Utk hapdate ye...T@nita itu telah menipu! Atau pun i lebih selesa menimbang berat badan sambil bervogel kerana pakaian dan rantai emasku yg setebal tali lembu and cincin permata lip lap ku yg sebesar buah pinang ittew (this makcik is just dreaming on) must have at least added another 2 kilos to the reading. Tapi MSU kata takpe, takpe....walaupun beratku telah naik 1.4kg after 10 days (vavi betul!), MSU memberi kata2 semangat dgn emphasising the fact that i have lost equivalent to 1 kg of lard (ini i kata, dia kata butter) and water % naik 1% -what? Cam nak mati ulang alik ke toilet, baru naik 1% je? He also said that i must have increased on muscle %, kalau tak mana fat yg hilang tu pergi? I said, OK la, if it's possible to lose fat by just typing my report (err..blog), changing the astro channels and megroluh, then it must be it. I am in no hurry to reveal diet nak-mampus mana yg i tengah testing ni (mau bungkus company with me giving testimony)....tunggulah bila i dah jadi cantik jelita nanti - dengan tabiat i yg curi2 binge eat and sempat lg kirim cekelat kat kawan yg tengah outstation sekarang ni, please don't hold your breath.
Nowadays, i keep waking up around 4-5 am from nose block which will be followed by sore throat within 30 minutes. The sore throat probably arises from sub-consciously breathing through my mouth. No amount of drinking, honey + lemon, vit C or antihistamine could fix the problem. But this Q & A forum on the net mentioned that when your body's water intake increases, it will create extra extracellular water hence the body has got to get rid of it by increased sweating, mucosal discharge bla bla..but i now my mind is blank and for the life of me i cannot remember what it has got to do with sore throat during sleep even though it's in it somewhere. But tadi i terfikir, cubalah kan bila dah terjaga sepertiga akhir malam tu (cewah tu dia), kita ni bangun ambik wuduk and bertahajjud, probably problem would be solved...jugak problem yg bila dah tidur balik, subuh pun jadi subuh gajah. Hopefully my iman is much stronger than my malas tonight.
You know, ive just figured some things about Si Monty anak mak ni. He usually has his treat of ikan tongkol rebus at 7 ish in the evening. Ni kira dia masuk rumah, bagi ikan and then terus jail tak boleh merayau malam. But then mulutnya akan becok mengomel and kejap2 tengok keluar tingkap...tengok keluar pintu kaca. And i keep telling him, no, no, no....sapa kata boleh keluar malam??? Then since i'm at home most days, he'd be bugging me for his fish by 6pm (selalunya maid yg akan bagi dia makan lepas dia dgn anak2 i balik dari playground). Since i can't stand him whining, sungguhla tak machonya, i pun sogokkan lah dia dgn 'dadahnya'. Pas tu by 6.05 lepas makan gelojoh tak hengat donia, dia akan terkebil2 balik tengok i and mulutnya mengomel lagi and i yg dah tak tahan telinga ni will let him out. Ye la, baru kul 6 lebih, lampu jalan pun tak pasang lagi. But sebelum keluar tu sempat bagi pesan, nanti mummy panggil, balik tau! Latest by 11pm dia akan balik...earlier if he bears me a gift..selalunya cicak. Eeiiiii! And kita kena pura2 cakap good Monty, pandai! - i'd be standing on the chair. With Little D. Baby X sorang2 je yg akan genuinely interested kat hadiah tu, 'tengok Abg Monty, mana dia?'
So Monty needs to be outside the house at dusk to hunt. Masa tu la keluar segala tok nenek lipas and cicak. Nauzubillah for any other danger...stray dogs jarang...i would go out and look for him if dia naughty and decides to berembun. But so far, with this new arrangement, tak pernah pulak dia buat perangai. Dulu masa curfew pukul 7pm, paknya balik dari kerja kul 8 lebih and dia akan menyelinap masa tu. And jangan harap nak balik rumah kalau i tak pergi cari dia.
Cats never do as they're told. They would like you to believe they listen to you but actually you do their bidding.
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