Nasihat untuk semua perigi di luar sana tu

So sorry that with the 'launching'of the new blog (rebranding je ni, sandiwaranya tetap sama gak...like lisda or is it nisdaw@ti but still tak reti sangat berlakon??? ish tak baik ngata orang) i have managed to lose all the comments to my previous entries. Tak tau gayanya Cik Kiah nak menggodeknya lagi. Another thing, awatla gambar sedara Esah kat atas tu besar ngat??? Enter frame betul, still trying to figure out how to shrink it.

1. Went to desperate hoswipe's house today for last weekend's wedding post mortem. Tak banyak nak di kupaskan except the fact that little cousin who is soon to be orang istana is marrying a guy who was my mum's senior at sekolah jantan seberang jalan. Boley??? I wonder with the age gap 2x DatoS and DatoK what they have in common to talk about?? (Cik Kiah batting her eye lashes innocently)..obviously talking they won't be doing much..(ini menambahkan kemunsykilan CK because tumpang tanya...ilmu apa tuan pakai utk dapat stamina yg sebegitu??)

Anyway, the topic yg hangat perlu dibincangkan that warranted me and the other cousin to berforum petang tadi was about the fall out my DH cousin had with her sister recently. How it started to tak berapa penting but what mattered was how my DH cousin had been bullied all her life by her own siblings even though she was the eldest. Bullied in terms of buat kerja rumah sebelum pi sekolah masa kecik2 dulu, balik sekolah kena masak, jaga adik kecik whereas yg bawah dia semua membongkang membesarkan *toot masing2.Her mum (my aunt) R.I.P pun mentally not very stable disebabkan dek laki (sapa lagi kan?) therefore she wasn't into building a sound and healthy family life utk anak2 dia. They were brought up with a lot of tension, kutuk mengutuk, carut marut...for e.g. my cousin said that all she wanted to do was habiskan SPM and keluar rumah cari kerja so that she didn't have to be with them 24/7. Anyway, the two siblings bawah dia jadi orang...but walauoun belajar tinggi2, perangai ngalahkan mak dara dlm ibu mertuaku. What they did was to crush their sister's self esteem dgn kutukan kau bodohla, bagus utk jadi org gaji je etc. And this silly woman agaknya rasa yes, she deserved it because dia ngaji tak pandai. But tuhan tu maha adil, bagi rupa dia lawa, dapat kawin engineer tempat kilang dia kerja dulu and now ni hidup aman damai, tak yah kerja pun duit 'gaji' laki bagi tiap2 bulan and tiap2 tahun gi obersea dua tiga kali.

But mangkuk dua ekor tu masih tak puas hati lagi..at every turn mesti nak menjatuhkan self esteem makcik tu kalau boleh...saying things like, kitaorg beli rumah ni dgn titik peluh kitaorg, takde le mengharapkan belas ihsan org lain. In my opinion, ni bunyi cam jaki je kan? Just because makcik tu senang lenang tak yah kerja, laki bagi duit, rumah and kereta. What goes around comes around. One of the siblings ngalahkan kakak cindrella tu yg kononnya pandai snagat terpelajar tu kawin ngan husband org. Sayang sangat kat laki beli kereta bagi laki pakai..in the end awak pergi office pun kena tahan bas because she never learned to drive. Yg adik jantan hampeh nya pulak, terpelajar jugak ni, sampai la ni tak kawin2 because ada masalah with the 'plumbing' system. Tu la, kat dunia ni jangan buat orang.

2. Terpanggil rasanya utk Cik Kiah menasihatkan sesapa wanita yg nak terjah ke alam perchintaan perjodohan suchee ni...nothing wrong about being match made. I sendiri pun kena MM gak. I often wonder kenapa MG boleh terlajak padahal rupa ada (kan Esah?), pangkat pun lebih kurang....was he too choosy (chewah! I was the chosen one!)? But i guess i was lucky...so far he seems normal. but kita pompuan ni, akalu terlajak tu biasala..kita perigi...but if timba terlajak, ada 3 persoalan yg penting: 1. Gaykah dia? 2. Berpenyakitkah dia? ('plumbing' system dysfunction etc.) atau 3. Boyakah dia?? I rasa dlm byk2 category tadi, yg ke-3 tu paling safe sekali kut...you may be the person who can help this leopard lose his spots. Tak taula kalau boleh tambah category no.4 iaitu anak mak a.k.a mummy's boy. Yg ini parah gak Esah oi!! mak dia ikut hampa pi honeymoon nanti naa (eh, slang kedah lak i). Apa2pun category 1, serious sikit masalahnya because if he is no.1, i rasa baik kawin ngan botol je..(ish, crudenya i). (are you sure your doctor beau is not the angkasawan ka???).

well, ada cerita utk direnungkan di sini. I have a colleague yg dah 'berpacaran'selama 3-4tahun. Pi makan sekali sekala tatkala bulan mengambang. yg pompuan nak masuk 40, yg jantan sikit lagi baya DatoK. She's successful, so does he apparently driving a beemer. So, i tanya the pompuan, so when?? She said, ish! I cakap lagi, kalau dia tak 'declare'apa kata, you je tanya? She said, i don't want to lose his friendship (meaning sekali sekala pi date and membuatkan cik kak rasa cam dia ada pacar walaupun lebih baik pacaran dgn bantal, lebih selalu jumpa). So Cik Kiah yg kepo tapi suka tengok org bahagia ni (and dia ada alasan utk pakai baju lip lap sekali sekala) cakap lagi, you know, why not you pi holiday ajak dia sama. Lebih condusive utk berromantika. Cik Kak cakap, ish taknaklah...I cakap, laaa...bukannya suruh share satu bilik. But if during that holiday (i was thinking maldives ke...mauritius ke...), if he doesn't jump you, you la jump dia!

Ish! Tak senonoh betul nasihat2 yg i bagi cik kak yg virginal tu. I mean ye la! Both dah nak mencecah separuh abad (exaggerations here)..both dah establish..so tunggu apalagi? I understand the cik kak feels malu, but what is wrong with the man?? Melainkan dia ada ciri2 3 di atas tadi atau campur satu lagi, dia laki orang! What do you think???

P/S Kalau Cik Kiah la in that position, i would have jumped that man already...that was what i told MG..i bagi dia 1 bulan je lagi to confess. Kalau i tak babai je dia, i would have grabbed him first...matila, nasihat tak leh pakai. (OK adik2 di luar sana tu, please dont quote me)