Makcik rambut karat

Hello. TGIF! (btw, i tak nah masuk restoran ni. Ada sesapa kat luar nak bawak Cik Kiah?? - bawak OK, tak mintak belanja pun).

Anyway, i haven't got any interesting story to tell, idak le cam org kat sinun tu. Ada cite tapi still nak tahan2 bagi kita yg lain rasa kepanasan. Sib baik dia tak suruhnya undi sms ke..! Still on the topic of match making, baru tadi i saja gatal mulut menanya one of my senior colleagues utk di MMkan dgn my best friend. this lady has no cacat cela, probably her fault is that she is too nice sampaikan adik dia pernah cakap kat dia, sapa yg nak kawin dgn 'ustazah'? Anyway, this colleague of mine takes things seriously, kejap tadi she called me to ask how old my bff is pasal she has someone in mine. FYI, in my line of work (sama gak cam BFF i ni), it's not easy to meet people. Melainkan kalau i ni paedophile, mungkin senang sikit la i ni utk bertemu jodoh kut. But i know my BFF doesn't mind utk diperkenalkan pada org because hajat hati nak berpartner, tapi since nak jumpa org pun susah kenalah gunakan network kan?

Saying that, cam i dulu....i like meeting people tapi jangan la pulak paksa i kawin kan? That what bothered me last time bila org sibuk nak kenen2kan dgn sipolan2. Jumpa boleh tapi jgn suruh sign terus surat nikah. When i was 'going out' with MG (it's in inverted commas because i don't think we were dating...more like kami meluangkan masa lapang di samping berfoya2 dgn org lain), each time my mum asked about ok ke dia, seronok ke keluar tadi etc. my answer would be non-committal. Sebenarnya, seronok sesangat, gedik la kata org but i didn't want to get her hopes high because kalau tak jadi nanti, dia yg kecewa (melebihkan org yg bercinta). In fact, when MG decided to visit me in Perak, lepas sembahyang subuh hari dia nak dtg tu baru i cakap kat pak mak i. Then i siap bagi warning, jangan nak masak ober2. Setakat mihun je, OK? Pas tu bila diaorg (MG and 2 friends) sampai, salam cam biasa je, jgn ober2 (sekali lagi). Tapi my mum ni (according to MG) boleh cakap, yg mana satu ni??? Ceh! MG pun sama gak...the day he wanted me to meet his parents, pagi tu baru dia cakap kat mak dia. But agaknya my MIL super efficient (ataupun dia dah memang siap sejuk bekukan masakan dia, tunggu anak bawak balik girl je) and tersiap nasi impit, lontong, rendang, kek kukus uols! Cam raya (padahal raya kap lam je masa tu). what is the gist of my story actually ye?? Cuma nak cakap kat org tu, tak yah la bambu sangat org yg meMMkan dia....no hal what..pi je la keluar, makan2...kalau suka tak yah ego kata suka, kalau tak suka takde sapa paksa suruh suka pun...apa2 pun cepat hapdate siri seterusnya...(entah2 makji dah tersyok kat ayat2 cinta JT ke??)

Anyway, last wed, i was at the office. Mendapat perkhabaran that i can go and get my head permanently damaged. Dah ada black n white. I'm supposed to register next month. Suddenly i felt quite overwhelmed..am i ready to become a student once again?? Apsal i nak menyusahkan badan, memeningkan kepala, memutihkan rambut when bukannya boleh naik gaji pun?? I wanted to do it just for one reason: i'm bored of doing the same thing over and over again. Life offers me no challenge any longer (ingatkan hari tu bila dah masuk tv dapat ganti si nurulainnurulshuhada tak gak!) and on top of all, leaving this place for a few years is what i yearn for. Kaki2 fogging semua tak free pulak so i pun pi la ke KayLCC nun...pi buat kuku. Pas tu ingat nak tutup la sikit uban kat kepala...ended up i dok kat salon tu kat 5 jam and few hundreds poorer you! (lagi overwhelmed bila tengok balance tinggal kat bank account). Bila balik rumah i asyik dok mengirai2 rambut yg telah 'belonde' kat MG...i said to MG, masa you belum jumpa i lagi, i was 10kgs lighter, free hair n rambut belonde cam ni. I was gorgeous! Apsal la i didn't appreciate myself then. You tak rasa ke i gorgeous?? I look good enough to be taken out to dinner, just the two of us...What say you??

MG: Gila!