A lot of bears around here

I'm like the Grinch who hated Christmas. In my case, Raya is not really my favourite day of the year. I prefer  Ramadhan..biarlah puasa berbulan2 pun takpe. Don't know since when i've been feeling this way.. MG is also always acting kind of funny masa Raya.i baru je terfikir pasal ni tadi...control semacam...or is it what they called the bear retreating into his cave? 

Anyway...bangun pagi dah bersiap lawa semua. Tak teringat nak ambik gambar langsung. I mean..like the girls will not stay 5 and 7 forever. Bila teringat, orang semua dah comot and i pun dah tukar pakai tshirt and naik masuk bilik untuk meroluh* kat rumah my PIL. Pas tu rasa annoyed kat pak budak2 pasal napa dia tak offer pun nak ambik gambar family when he's the one with the big camera or at least with the ipong phone. 

Haish! So basically i'm pissed with myself. Then i thought he'd do his usual lepas makan, lepak tengok tv sekejap, pastu naik atas utk lelap..but kali ni tak pulak and ended up, i je yg lelap kat atas sensorang. Ces! Not as if i segan kat my PIL kan, but pehal you hah? (i'm asking MG lah ni). Dah la tak bergambar kan, pastu kengkawan sorang2 masukkan gambar kat pesbuk...anak beranak, cucu cicit kucing semua. Dgn tudung kek lapisnya, baju pepelam etc. Pastu ada pulak yg wish salam aidilfitri  and sempat pulak buh dlm bracket eh, napa i nampak tembam pulak dlm gambar ni? Meh sini lempang sikit...tembam kat mana tuh agaknya? Bijik mata???! (Boy, i'm really like a bear with a sore head).

Btw, ada hari tu si anon cakap i ni cakap degar2 tapi nak remain anonymous..where got balls kan? Cubalah jadi macam bloggers famous yg lenlain tuh katanya. Blog ni cam diary...where i vent out my anger, frustrations, karut marut and carut marut..imagine kalau i bukan anonymous...tetengok the person who's operating on your mum's brain is actually me..! Blardy! I neurosurgeon yg loklak tu..masih ada ke confidence sedara mara pesakit tu in me agaknya?? Dan..i ni tak mau la nak mencapab** (ni pinjam word orang tu)...tak mau jadi fofuler pun..susah la i nak mencarut kalau uols tau sapa i..yg a few tau and i tau dia tau i tau pasal dia tau pasal i (fuh...figure sendirilah ye) pun i rasa dah tak sedap hati nak really let go masa menulis ni. Rasa macam nak tutup this blog and bukak lain and be truly anonymous...well, i did jump blog, twice! 

Ok..cerita sensasi...

A few days ago, i pi ronda kat Parkson dekat rumah. Saja ronda2 tanpa arah tujuan...then i saw a couple. Eh!! Can't be, kata i...hensemnyaaaa! Putih melepak...comel macam budak sekolah..but i kenal sangat dengan speks bingkai putih nerd dia tu. Laaa..sapa i nak tanya to confirm ni?? Ketahuilah Parkson dekat rumah tu sales asisstantnya jarang2 sungguh nampak batang hidung. So i had to rely on my eyes yg kenkadang rabun ni. Pasangan pompuannya, manis..tinggi lampai..macam pinang dibelah dualah they all tu. She didn't look like someone we'd love to hate. I was waiting for the SA to cari barang yg i nak dlm store masa tu. But i had to confirm what i saw. So i stalked that couple from the bedding section to cutleries. Sungguh tak natural...memang nampak sangat i was stalking them..Pastu si SA tu boleh laung pulak 'kak, ni barang yg akak nak!' Ces, nampak sangat i dah tersesar dari tempat yg i sepatutnya berada.

Dik, dik..kata i..dik nampak tak tadi tu. SerapMuslim! 'Sapa?!' Ish the adik really potong stim laaaa...
So yes tuan puan, i think it was Si Serap tu...and with dot dot dot..i hate to say this, they do make a lovely couple. Yes, Esah and Piah dah jenuh mencaci i kat wasap pasal i terpedaya dgn wajah Serap yg ensem tu.    

You know, once upon a time, i dok keriau2 agro pasal sorang ni pasal rapat dgn you know who. But then when the woman in question bercakap2 beramah2 dgn i, i find her to be more interesting and likable...actually, if i were to remove the man from the equation, we could even be bff! So, dlm cerita chenta tiga segi Serap & co, cer omit si Serap tu, the women might find some common ground and realise that laki tu  yg buat pasal je lebih. 

Salam aidil fitri uols, maaf zahir dan batin. And seriously, i mintak maaf dari hujung kaki ke hujung rambut pada sesiapa yg i dah menggoreskan hati. Yes i meant it then, but on hindsight, i shouldn't be so mean.


* meroluh = tido. Donno bahasa dari mana
** mencapab = mencari publisiti