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Appetite for food: 10/10
Libido: 1/10
Assertive hormones: 2/10

Yes folks, i'm back to normal. However, i will take heed of Ms Anonymous comment to my previous post, to not makan banyak...yes, especially when i have spring cleaned my wardrobe and have given away most of my XXL size baju....kononnya this will force me into staying slim and try to fit into whatever smaller size baju that i bought in my moment of madness yg tak sedar diri.

I feel like a zombie today. Little D woke up a few minutes before 6am this morning and saw me changing Baby X nappy and decided to get up and humour baby X. Of course i cannot go back to sleep because between little D and baby X, they're like Jack and the Beanstalk Giant and Thumbelina, kalau timpa adik mau dipenyekknya.

Anyway, little D is on full day nursery since two days ago. I think she's much happier and 'safer' there. The latter because the temporary maid we have now, is completely psychotic metaphorically speaking. She's about 40 and look much older. Hari2 makan maggi for breakfast and lunch. My neighbour told me that pukul 4-4.30 petang dah dia bawak little D main kat playground depan rumah..and they will be back just before 7pm. Most of the times she doesn't bring along little D's water bottle with them. Before i cuti ni, i selalu heran kenapa bila i balik kerja little D would be terbongkang depan tv, i thought her few hours at the nursery tires her out..rupa2nya dek kerana diseret berjalan oleh the psycho maid. When i was in the hospital and she was left with my mum at home, she had the nerve to talk back and shout at my mum.
Pas tu macam takde apa2 dia boleh nak bersembang ngan org tua tu and nak bertepuk tampar. Ceh!

Then when my mum left, she woke me from my afternoon nap several times to ask trivial questions and once at 3.30pm, she asked if she could take little D out for a walk. Macam ada agenda lain kan??? I said gile ke tengah panas terik and of course masih sunyi and takde org kat playground..i said nak biar budak tu kena colek?? She makes the bed without tegangkan the cadar and piles up the bantal like they do at pusat perpindahan banjir je. I wondered why i don't see Monty from subuh and tengok2 makcik tu keluarkan dia as early as 7 in the morning. When i asked her to vacuum the carpet more thoroughly because masih ada bulu kucing, she answered back 'sebab kucingnya tinggal di rumah!'. When my mum asked her how to bega2 volume control tv, she answered back 'itu bukan urusan saya!' padahal, kalau i balik rumah tu channel astro tak pernah lepas dari Aruna! And she's downstairs watching the tv as i type this.
Hari2 masak kicap..sayur kicap, ayam kicap, ikan kicap and yesterday i told her..dah!!!! No more kicap!

Ÿesterday she came to my room and suruh i pergi cari daun sireh, minum jus utk ''mengetatkan'' kerana org laki akan suka...helo!! I am definitely not having this type of conversation with my maid, and a psycho one at that. Once she asked me whether our neighbour from the house opposite ada isteri ke tak (he's about 70 and dah bercucu pun, ind you! Bukan setakat satu isteri, dua!!)...and i said, 'hish, jaga urusan kamu saja..' She offered to urut me and i definitely would not want to get that intimate with this maid! The agent said that we would be getting our new maid next week, we shall see.

In the meantime, i will as much as possible stay out of the way of this maid and not antagonise her..surely we don't want this headline in the newspaper 'seorang wanita dalam pantang ditikam mati oleh pembantu rumah asingnya...'