I must be crazy! Punya la i type a long entry yesterday and then keluar title je! Ceh! Menjawab soalan mu it Han, if i were to have 9 lives, i'd like to be:
1. As thin as Kate Moss so that i can melantak and still not put on weight.
2. Bill Gates' gundik, richest man in the world so that i can have all the money..
3. Angelina Jolie, of course pasal dapat mengongket si Brad Pitt (do you look at his thighs in Troy? Sedap oo kalau tiap2 pagi, tengahari, malam kena hempap ngan thighs dia)
4. That woman on Channel 4 punya game show tu sapa hah? Deh lupa...yg pandai buat maths tu..aa..Carol Voderman, so people would be impressed with my Maths skills.
5. The late Princess Di because i'd get to dress up in gorgeous dress and then pura2 lari dari paparazzi.
6. Bridget jones, because walaupun dia tembam, si Mr Darcy still madly in love ngan dia ..(Okla Bella, stop verangan pasal ko ngan Kobau..tak kose aku! hehe)
7. Bridget Jones again because she never seemed to be short of like minded companions
8. Invisible so that i can sekodeng apa laki ku buat kat office..
9. Sydney Bristow because she can fly kick, beranak kat office without epidural and get to smooch that nerdy Vaughn.
And of course my actual 9 lives had nothing to do with my angan2an langsung, i certainly hope i have the Monty Melly kind of 9 lives...because i've used up 3 already..Uols, in less than 1.5 years, i have been involved in 3 accidents!
The latest one is last Monday while i was driving back from work and nearing the Sungai Besi tol plaza. I tekan brake because the car right infront stopped suddenly but because i was a good deal 10 metres away, i didn't hit it but the car behind me couldn't stop in time. Thank god it was only a Savvy and not an Alam Flora lorry like in the 1st accident. (the 2nd time, i was hit from the side right infront of UPM vet school). The car was not badly damaged but it's at the workshop now, hence i'm taking two days leave from work..eiii! Tak kose makcik nak naik public transport and berpeluh2 ketiak! So, kononnya i'm working from home la ni.
When i called up Mr Gig to tell him i am yet involved in another accident his response was only , 'la..!' Takde la nak tanya whether i was OK ke..agaknya all because i said everything's under control, the car can still move, no need tow truck etc. And he had dinner without me on top of it all, probably thinking i'd be late.
Then the next day he had to accompany me to the Jalan Bandar police station to make a report. Perhaps since this may not be my last one (considering that do you know of anyone who's car has been hit 3 times in less than 15 months? I don't think so..) i'd better hafal the jalan to get there by myself and not to impose on Mr Gig's already busy schedule (meeting memanjang ngalahkan kerja gomen lagi).
I've also realised that i am perhaps a bit like Bree Van DeCamp on Desperate Housewives...my ability to keep calm and not go hysterical in times like this..even though i was 7 months pregnant during my first accident. I simply put on the hazard light, drive to the side of the road, call my car insurance company, call Mr Gig and then exchange details with the other driver. The second time one, the arab lady that hit me just couldn't stop crying..each time dia pandang i dia nak menangis...i rasa cam nak sepak je dia like they do in the movies..i asked her 'are you OK?'
Óf course i'm not!' then nangis2 lagi...laaa..org tanya kot ada yg dah patah leher ke, putus kaki ke...rileklah makcik! Nobody's hurt, malang tak berbau..nak buat camna lagi?
I have also realised that Mr gig is soooo taking it for granted that i can take care of myself...ever wonder ke that in our relationship i pulak yg jadi dominant...entah2 one day in the future i'd be sprouting a moustache and a willy baru ko tau!
So, there you go...i'm carless, no social life, haven't even had a shower this morning and all i can think of is i want to take a nap..kononnya cam i tengah berholidaylah ni.....mati makcik perasan ..tak sedar paper work tengah menimbun...!
Anyway, Han, bila ko touchdown in KL? I won't be around until Tuesday..i have my pareo and sun hat all ready for cuti2 Msia this weekend..kalau we three gorgeous girls meet up next Wednesday camna?
