Cak!!!!

I had to close my MM blog. Kawan seopis I si jantan Ne0 tu sibuk menggodek computer I last fri and cam tau je that blog was mine. And tak sabar2 dia nak balik ke opisnya and dgn niat kepo nak membaca segala rahsia dual personality i. But of course pompuankan lebih terror dan boleh multitask. Di celah2 kesibukan I menanda kertas periksa, sempat jugak I memprivatekan dulu blog I sebelum mamat tu sempat sampai kat opis dia and later that afternoon I thought, ni tak boleh jadi ni! Walaupun jejantan kat tempat ni ada 4,5 kerat je, tapi depa sesama depa terkenal dgn mulut kepala lori, ok? I have no intention for them to know that I swear, talk dirty, melatah and tah hapa2 lagi.
(So Esah, don’t get your knickers in a twist, ni I bersiaran semula la ni. Mengalahkan diva opera cina lagi nak ugut2 taknak hapdate! Btw, thanks for the chocs which FINALLY arrived this morning. Kalau boleh taknak share ngan sesapa tapi apakan daya benda tu sampai kat opis.)
Anyway, last Saturday I went to a wedding, sedara belah my mum. I haven’t seen many of them since I kawin kut. Itupun masa kita yg dikahwinkan, you don’t see anyone, you tend to have eyes only for your loved one..ptuih! The best thing about family wedding ni, you tend to meet up with sedara mara yg you tak kenal and depa pun tak kenal you. It can be fun mengutuk and of course dikutuk..for e.g. mulut tempayan sorang cousin jantan ni, wa Cik Kiah, gemuk dah you sekarang! I hate to remind him that the last time he saw me was masa I pre-anak dara lagi….(dia yg mengata org tu pun tak sedar dgn bangganya mengaku kat org berat badannya 105kg! ) Anyway, yg paling best sekali was to know that this little cousin of mine (yg dah berpuluh kali removed) yg not so little anymore has gotten herself engaged to a kerabat diraja yg boleh jadi abang kepada pak dia..when my dad got to know, spontan je pak I cakap, laa..dia tak takut kena bunuh ke?? (if you guys remember scandal istana yg ada pasal bini kedua kena ‘terminate’ not so long ago). Bila I perkhabarkan berita girang itu (yela you, untung2 I dapat masuk istana..yg hinggap pun jadila) pada MG, and of course I tokok tambah bahawasanya yg I ni masa zaman muda dulu lebih cun (jati diri yg melampau extremenya) kenapa ke takde gerangan istana yg meminang…of course MG bermulut puaka itu akan memberi jawapan yg sewaktu dgnnya. "I’m sure she knows how to do ‘stuff’ ‘kata laki i. Amboi! Meaning what ha MG? I can do stuff too….like jadi co-driver you and setiap kali bila balik kampung or kengkadang tu balik dari shopping pun I kena take over drive keta because dia akan menguap cam god knows what…..