Hati gua panas sungguh tadi...sepanas office yg rosak aircondnya. Elok2 gua sedang berkhada hajat kecik, gua bukak paip tengok2 setitik air pun tak keluar. Nasib baik ada toilet tissue (yg selalunya takde hence you have to carry to wipe on most days). Mampus, gua belum solat zohor lagi masa tu. Bergegas la gua berlari ke hujung corridor ke toilet lagi satu (dgn sepentot girdle gua dekat aras peha - di bawah skirt le...apa u ingat gua bolen* je ke Esah oi? But FYI, i did strip down to my undies masa gua bersiesta). Damn takdak jugak air. Went to the other wing, atas, bawah...also takdak air! Cemana ni? Sampai lunch time tadi ada...apa ke jadah takdak air tapi tak bagi notice dulu? We are talking about in the middle of KL! Merasa guna wet wipe and ambik wudhu guna air dari water dispenser....primitif sangat! What with bilik office cam dlm oven plus takdak air, gua rasa cam buat PhD kat dlm khemah Badwi di Gurun Sahara sinun. But i get more work done here than at home so i shall persevere. Itulah kut menuntut ilmu adalah satu jihad...But big problem for me...what with si MSU asik dok menyuruh gua minum banyak and gua pulak yg jenis what comes in must go out (like after breakfast and lunch) mestilah ada jiwa terseksa esok.
This is entirely different. I overheard a conversation between Little D and Baby X while we were in the car recently.
LD: Baby X, mari sini nak tengok taik hidung..
BX: (pun baring atas riba kakaknya)
LD: Eiiiiii! Baby X banyak taik hidung laaaaa! Nanti sampai rumah suruh daddy korek taik hidung guna yg korek telinga tu (cotton bud la kut ni)
Daddy: Eii gelilah! Nanti mandi cuci la taik hidung tu..!
BX: Tapi kena air nanti dia melekit2..
Both my kids are fascinated by taik hidung. Please no need to geli2 ok, because according to them it's only kulit hidung. Little D dulu ada habit suka makan 'kulit' hidungnya. Sib baik anak gua tak jadi tengin*.
Ada sorang colleague gua, gua suspect dia baca blog gua. Kerana satu hari tu gua bega ipeknya and bila bukak safari terteralah skrin makbulu. Gua buat tak tahu je. Satu hari gua cam cakaplah, laa, sapalah nak baca blog i...lainlah kalau dia set2 stalker Monty or MG ke..Minah ni cakap, eh aku dah baca la blog hang. Tapi aku rasa tak kosser lepas tu because what you are in the blog is what you are in real life. I hear the same stories. I got the better deal i.e. you in real life. She said something like this lah..atau aku tertokok tambah kerana dlm hati sudah tumbuh taman. Awwwww...
*Bolen = bogel
Tengin = bodoh
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