Taraa then..
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Thursday, March 8, 2007
Yesterday, one of my private clients was a 4 year old child with cerebral palsy. He came in with his mum and grandparents. They thought that their insurance would cover his treatment but it actually didn't. Then i got into talking with the mum...she was young, not even 30 and a single parent. The boy has a 2-year old brother therefore i deduced that they have lost their dad not so long ago.Such courage i saw in this young mum...to not have a husband and at the same time being 'saddled' with a handicapped child....even though she's still young and i would if i were her friend to encourage her to look for love but in reality how many men out there would want to accept 'janda muda dengan anak cacat?' . It only happens on the Hallmark channel. I would very much like to see that i am proven wrong.
I decided that i could not possibly extort money from this woman...not that i am kind or have tons of cash stashed in the bank but because i have to have empathy for this woman for i'm afraid that if i do not, the devine power may intervene one day to bestow me the fate that has befallen this woman (nah hambik ko! that kind of thing la). I must say also that probably i wanted to reward her for being so brave, so cheerful reagrdless of....(sebab tu la i emotional pasal adik you tu Bella). I couldn't waive off my fee totally because the boss and pakar yg buat org tidur will take 60% of whatever i charge...so guys, i know usually you'll get 5X more than this, kengkadang kita kena gak buat amal jariah...so, jgn la pikir sangat pasal golf membership tu, nak beli rumah kali ke 4 ke, nak bayar maintenance keta BMW you tu ke or nak pinang anak dara .....
OK, duty calls, Selamat Hari Wanita.
I decided that i could not possibly extort money from this woman...not that i am kind or have tons of cash stashed in the bank but because i have to have empathy for this woman for i'm afraid that if i do not, the devine power may intervene one day to bestow me the fate that has befallen this woman (nah hambik ko! that kind of thing la). I must say also that probably i wanted to reward her for being so brave, so cheerful reagrdless of....(sebab tu la i emotional pasal adik you tu Bella). I couldn't waive off my fee totally because the boss and pakar yg buat org tidur will take 60% of whatever i charge...so guys, i know usually you'll get 5X more than this, kengkadang kita kena gak buat amal jariah...so, jgn la pikir sangat pasal golf membership tu, nak beli rumah kali ke 4 ke, nak bayar maintenance keta BMW you tu ke or nak pinang anak dara .....
OK, duty calls, Selamat Hari Wanita.
Monday, March 5, 2007
Secret aspiration of a kept-woman wannabe
I haven't been updating for quite sometime although i do go blog hopping religously. Too much paper work to be done and i am not one who likes doing them, sitting, staring at the computer...kalau nak sit and stare baik blog hopping ke....check out recipes ke......surf www.*&^&**&^(robertslair.com) hehee...
Mr Gig, Yoda and I were supposed to bercuti2 Malaysia last weekend but Mr Gig jadi pemvawa virus and infected the whole of no. 31 with cold. Ceh! I baru termimpi2 nak dok kat tepi pantai sambil bersip cocktail yg dlm nenas and ada payung kecik tu (cam Fantasy Island)....sambil memakai shades ku yg membuatkan aku ala2 victoria beckham (albeit tembam version) and sambil pareo ku terselak2 ditiup angin sepoi2 bahasa....(memang makcik ni tak sedar diri...tudung kat kepala tu nak letak kat mana?) A ah, and teringin nak tertido kat tepi pantai tu without any care in the world i.e. tak ketakutan diriku dirog oleh tah mana2 imigran atau disampuk oleh hantu laut...Thank god the travel agent cakap the hotel reservation can be postponed, hopefully we'll be able to go in two weeks time.
