Mari ketawa

I am soooo tired tonight. MG disahkan mengidap influenza-like illness..berjangkit dgn officemate dia. What i can't understand about him and his mates, kalau dah selsema, batuk etc, dok je le kat rumah diam2..ni tak...nak jugak dtg kerja. As if tak boleh reschedule meetings, or ada bangunan tak siap ke, pokok tak tanam ke kalau depa tak datang kerja. It's not as if he's like this one and only brain surgeon ke or addison montgomery yg obgyn plus neonatal surgeon (sorry, watched too much Grey's anatomy). Then he will pick up whatever bugs there are in the air and pas tu akan jangkit kat anak2. And those two girls because dah keturunan lelah, kalau demam sikit mesti melarat2 selsema and batuknya. And siapakah org yg penat?? Sebab kena bangun malam tepuk belakang and bagi neb semua? I lah kan...I rasa sesapa yg macam dah rupa separuh nak mati dgn selsema and batuk kokol, dok rumah je la...so irresponsible tau!

And the kids have been annoying me obviously since the dad tengah jadi zombi sekarang. Little D insisted nak baca buku fairy tales sendiri..no more Peter&Jane. Tapi sekejap2 akan tanya, 'apa w.o.m.a.n mummy?' Apa g.i.n.g.e.r.b.r.e.a.d mummy? In between baby x pulak mintak dibacakan...urrghhhh! Penat! All i want to do is veg out. Patutnya analyse results but bawakla log book tu kulu kilir, bukaknya tak, habisnya tak jugak.

Let's talk about people, because i can feel Esah saying, gossip lagi best. A datang kat i, mengadu yg B suka cakap besar dan sometimes puts her down. I said, gelakkan je la kat dongengan B tu, toksah ambik pot. A cakap, she cannot one, pasal dia selalu rasa rendah diri sangat dengan B...dia cakap napa B nak bersaing2 dgn dia, apa yg dia ada pun? I said exactly, pasal yg jiwa kacaunya bukan awak tapi B, so pedulikkan dia. Tapi tadi masa i tengah khadaq hajat (when i do my thinking mostly), i terpikir balik pasal si B...yeah...dia pun ada jugak attempt bercakap2 besar dgn i and memang i rasa geram pun. Once B pernah cakap kat i, whatt?!! Little D is already one plus but still cannot talk?? My daughter dulu dah boleh nyanyi twinkle2. Tapi budak tu dah besar panjang sekarang, takdak le pulak ahli kelab mensa ke kan...Masa A nak bercuti ke B@li, i cakap la, you will enjoy it there..best! B had the cheek of saying this infront of me..'what? you want to go to that dumpy place??' It turned out that A loved it so much, did a lot of shopping..pastu kitaorg bersembang2 about what each of us got up to kat situ and B sulkily said, ye ke....i dulu teman my boss pi meeting, so i spend two nights je. It turned out that rhopenya dia kat Kut@ je but mulut nak membagi comment macam dia expert sangat.

A said that once they were among some friends and they were discussing about how masing2 punya daughters tak reti buat kerja kat dapur. Waa...tapi kawan kita si B ni cakap, eh..anak dia selalu masak pasal dulu kat obersea kena masak. Tapi sejak diaorg whole family dah pindah ke rumah baru ni and dapur lengkap sangat, anak dia dah tak tau camna nak masak because dia biasa campak2 je. Hmmm..banyak isi yg nak disampaikan dlm ayat dia tadi yakni yg anaknya pandai masak, anaknya belajar obersea and the fact that dapur rumahnya sekarang canggih..tak kesian ke uols kat org camni?? Whereas melalui dia jugaklah satu masa dulu, dia pernah cakap yg bila anaknya bersiap nak pergi kerja, baju yg tak jadi pakai berterabut atas katil etc and then maid akan masuk bilik utk kemas. Basically anaknya mim alip lam sim..

Ada sekali tu, A pakai baju baru. Adala kengkawan cakap, eh, lawanya beli kat mana? B was there and she went to A and belek baju kawan tu and cakap, lawa? Ni tailoringnya teruk ni! Dgn i jarang la kena put down macam ni because i think dia tau A dia boleh makan but kalau dgn i, she needs to cermin diri sendiri dulu (woi statement berlagak!). Ada sekali tu a few of us were talking about barangan lip lap. I pun peragakanlah cincin permata biru i tu..ye la pun..apa lagi barangan lip lap yg boleh i banggakan pun? I ni bukannya bini Habibi..i cakap yg i was so inspired by princessdi punya cincin tunang...dari kecik i berangan dah dekat 4 series baru tercapai cita2 (cita2 nak jadi tukang tolak trolley atas awan biru bila nak tercapai ye esah??)..dia cakap, a ah..dia pun inspired by that ring, and dia ada satu set! Siap dgn pendant, bracelet and earrings..! Waaa...tak nah pun nampak dia pakai..i mean for the person she is, ada kemungkinan ke dia tak pakai utk menayangkan kat org?? Balik2 i tengok cincin batu semi precious tu jugak yg ko pakai..(ish! Tak baik kata org tau!)

Ni jugak set2 yg kalau boleh kentut pun nak diupdatekan status kat FB. Masa bulan pose, tak renti2 update apa menu utk juadah berbuka hari ini...and one womders, lerr,,,padanla anak laki semua badan semangat! She also claims that dia tengah on some miracle treatment regime utk kuruskan badan..the very same one our first lady is on...waa! If so, mesti ramai mak2 datin yg akan selim melim dan buat rojitacikwan terancam kan??

I can go on and on until the cows come home..but like i always say to A, kita gelakkan aje le dia..