Cincin sakti

I tak jadi beli henbeg bulan ni uols....i dah terbeli lip lap. Semalam lepas i skodeng2 data research i, i pun rasa bosan so i thought nak pi cuci kereta. So off i went to the shopping complex. Then to kill the time, i pun masuk ke kedai meh. Hajat hati nak cuba2 je like i always do (ni betul2 tipu..memang dah niat nak rembat barang because ni semua Esah punya pasal. Kalau i dapat la dah beg anak katak tempoh hari nescaya i dah takdak duit nak berbelanja). Uishhh..mak oi...all this diamond fest la, 70% off la (macam tak caya je kan, tapi takpe, tipah ni rela tertipu), promosen sana promosen sini. And i get to try a lot of stuff on..sampai ke siku uols! Pas tu buat gaya2 depan cermin...Esah kata i ni sebab dah approaching 40 sebab tu suka benda lip lap...eleh...dia tu tetiba je pakai pearl earrings harituh..tetiba je nampak ayu..apo kono kau? Yg i suka sangat uncle chena ni suh i try itu ini..i kata no..it's way over my budget...dia kata takpa, try saja dulu...nyaris i sprint ke bangunan ASB uols, sib baik after office hours. One saving grace is that jari i besar jari menggali. Size 17 uols..so not many rings can fit me..kalau SA pandai sikit dia akan kata takpe boleh resize. Tapi adik2 kat kedai malaya ni cam insulted pulak jari tembam ni nak try. That's why uncle chenna tu best..takpe puan, kita boleh resize.

I saw one that i liked. So much...i hyperventilated...i called laki i kat opis. Damn dua2 kali dia tak angkat. I called mak i, tapi takde org kat rumah also. But dlm otak terngiang sore mak i, belilah..nanti mak boleh pinjam gi ngaji.

I told the uncle chena, i want to shop around first...dia cakap kalau i come back trow, dia akan bagi lagi bagus punya price..waaa! Then i masuk habibi..ada daimond fest rhopenya..i tried on a few rings..ada pulak depa size menggali. Pas tu ada satu bangle sapphire..iman i masa tu dah tah ke mana..i need a ring and kalau dapat bangle tu utk dipadankan dgn chenchen sapphire i yg i beli last year bagus jugak..dah terbayang banyak baju biru i kena tempah utk memadankan dgn chenchen and bangle tu..(ish ish..is there no end to this???). Adik habibi tu kata, akak ambik la dua2 ni, elok sangat padan dgn chenchen (sapphire) yg akak pakai tu...i called MG sekali lagi..bukan le nak mintak dia sponsor (nak mintak sponsor dari world bank lagi senang kut) tapi i cuma nak dengar dia cakap, beli je lah, jgn kacau i tengah meeting ni, or, the least, gila. Tak angkat jugak. Last2 i cakap, ok, saya ambik chenchen ni..bangle nanti dulu ye...it was damn hard to say those words..

There you go Esah..you know how hard it was for me to melawan napsu..it's got to be fullfilled one way or another..kahkahkah...so, for the time being, budget AH tarak yeah...anak katak mungkin ada..itupun kalau i tak termasuk ke kedai lip lap in the next 2 months.