Had a so-so weekend...poket ku dah kering because last week, i sent my car in for inspection disebabkan oleh ada bunyi cam helicopter keluar dari bahagian tayar. Ok, bukak sini, ganti sana all in all cost me more than 1k....Mr Gig was annoyed at me bec he said i didn't consult him and and he thought i had been taken for a ride by the workshop...ok..i know not many women would want / or have to bawak keta diaorg gi service...but for me, dah macam terbiasa. I was on my own a while before i met Mr Gig so i'm quite used to doing this thing by myself. My father has drummed in daripada i kecik lagi to take care of our cars..jgn biarkan benda2 kecik yg rosak melarat jadi besar etc. So, where the car is concerned, i'm quite impatient. I can't wait for Mr Gig to bawakkan because he's only free on Sundays...lagipun he isn't really bothered that much about cars (unlike most men i know)...i think kalau keta dia tu, ekzos jatuh atas jalan baru dia bawak gi workshop kut. And for me who has to travel far to work everyday, it bothers me so much because i certainly do not want to be mentioned on air as someone who causes the jam on so so highway for that morning.
Bermasam mukalah kami sepanjang weekend because Mr Gig was not too happy with me probably because...1) As a nonetheless typical malay man, i think he felt 'unrespected' as a wife i didn't consult him on this 2) He thought i had been taken for a ride but i cakap i don't think so, in fact i quite like the 'pomen' and had contemplated of proposing to him to become my toyboy so in the future no need to think about car problems anymore 3) 1k++is a lot of money and how come i tak rasa membazir pun?? (Dah tu nak buat camna?? Lagipun, kalau komplen sangat, bayar kan la!)
I can't be held at fault for being independent...Actually, believe it or not i'm the youngest in my family and until i was 15 i still could fit nicely in my father's lap. I supposed, going away to boarding school, then going overseas at 18, terpaksa survive kat public school yg takde Msians and penuh ngan anak omputeh yg kaya tapi bodoh cam vavi, pas tu gi lak Uni and once again takde Msians dlm class i...i supposed i just had to survive. I am also so used to taking care of my own finances and terbawak2 in my marriage now.
Sebenarnya, i termimpi2 jugak nak jadi pompuan yg kerja mengabiskan duit laki, berfoya2 without having to pick up the tabs and dengar cakap laki (the latter part tu yg tak berapa sanggup tu)...(tapi padan muka gak dgn Mr Gig yg dulunya ciri2 wanita idaman ialah yg independent..haa! Ambik ko!). So, uols, i ni aspire to be one kept-woman, agak2nya boleh tak?
"Witty, intelligent and curvy (gedebab yg ianya) thirtysomething who loves nothing more than night in by the fire (ni banyak sangat baca the lone heart ads masa kat UK dulu) long walks (Heathcliff of Wuthering Heights..oo..la..la) and pleasant conversation. Enjoys cooking, aromatherapy (nak hint aku ni suka memassage) and 'adventurous' (need i say more?). Only man who is emotionally mature, generous, intelligent, 'adventurous', good oral hygiene, no moustache, no penchant for Y-front briefs, healthy appetite and oh yes with thick wallet need apply.
P/S And oh yes, i come with baggage in the form of three furry lazy buggers (the human form tu kena share ngan bapak dia, so not solely mine). Oh yes, i also have voracious appetite for food and have to warn you that meals at restaurants should not be less than a three-course one. Yes, i do like to give massages but according to Mr Gig, the real one only last to about 2 minutes and pas tu dia cakap aku buat tah hapa2 tah mengikut hawa nafsuku. Did i say cooking? Actually buat kek je i pandai, kalo nak makan lauk pauk sorrryyy..Good oral hygiene is a must, kalau u floss, woweee..you're god's gift to montymelly kind. Y-fronts remind me of my father's spender, especially yg warna putih dan rupa cam cap crocodile. My man has to kuat makan, kalo set2 yg makan nasi 2X sebulan tu, tak yah la nak masuk meminang and lastly really want one with thick wallet..if not how to support my healthy appetite mah!
SO, ANY TAKERS?
(Bell, Kobau ko ada misai ke? Waaa...dah pandai demand duit bawah bantal ye? 5 posen je? That cheap ah? Kalo Mr Gig, 5 inggit pun dia kasi tengok je..no touching!)
