What a night it was! Truth be told, it was my first ever concert. Ye la..i ni underprivilege as a kid..the only time i dapat tengok something like that masa kecik2 was the Royal Indian Circus back at my hometown. The only thing i remembered from that was the women acrobats had chubby arses which they managed to squeeze into their tight fitting costumes. And only now i can afford to pay for tickets..kalau dulu2 nak keluar 2, 3 hundred bucks pun berkira..
Anyway, lesson no. 1. Unless the concert is held somewhere like a stadium and org dok lepak2 atas padang, one must dress to kill. With layers of makeup on me and the accessories that i managed to pow from colleagues, i didn't really look that out of place even though i still had on my only comfortable shoes which were pink coloured croc wedges...i hope my bulging tummy was my excuse..Lesson no.2, one must always follow the seat number walaupun depa guna cardboard je lekat kat belakang kerusi. My friend and i had to vacate our seats for this trio and i thought the guy's face looked so familiar...i ingat kut kut la he's one of those behind-the-scene celebrities...was a bit excited..ye la kan..the next table spotted Datuk K's ex-wife..my friend and i thought that we've finally arrived, you know rubbing shoulders with the high-society..until my friend mentioned why the guy looked so familiar was because ghope dia seroman dgn Chua Soi Lek. Damn..(we also had this guy at our table that looked like Mahadi's Jalud..donno if anyone still remember once -upon-a-time famous ventriloquist and his dummy).
AZ can sure shake his botty! Even though i would prefer a much meatier deriere. No Esah, i ni tak lah menuju ke arah kebohsiaan...i was just thinking, if i were a guy yg metro or homo sapien, i'd be like you know...we were the only tudung clad makciks at our table, but boy did we scream 'AZ..! We love you!!! Bukak...bukak...(ni suruh dia bukak belt dia and baling kat audience, takkan baling tie and cuff links je kan??). I tell you, his vocal....if i had him just for one day...i'd put him in a cage and ask him to sing non-stop..The dinner was good, i wish i could tambah nasik but the lasdies at the table looked like kalau masuk sebutir lagi, their tight fitting little black dresses might burst at the seams. I forgo coffee because my leg dah bersimpul2 menahan kencing and i was not about to miss any second of AZ.
Pas tu tengah2 org syok menghayati suara dan jelingan manja AZ, hp i berbunyi, tengok nombor dari the other place i worked (B). Anak sapa lak yg call malam2 ni? Sayup2 dengar suara junior mintak nasihat, which i said, sms boleh tak? I can't hear you! Nak dijadikan cite, ada sorang client i dtg malam2 buta with emergency...actuallynya anyone can manage her..tapi my immediate boss at that place had been notified, dia kata takpe, they all akan manage tomorrow morning. Ni cakap ada dua meaning ni..yes, we can manage honestly or yes we can manage but i know you are at AZ's concert..if you are well enough to shake your botty, you'd better damn be well enough to tend your client tomorrow morning. If not, i most probably akan kena sumpah 7 keturunan! Then i teringat that i left my work pass at my usual workplace (A). Ayayai!!
This morning by 8.15am i was already at the the other workplace (B), managed to get in without my work pass and nak dijadikan cite, i have to carry out a procedure on Monday. Aiyo! No work pass how? Takkan nak dtg dari rumah pergi workplace A pass tu baru patah balik gi workplace B. And on top of that ingatkan nak cuti hantar little D ke nursery. Cemana nak buat 3 benda sebelum pukul 12 tengahari ni? The immediate boss cukup impress i tadi dtg kerja walaupun dgn perut memboyot, pada hari Sabtu dan selepas late night, so dia pun belanja nasik lemak tepi tasik (tapi idak le i pikir macam nak terjatuh cinta pulak kat dia kan cam org ittew, kan?). Then i thought, what the heck, just go to workplace A to collect my workpass, unload the burden of previous nasik lemak, bukak comp, check email related to conference, ha ni dok memblogging...ish ish..mak yg tak sedar ada anak kat rumah ni! So, i'm going now...dan semua ini kerana mu Anu@r Z@in...
(Btw, Sheila Majid and J Abdillah are performing on 30/5. Damn i dah dlm pantang masa tu!)
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