I thought i would have a relatively relaxing Friday and the only paper work i'd be doing would be to update my blog as commanded by the HRH ex-Raja Nazrin-tak-pernah-jadi. First thing in the morning ada pulak benda nak kena buat as requested dari ketua jabatan org lain..ye la..kan i ni selalu menurut perintah tak banyak cengkadak. Just done that and after the 2nd visit to the loo (for today only) here i am ready to write. Talking about my bowel habit, saja nak kongsi gross, two or three times per day for me is quite normal...so i can't imagine for some people like Little D, Han dgn pacarnya dan pacar si Bella having difficulties in that department.

Anyway, to get back to cerita org minyak aku...i must say that was Kenangan Terindah for me (haa..ko tau lagu ni Han??). It was exhilarating, was completely in a state of euphoria probably because it happened in such a short space of time. Furthermore, the anticipation, build up to the meeting. The 'romance' happened in one week to be exact. And of course what goes up fast must come down pretty speeded up too cam reverse bungy jumping.

Well, the day we met up, we went to Victoria Station..i still remember, on his way to pick me up he said jgn pakai formal sangat because he was only in his golfing shorts (oo lalaaa!). And i don't care i shall bore you with details as trivial as what i was wearing on that date because ni blog aku kan... Picture me about 10kgs lighter and masa tu belum lagi mendapat cahaya keimanan bak Ezzah Aziz Fawzy (ada org cakap i macam rupa Demi Moore dlm Ghost because rambut i yg pendek..entah betul entah tidak, tak kisah i nak perasan jugak) and rambut kalau org kampung i panggil be-londe (warna selain dari hitam akan dipanggil be-londe walaupun omputih panggil brunette). I wore a white linen top dari M&S and navy blue palazzo pants from Principles Petite (ah ah Han..masa tu muat lagi, tak yah cari baju kat Evans). After i got passed his head & neck region, i tengok kaki dia..wuiyooo banyak bulu..you know what they say about hairy man?? Mesti ada keturunan sia***g kalau tak pun kel**g hehe. Kenapa tak mintak gambar dia dulu? Never thought of it..maybe because i ni pun bukan la aishwarya rai pun kan..lagi2 bila dah kena dump dgn si siamang yg model iklan tu, lagi teruk la self esteem aku kan. At that time i didn't mind that he looked like a milder version of OS, mana ke tau, with lots of kisses a frog can turn into a prince ke..(eii gatainya!)

Ada la dia bawakkan i gift dari tempat kerja dia. Memang plus points++ .It was a pleasant Saturday afternoon. On Sunday, i went out again to Victoria Station..but not with him hehe..Kan i cakap masa tu i serial dater, and my friend Ustazah Munah (a.k.a courier barangan sakti dari Han) hooked me up with her boss for a blind date. You know la when dealing with species yg ada LLB ni, their overbearingness (is there such a word?) would just compel one to agree because one (or me) dared not be otherwise. And he'd already mentioned on the phone that he'd be taking me to VS...unless he meant the one across town in Bangsar or USJ (masa tu takde lagi kut)..aiyo..how ah? In less than 24 hours, two different men but same venue? Desperate time calls for drastic measure..i actually put on a scarf you all...! Macam Normala Samsudin dalam cite Idola tu (matila kekwat tul i, asyik nak kaitkan diri ni dgb pilem star je). Apparently this guy dalam dunia LAlaw among the outstanding ones..entah kalo aku sebut nama, pacar mu mungkin tau Bella, anam dia org sama!.(Sib baik nama bapak diaorg tak sama..kalo tak...)

Anyway, the afternoon was a torment. That guy was overbearing! Ni jenis yg bark orders to the waiter. It was rainy outside. Bila the waiter offered cold smoothies, dia cam sarcastic and cakap it's cold, takkan nak minum sejuk pulak. Better bring coffee, for two. Tak tanya pun i minum coffee ke..just assumed i would. Pas tu we ordered brownie and the waiter suggested ice cream to go with it but he said, 'No, just bring the brownie, OK? No ice cream' Ces! What's wrong? I really fancied brownie ngan ice cream. Tak perlu tanya i ke? All the while, i was wishing that i was with someone else...i sort of stared at this guy's gums yang ada gingivitis and satu benda pun i tak dengar apa dia cakap. At one point tu, he consulted me about something and jokingly i said 'the consultation fee is 80 bucks please'. Pas tu dia boleh kata 'we're here for nearly an hour already, i normally charge 250-300 an hour'. Amboi kekwatnya jantan gingivitis ni..! Charge fee as gig*** ka?? Then he sent me home, i wrote him an email thanking him for lunch tapi memang jenis jantan tak berfinesse, didn't reply my email pun (kenapa ko ingat bila reply je aku nak ajak kawin ka?). Anyway, two years ago MG and i attended a wedding of his friend..set2 corparat gitu and tengok the guest list and his name was on and in fact he was seated at the next table. He was chubbier, mata jadi lebih sepet and i tak nampak pun ada bawak queen consort dia..(MG bangga yg dia lebih comel..shallow betul jantan ku ini)

Is that the time?? Gosh..cerita org minyak bersambung di lain masa