Mr Gig, Yoda and I were supposed to bercuti2 Malaysia last weekend but Mr Gig jadi pemvawa virus and infected the whole of no. 31 with cold. Ceh! I baru termimpi2 nak dok kat tepi pantai sambil bersip cocktail yg dlm nenas and ada payung kecik tu (cam Fantasy Island)....sambil memakai shades ku yg membuatkan aku ala2 victoria beckham (albeit tembam version) and sambil pareo ku terselak2 ditiup angin sepoi2 bahasa....(memang makcik ni tak sedar diri...tudung kat kepala tu nak letak kat mana?) A ah, and teringin nak tertido kat tepi pantai tu without any care in the world i.e. tak ketakutan diriku dirog oleh tah mana2 imigran atau disampuk oleh hantu laut...Thank god the travel agent cakap the hotel reservation can be postponed, hopefully we'll be able to go in two weeks time.
Had a so-so weekend...poket ku dah kering because last week, i sent my car in for inspection disebabkan oleh ada bunyi cam helicopter keluar dari bahagian tayar. Ok, bukak sini, ganti sana all in all cost me more than 1k....Mr Gig was annoyed at me bec he said i didn't consult him and and he thought i had been taken for a ride by the workshop...ok..i know not many women would want / or have to bawak keta diaorg gi service...but for me, dah macam terbiasa. I was on my own a while before i met Mr Gig so i'm quite used to doing this thing by myself. My father has drummed in daripada i kecik lagi to take care of our cars..jgn biarkan benda2 kecik yg rosak melarat jadi besar etc. So, where the car is concerned, i'm quite impatient. I can't wait for Mr Gig to bawakkan because he's only free on Sundays...lagipun he isn't really bothered that much about cars (unlike most men i know)...i think kalau keta dia tu, ekzos jatuh atas jalan baru dia bawak gi workshop kut. And for me who has to travel far to work everyday, it bothers me so much because i certainly do not want to be mentioned on air as someone who causes the jam on so so highway for that morning.
Bermasam mukalah kami sepanjang weekend because Mr Gig was not too happy with me probably because...1) As a nonetheless typical malay man, i think he felt 'unrespected' as a wife i didn't consult him on this 2) He thought i had been taken for a ride but i cakap i don't think so, in fact i quite like the 'pomen' and had contemplated of proposing to him to become my toyboy so in the future no need to think about car problems anymore 3) 1k++is a lot of money and how come i tak rasa membazir pun?? (Dah tu nak buat camna?? Lagipun, kalau komplen sangat, bayar kan la!)
I can't be held at fault for being independent...Actually, believe it or not i'm the youngest in my family and until i was 15 i still could fit nicely in my father's lap. I supposed, going away to boarding school, then going overseas at 18, terpaksa survive kat public school yg takde Msians and penuh ngan anak omputeh yg kaya tapi bodoh cam vavi, pas tu gi lak Uni and once again takde Msians dlm class i...i supposed i just had to survive. I am also so used to taking care of my own finances and terbawak2 in my marriage now.
Sebenarnya, i termimpi2 jugak nak jadi pompuan yg kerja mengabiskan duit laki, berfoya2 without having to pick up the tabs and dengar cakap laki (the latter part tu yg tak berapa sanggup tu)...(tapi padan muka gak dgn Mr Gig yg dulunya ciri2 wanita idaman ialah yg independent..haa! Ambik ko!). So, uols, i ni aspire to be one kept-woman, agak2nya boleh tak?
"Witty, intelligent and curvy (gedebab yg ianya) thirtysomething who loves nothing more than night in by the fire (ni banyak sangat baca the lone heart ads masa kat UK dulu) long walks (Heathcliff of Wuthering Heights..oo..la..la) and pleasant conversation. Enjoys cooking, aromatherapy (nak hint aku ni suka memassage) and 'adventurous' (need i say more?). Only man who is emotionally mature, generous, intelligent, 'adventurous', good oral hygiene, no moustache, no penchant for Y-front briefs, healthy appetite and oh yes with thick wallet need apply.
