Fat cat diary

I had wanted to settle a few things today: renew my passport, pi LHDN and demand duit i yg terlebih bayar, ambik baju kat tailor etc. But i had to stay in and observe Melly's bowel habit. Why? Yesterday, according to my maid, she threw up 4 times. Vomit contained lots of saliva and hair (obviously i'd ask the maid to describe them to me kan, being the paranoid surrogate mummy cat i am). Then she said to me after dinner that Melly has been spending most of her time then in the kitchen, next to her litter box which sits next to the washing machine. Bila i jenguk, yes she was in the kitchen but she seemed to be paying attention to what's behind the washing machine..ada tikus lagi ke??

So today i didn't want to take any chances..so dok la i memerhatikan si bulu tu, kira berapa kali dia masuk toilet. Nil! Elok je terbongkang tidur on her usual chair. It seems the maid is more paranoid than me, there must be at least a cicak in the kitchen yesterday. As for the muntah, hairball banyak sangat kut...with my parents here and bro's wedding and all last week, i terlupa nak sikat dia for 4 days.

Udi (formerly known as Ugi) berak atas katil where my parents slept (after they left for home). The maid swiftly removed the 'gift' and took care of the bedlinen with a reminder to me to tell Bapak (MG) that she washed the bedlinen because makcik n pakcik dah balik. She's worried that MG will leave Udi at the market like he always threaten to, should any of the anakbulu misbehaves.

Monty has got a girlfriend who rubbed herself kat tepi pokok, pasu and buat bunyi2 manja kat monty. I thought animals can tell if prospective boyfriend is virile enough or most suitable to father her little ones?? Monty's a eunuch laaaaa...but monty being like any other from his species (male that is), led her on. He even humped her at one point..huh??

OK la gotta sleep.