I lap u my maid

If my maid were a car, she would be a Ferrari. Esah should know. When she spent a measly one night at my place recently (kononnya nak lari dari rumah tapi takat semalam je..apa hal? Itupun sempat perah tenaga i buat facial kat dia), she could see how efficient my maid was. From cooking, cleaning to looking after the kids. but then today she told me, kak, saya nak balik. What? I terjerit ketakutan..my nightmare has begun. Nak balik cuti ke? No she said. Saya nak balik kampung terus. Masa ni i dah tersedu sedan...kenapa..kenapa...tunggulah saya habis belajar dulu.....atau tunggu saya cari pengganti...My maid diam je. i dah menangis cam kap lam mati laki.

Sampai hati dia buat i camni. Dah terbayang dlm kepala otak i kena bangun awal pagi siapkan anak pi sekolah, kemas rumah, i myself kena pi sekolah. Then balik sekolah kena ambik bebudak, bagi diaorg makan, mandikan....errr...dalam keadaan darurat begini jangan sesapa pulak nak harapkan i masak makan malam ye. Pandai2 sendiri je lah. Eh...these house chores are what most women do day in day out pun kan? I je mengada2 lebih..depended too much on the maid. That's it..otak i mula berfikir. I need to get in touch with those cleaning companies yg boleh hantar org cuci rumah by the hour. Yeah, 3x/week at least. And pi jumpa maid agents...tak kisah la berapa nak bayar...asalkan i get a new one pronto.

Dah lepas i menangis mengongoi2...i pun terjaga...lerrr...i bermimpi di siang hari rupanya! MG cakap pasal i tido balik tanpa mandi pagi. I cakap kat MG balance la...dia tak suka mandi lepas balik kerja, siap boleh tido semua and i tak suka mandi pagi - match made in heaven. Anyway, about the maid tu, memang i cemas gila! I told MG that i selalu dapat nightmare yg maid i akan berhenti kerja...and it's always so kejam..in fact i don't get dreams about him having an affair that often pun..hehe.

Must think about giving my maid a raise..tah apa2 tah..mesti dia terkejut badak tetiba je naik gaji.