu berat..cam pintu petrol station, apa salah pegangkan pintu sekejap..takkan cam tu pun bini nak marah??)

3. Masuk lift sebelum org kat dalam keluar

Let's think about it logically...kalau you tunggu org kat dalam keluar, kan you'll have more space. Takde la berlanggar bahu pun..the lift is going up and down only, it's not as if it can run away somewhere. If you miss this trip, tunggu je la lagi 2,3 minit.

4. Buang sampah

Everywhere else except into the bin. Mata juling ke?? Or tangan pengkor?

5. Speed up the car bila org indicate nak potong

Sometimes we have to potong depan you and the polite way to do it is to give signal dulu kan..therefore, kenapa lak nak kiasu and tang tu la dia nak speed 90km/hour dalam space yg dua jengkal tu? Buruk perangai betul!

6. Drive cam kura2 dekat lane yg kanan sekali or tengah

Pi la dok kat lane kiri kalau nak bawak kereta cam bersiar2 kat taman tasik.

7. Suka nak test rasa buah2 or kudap2 kat Carrefour, Giant or sewaktu dengannya.

Kan dah tulis terang2 kat situ, no testing..kalo makan jugak, maknanya haram la (wuiyo..ceramah agama lak kita pagi ni). Kalo nak test jugak, pergi kedai runcit la or gerai buah tepi jalan.

I think i shall stop mengomel here..banyak lagi i nak complain ni tapi i rasa i dah hilang kejelitaan i pasal mulut asyik dok terjuih2 marah.