Jantan yg saya suka cuma Monty saja

Sebabnya pun dia bukan jantan sejati he he he..

2, 3 hari ni i asyik hidung sumbat and sakit tekak. Since Wed night, i dok telan piriton so makcik asyik high saja. Semalam tak masuk office. Hari ni ada discussion but still with the runny nose, tak sanggup nak drive balik nanti. What with Friday traffic and all. So i pun pi la ke GP yg tahun ni je every 3 weeks mesti i buat social call. Dah naik malu dah. Well, i have all the meds at home but i need mc...what on study leave pun nak kena mc? Well, to get out of the discussion cakap mulut saja tak boleh pakai ok...mesti ada evidence based..or it's just me yg memang mengikut book.

Sakit tekak i di sini, sakit lagi tekak Esah di london sinun....bebeh are you ok?? I tau orang yg sakit ni cepat sensitip..so sorry i balas bbm you celum celam je..I asyik high je 2,3 hari ni..Bangun utk 2S je i.e. shishi and solat. I hope misi2 kat QMH tu menjaga you dgn rapi ye..cer kalau you berpacaran dgn JT, mesti dia akan berada di sisi you dopat jam, kan? Ish tapi jantan tak leh percaya. Bayangkan i yg terbongkang kat dalam bilik, kalau tak anak2 i yg check i idup ke dah mati (di samping memekak kat telinga i), kalau harapkan MG mungkin i dah biru lebam bawah selimut pun orang tak sedar lagi. 

Btw, as of this week, i decided yg i mencik dgn semua jantan kat office i. Dependable sangatlah orang itu yg kita cakapkan tempohari tu Esah oi! OK la, kalau kita sakit and perlukan any procedure under GA, dialah makhluk yg paling trustworthy utk carry out that procedure kalau dibandinkan dgn jantan2 lain kat opis tu. Bukanlah sebab dia terrer sangat tapi tendency dia utk buat joke bangang pasal diri kau yg mungil itu masa kau tak sedar adalah nil. Tapi salahnya mamat ni pasal dia suka moan...on and on and on and on. Pastu kalau pasal problem solving skills malam sikitlah....dia rasa macam susah sangat. Tak tau la kut pasal dia jantan and as we know bab2 multi tasking ni jantan memang out - cher tengok jantan yg berbinik lebih dari satu. 2,3 bulan tu nampak comel je la pasal tengah syiok2 lagi, lepas tu rhope hazab! Baju tak bergosok, muka kusam, rambut macam kena seret masuk semak...all because they are not that good at multi-tasking...bini satu pun hit and miss, nak tambah cawangan lagi. Kalau kita ada many problems at one time, we 'compartmentalise' the problems and and cari solution satu2. Masalah dgn kami is tak cukup staff. So i met some people from other places yg willing to help tapi ada lah caranya like only once a week ke diaorg datang, or after office hours. So i told this guy, why don't you identify sektor mana yg you rasa kita (ceh..cakap je kita tapi i kan tengah cuti belajar, dialah sepatutnya yg ambik initiative) perlukan their help, then you write letter (since ko boss kan) officially to invite them. Dia cakap, nantilah tunggu you balik. LAAAAAAAAA! Bukan ke you perlukan pertolongan sekarang?! Tunggu i balik buat apa? And he told me that he has soooo much things to think about right now? Tak ke buat ko angin satu badan?? So i pun cakaplah, takpe, next week i free sikit, let's sit down and kita tengok sama2. OK katanya dengan ceria. Pas tu the incident kat bawah took place. Idak ke i jadi mummera uols?

Anyway back to that jantan tadi tu...dia ni sungguh la tak sabarnya nak tunggu i balik dari phd ni. To the extent now that he'd say, apa2 pun by Jan2013 muka i mesti tertonggok kat office dah. Dia kata dia banyaakkkkk sangat kerja and tak sabar2 nak share dgn i (vavi!). OK la, kalau nak apply extension, the boss will ask for his opinion because i dgn dia je dlm unit tu. Kalau dia kata payah..habislah i kan? Mulut i ni, kalau nak balas cakap jam2 tu kan payah... tapi since he has said it over and over again, silaplah kan? Sempat dah i prepare apa nak ku royankan should he open his mouth again. A few days ago, kenalah pakcik tu. One colleague asked me, Kiah, bila you habis? Belum sempat i jawab, dia menyampuk, apa2 pun she has to come back by Dec. Meletuplah aku! I cakap la yg if i was doing my PhD overseas, we wouldn't be having this conversation. Ni just because  dia nampak muka i hari2, hari2 ke mau agro i? I said, give me a break la...dgn SV sebegitu, duit nak buat research liat nak dapat and dia nak menambahkan perisa lagi? Then dia cakap yg keputusan nak bagi extension tu bukan di tangan dia tapi boss punya kuasa. I said, boss akan tanya pendapat dia and since when boss kita tu berani buat decision sebegitu. Kawan i yg bertanya tadi cakap you are entitled 4 years study leave. Then jantan tu cakap, oh ye ke? I said yes. Then i cakap, camni lah, kalau you taknak sokong should i need an extension nanti, i akan ambik cuti tanpa gaji. Kalau susah sangat, i akan resign. Then dia pun menyampuk, i pun nak resignlah. I said, resignlah, ada aku kisah? Yg buat i lagi meluat, he always goes on and on at me pasal weekend pun tak cukup masa nak catch up dgn office work and tup tup i dapat tau dia pi buat part time kat company lain pulak on Saturdays. Ni tak termasuk private clients o some Fridays...so mengada or what?

I came to the office the next day...dah berazam kalau terserempak dgn mamat ni i nak bagi dia cold shoulder je. So i masuk bilik, tutup pintu. Pastu MSU masuk, of course pintu bilik kena bukak le..kalau tak org ingat tah hapa2 pulak. Ek eleh..pastu jantan moaner tu pun jenguk kepala buat sembang2 kosong..And ek eleh, makcik sorang ni pun layan2 jugak like hati ku langsung tak terluka. Masalah betul jiwa i ni!

Untuk adik2 yg tak tau sapa Mummra, ni ha gambo dia. Dulu dia ni famous berlakon dlm Thundercats.

Pic googled from Mummra gallery.