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Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Birds and bees again..

CK: Daddy let's go upstairs..(like go upstairs as in tengok tv dlm bilik we all so that the maid can watch drama2 melayu hari raya because kalau tukar channel astro kat bawah, kat bilik dia pun bertukar sama. In our room, decodernya lain)

BabyX: Let's go upstairs, masuk bilik kunci pintu, cium2..(muka sardin je dia masa sebut benda ni)

CK: Hah?????? (belajar kat mana ni??? Must be from Oggie&Cockroaches...)


Around the same time jugak..

BabyX: Zakar tu apa?
LittleD: Zakar tu fe*** lelaki..
BabyX: Bukan laaa...teacher cakap  zakar tu bagi duit kat orang miskin..
CK: Itu zakat laaaaaa!


10 comments:

  1. CK, anak beranak lu_ah, ha ha ha
    drh

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  2. U hv to write a book la CK .. Your anecdotes are too funny and bring forth things that often stay hidden nevertheless important to talk about. Tulis la ek..

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    1. A book? Aiyo...mungkin tak lepas badan penapis kut..hihihiiii

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  3. cik kiah, selamat hari raya.

    cerita pertama tuh i okay lagi...tapi datang bab zakar tuh i tergelak besar....wakakkakaka

    lawakkkk betul lah. mesti riuh rendah dengan hilai tawa rumah u.

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  4. Eh duit i terlebih, i nak byr zakar, ate, acaner akadnya kalu nak bayor zakar, wakakaka!

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    1. Cer u tengok kat website meybeng..i rasa ada akad nak bayar zakar tu...scroll down bawaaaaaahhhh sekali hihihihiiii.

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  5. My son baru tanya buah zakar tu sedap tak ibu? Uishh perit muka i tahan gelak.
    Salam perkenalan,
    farella

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    1. Wsalam.
      So u jawab camni ye..: sedappp...n buah tu buah ajaib...jarang2 orang nampak. Hiiiiiiihiiiiii!

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