Merapu

I'm like a baby or toddler. I need my afternoon nap...if i'm dormant that is. Kalau tengah sopping tu tak le tapi kalau kat rumah or opis, yes, i kena jugak...to enable me to function like a normal human being in the evening. Kasi can la..lagi2 hari ni kul 7.05 je i dah terbit kat opis, ko ado Esah oi? Tapi mengenangkan yg kawan i sekarang ni produce new posts like lebih kerap dari itik berak, haruslah i korbankan sikit my nap time, kan? Kalau tak mesti kena kutuk kaw kaw punya. Anyway, takde cerita sangat pun.

1. Ni MG cakap i must mention in my blog. Why dia nak keriau2 i really donno because kononnya dia tak membaca blog i yg tak ilmiah ni......katanya la. One morning baby X nampak i tengah bersiap nak pergi opis and she wanted to help me mengenakan 'perisai' i. So, dgn hempas pulasnya dia menolong until berkatalah dia, 'astaghfirullahhal azimmmmm..besarnya perut mummy'. This came from a budak kemetot yg cakap pun pelat most of the times. E.g. pretonas = petronas, skebeti = spaghetti, bekboss = spongebob, sedup = sedut, sinderi = sendiri...etc. Rasa macam nak buat cekodok mulutnya.

2. A few weeks ago, MG came back from work at about 8.30pm and told me that esoknya dept. dia ada buat potluck...boleh tak kalau i buat something. I said, jelly can? Jangan nak malukan dia katanya (hati dah panas dah ni..tak tau ke dia yg among my siblings i'm ratu jelly..quite good at making it you know). Bingka labu can (since ada sebijik labu tergolek kat dapur tu)? Dia cebik buat muka. I said, goreng nuggets je la besok nak? Dia tanya, you boleh buat cream caramel tak? Woii! Susu, cream, steamer semua takde and expect i buat caramel? Dah la bininya bukan Nigella (or B.Lurpak for that matter) and nak cream caramel? Karipap caramel boleh la..and yes, i meant it in a mencarut way.

3. Masa artis pompuan yg dah bunting pelamin tu kawin, ex si lakinya cakap kat sokhabar yg dia kecewa, kecik ati atau yg sewaktu dengannya (because i can't remember her exact words) that she was not invited to the wedding. Haiyaaa! Move on je laa..yg nak nyibuk sama tu pehal? It's not about you...

4. Pasal jantan berhingus yg kejap nak kawin kejap tak nak tu, what else can i say when Esah has summed it up all perfectly. Ada kemungkinan ke yg dia tak jadi cerai pasal tak sanggup nak bayar nafkah kat anak2? Some more kalau i lah ada orang ni kejap nak kat i, kejap tak nak, kejap i lap you, kejap i takde feeling kat you (yes, i am talking about you!) dah lama i cakap to the left, to the left. Ani BNS sila jalankan penyiasatan terperinci since dia org kampung awak.

5. Pas tu i baca pulak cerita2 yg dah basi and one contoh is the male tv personality yg kawin dengan budak U early this year. I tengok youtube and apparently this girl yg tak habis belajar tu memang sedang mencari calon suami sebab katanya dia tak nak hanyut dgn dunia tanpa arah tujuan. So bertemulah dia dgn that guy yg memang patut lama 10 tahun lepas dia dah ada calon isteri. Errrr.. how old was she when she got married? 22 or 23?? Cuba le masa tu i cakap kat makpak i yg i nak kahwin, fuhhhhh..mesti i kena lecture, 'ko jangan gatal2 nak kahwin! Sepentot pun mak tanggung!'Agaknya mesti best kawin muda2 masa your hormones are jumping about kan...

Ok la...mata dah tak tahan dah ni...