Siri bercakap dengan padaiyappa

I'm tired of having to argue with stupid people. Actuallynya, takde kesempatan nak argue pun..semua berani cakap2 belakang je (sorry God..i call them stupid..but you understand my predicament?..Or please do). Ni antara contohnya:

1. Dia tu (meaning me) duit banyak, tapi hati tak bahagia.
My argument would be: Walaupun hati tak (semedangnya) bahagia, sib baik banyak duit! Rasa stress sikit, pi makan..stress lagi sikit, dah terbeli handbag. Stress banyaaaakkkkkkk, jom masuk Yahabibi. Ko ado? (Btw, banyak duit tu adalah dakyah orang2 di atas tadi yeah..tak taunya i ni hutang keliling pinggang. But kalau dia nak rasa i ni banyak duit, silakan..) Just imagine: dah le tak bahagia, duit pun takdak...i would be merana!

Senang hati, susah hati ke is quite subjective. Me, i'm ok..of courselah some days rasa cam nak bunuh2 orang. Some days i wish i'm married to EdwardLewis (cepattt..sapa ingat ni character dari mana??) and most of the times i wish DarthVader would just disappear into thin air. But do you hear me whine or moan all the time? Awak tu yg selalu buat excuse bila orang suh belajar rajin2 dulu. So sekarang apalagi mau komplen?

2. Dia besarkan anak takde ciri2 Islam langsung
But i can tell you that my kids have ustazah yg datang ke rumah mengajar ngaji etc, as well as kafa, solat, politeness rules, no pembaziran, dress decently, orderliness, cleanliness what have you, hidup mesti ada sistem bila boleh bukak tv, main komputer, pi playground etc. Makan jangan sampai nak terberetas, be kind to animals, to people who are less fortunate than us etc. etc. Itu bukan Islamic way of life ke?

I'm sorry to say that yes, anak beranak you memang berpakaian cara Islam tapi laki kau hisap rokok, anak2 kau suka hati nak tengok tv, main komputer bebila depa nak. They are loyar buruk verging to rudeness and not reprimanded. Rumah, bilik tido cam kem pelarian. You kasi anak you makan sampai nak terberetas perut diaorg. But just because you anak beranak bertudung litup, does that make you more Islamic than most?

3. Dia senang le...maid ada.
Pasal...i cerdik (and mengada??). I want to have more quality time with my kids and husband...and time for myself. I nak ada orang jaga anak bulu when we go on holidays. I don't want to kecoh2 balik dari kerja sibuk nak masak, kemas rumah etc. (takde maid matilah aku). But believe me, i went through it all ye...the kemas rumah part, masak, anak bulu suh orang babysit....jaga anak je yg sentiasa ada maid. This is my choice, i tak menyusahkan sesapa..not my parents, not my inlaws.

Sebenarnya, apa masalah you? Suh ambik maid dulu, you kata, taknaklah. Tak suka orang bukan muhrim ada kat rumah (But i bet kalau ada org tolong bayarkan maid agency fees utk you, you nak kan? You cuma tak mampu sebenarnya...)

4. Dia tu 'western' sangat..sebab belajar overseas.
If you mean that i'm not katak bawah tempurung or kg.com, yes, i'm guilty as charged. Lagipun, i kan orang terpelajar (riak jangan tak riak Piah oiii)..mana boleh i terima bulat2 je apa orang cakap. I kenalah analyse segala neka kan...Ni belum lagi i dapat PhD cam DLL tu...kalau nak suh i tima je at face value, baik i dok diam2 baca majalah mempelam tu je. You kata bulu kucing yang jatuh tu najis..i said what??? Mana dalilnya?  'Ish kamu ni...adalah!' Adalah, adalah tak leh pakai yeah...it just doesn't work with me. Sebab....i'm 40 and not 14. I ada otak boleh pikir sendiri. Yes, i dok obersea lama...does that make me a kapiaq?? Dressing i ke yg westernised? Have you not seen me?? Jawab Esah, jawab! (tetiba je).

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