Musim mengawan dan boria

Tu dia, dua entry sekaligus. I ni banyak nak mengomel tapi takdak twitter hence...

Esah ni kan, kejap bantah i beli henbeg, kejap sokong..ish so typical woman, can't make up her mind. Me? memang typical woman, semua nak, napsu membuak2...poket je tak sampai.

Tadi i bagitau kat jiran i yg fatboy dijumpai penuh dgn kutu a few nights ago. Geli uols...laju pulak lompat tu..rupanya mcm kutu beras. But of course i dah baca before yg kutu kucing tak jangkit kat org. Malam tu jugak i buat pembasmian kutu kat ketiga2 ekor. As of yesterday, fatboy bebas dari kutu. Well, i was just making a remark about fatboy to this said person. Dia cakap, ye ke kak...yg gigit kitaorg haritu kutu dia ler tu. I said huh? Kutu kucing tak gigit orglah. Iyee...tengok kaki dia and kaki anak2 dia. Benda tu naik masa dia sidai kain. I said awat my family and i tak kena pun?? kutu tu pandai pilih yg sedara dia tak gigit ke? (btw, ni cakap dlm hati). The woman said, sampai dia tanya kat boss tempat kerja dia. Boss tu cakap agas kut. I said, what is agas? setau i, agas ni yg suka terbang2 masuk hidung tu. I panggil korok2. Last2 baru dia cakap, agas ler tu. Sib baik, i was about to thump her. Berani cakap anak aku bawak penyakit ye. Then i bagitau maid i yg si gemuk dituduh sebagai pembawa wabak..maid i cakap mengarut! Diaorg tu pi ternak serangga putih2 yg boleh terbang kat pokok palm rumah diaorg, lagi mau keriau.

Then, satu lagi hal. Ni i nak ingatkan kepada bakal2 pengantin dan bakal2 mak pengantin di luar sana..i know you want your day to be so special ngalahkan Willeng Katemiddletun lagi..especially pada mak pengantin, apa yg ko dulu tak dapat, ko nak reliving your dreams la basically. Tapi jangan la lagi sebulan nak kahwin, you come and tell me yg uols dah belikan kain sepapan utk org2 tertentu..the thing is, baju lip lap i pun dah bertempah. Then, do you seriously think i nak pakai jadi boria sg pinang??? It doesn't matter that according to you kain tu beratus harganya..at this moment in time, kain sutera dari langit sekali pun would not make me change my mind. Kalau uols rasa i yg dah tak sama konsep dgn org lain and you nak lucutkan jawatan i, i'm all happy to be just one of the guests..lagi tenang aku nak makan. Kalau suh ikut warna tema i boleh tahan lagi..ni sama cam kes dulu yg lagi sebulan nak majlis, this person expect me to turn up in baju of some colour. And expect my dad to bersamping bagai. Hish! Sebagai tuan rumah, you should be thankful that sanak sedara nak menolong and especially yg dah tua2 tu, nak datang to the wedding. Ni ada dress code pulak and dah tak bersamping 'dilucutkan' dari duduk kat main table. Sikit tak heran le. Silap le kalau nak expect me to conform dah last minute macam ni, kan? I like nothing better than to pakai seluar katuk and veg out depan tv on weekends rather than being anywhere else...
But of course kalau you Willeng....