She ain't heavy..just crazy

I cleaned out my wardrobe..again..i'm pretty detremined that tomorrow i shall get to M&S, which branch doesn't matter. I sent an sms to MG just now asking him to let's go to MV tomorrow (i can't go to MV on my own, the parking lot is a big maze to me) and he's cracking his head this very moment tak tau alasan apa nak bagi kat boss nak ambik cuti. Why can't i just go over the weekend? Because it's going to be 24hours too late plus we can pretend to little D and the maid as if we're going to work but sebenornya...it helps to lessen the guilty conscience. When pa & ma are on serious shopping expedition, little ones will only slow them down.

Anyway, back to the wardrobe, i separated my working clothes into 3 categories:
1) Comfortable, perfect for my size but alas way too safe - stuff like oversized white shirts and linen pants (you know masa slim nampak lawa, masa gemuk kira OK and masa ngandung pun boleh muat!) and baju kurung johor. Not impressivelah but helps you to blend into the crowd (tapi not the type of clothe my colleagues or i would wear kalu nak mintak apa2 kat big boss i yg terlebih vitamin G (atal) tu.

2) Shock and awe (more of the former i think) - also in my size but it takes a lot of courage to put them on. Kalau rasa2 badan ada kurang 250mg because the night before i skipped dinner or masa try baju pagi2 bebudak tak bangun lagi and lampu malap2, then these clothes can be worn (and mind you with all the gadgets one needs to whole stomach in, bottom up etc.) E.g. baju kebaya nyonya (mesti masa mak nyonya yg invent baju ni dulu obviously she didn't have ME in mind sebagai pemakainya), pencil thin skirt (the type that doesn't allow you to breathe or sit) and ballerina top (that brings your eyes to the tummy). These clothes usually elicit senyuman kambing 'bini aku dah mereng' type from Mr Gig. I go in to work with 'semangat' and by 10am coffee break i would be enveloped in my white coat ..my courage gone sometime between breakfast and toilet visit.

3) You must be joking! clothes - those yg dah mengecik (they shrink???) and jangan mimpi la nak dapat pakai balik semula in this life time. Masa muda dolu2 boleh la..bila bercinta sikit dah boleh muat balik, so baju2 set ni expiry date dia boleh tahan jugak..tapi kalau dah baya2 gini, toksah haraplah! Agaknya kalau dapat bercinta ngan Brad Pitt barulah muat balik kut pasal sanggup makan angin je nak kuruskan badan (obviously kalau kena bersaing dgn si Angelina tu). At this age (35 ok?), nak tunggu cinta lagi apa ke jadahnya kan? Baik makan, another nikmat dunia gak..

So, i had to get rid of MORE clothes. Hence, why i desperately need to go shopping.