P/S And oh yes, i come with baggage in the form of three furry lazy buggers (the human form tu kena share ngan bapak dia, so not solely mine). Oh yes, i also have voracious appetite for food and have to warn you that meals at restaurants should not be less than a three-course one. Yes, i do like to give massages but according to Mr Gig, the real one only last to about 2 minutes and pas tu dia cakap aku buat tah hapa2 tah mengikut hawa nafsuku. Did i say cooking? Actually buat kek je i pandai, kalo nak makan lauk pauk sorrryyy..Good oral hygiene is a must, kalau u floss, woweee..you're god's gift to montymelly kind. Y-fronts remind me of my father's spender, especially yg warna putih dan rupa cam cap crocodile. My man has to kuat makan, kalo set2 yg makan nasi 2X sebulan tu, tak yah la nak masuk meminang and lastly really want one with thick wallet..if not how to support my healthy appetite mah!
SO, ANY TAKERS?
(Bell, Kobau ko ada misai ke? Waaa...dah pandai demand duit bawah bantal ye? 5 posen je? That cheap ah? Kalo Mr Gig, 5 inggit pun dia kasi tengok je..no touching!)
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Conversation in house no.31
'Monty no! Who says you can go out in the morning? Asyik nak keluar saja..nak jadi kucing jalanan ke?' --> me to Monty in response to his constant miaowing and furry face pressed to the sliding door.
'It's not painful, nak lari apsal? Nak cuci je, bukan titik ubat!' -->me (again) to Princess Boyot while cleaning her ears.
'Ugiiiiiii.........ugi demam ke? Come to mummy..come...' --> this mad woman again..(who else?)
''Apa pakai baju nampak bontot ni? Bontot dah la besar' --> Mr Gig to me when we wanted to go out yesterday.
My response 'I'll stop wearing this baju when you stop wearing those tight fitting, nipple revealing t-shirt of yours'.
Me to Mr Gig , ' Can i give you a *^% job tonight?'
His response, 'OK, letak lah duit bawah bantal'
Again, this desperate wife to gigolo hubby of hers, 'oii..jaga la si little D kejap..i nak tido ni'
The gigolo's response, 'i donno, she's your responsibility..i just wanted to have fun the last time,'
Ye, tuan puan...we're as mad as hatter.
'It's not painful, nak lari apsal? Nak cuci je, bukan titik ubat!' -->me (again) to Princess Boyot while cleaning her ears.
'Ugiiiiiii.........ugi demam ke? Come to mummy..come...' --> this mad woman again..(who else?)
''Apa pakai baju nampak bontot ni? Bontot dah la besar' --> Mr Gig to me when we wanted to go out yesterday.
My response 'I'll stop wearing this baju when you stop wearing those tight fitting, nipple revealing t-shirt of yours'.
Me to Mr Gig , ' Can i give you a *^% job tonight?'
His response, 'OK, letak lah duit bawah bantal'
Again, this desperate wife to gigolo hubby of hers, 'oii..jaga la si little D kejap..i nak tido ni'
The gigolo's response, 'i donno, she's your responsibility..i just wanted to have fun the last time,'
Ye, tuan puan...we're as mad as hatter.
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Big mammals don't fare well in hot weather
The weather has been so warm lately that i am incapable of executing any tasks efficiently. Ditambahkan lagi dengan office punya central aircond yg dah breakdown compressornya and to get a replacement will require many phone calls, paperwork, quotations etc. and none of it actually bear favourable results pronto pun. This warm weather and warm office have certainly mar my lunchtime siesta. Previously, i need to berselubung dlm selimut to nap comfortably, but now kalau nak tido gak, kena berkemban or strip to bra and panty...kalau idak, mau berlengaih ketiak ku and also in those places where the sun doesn't shine.Ye la..kan i ni set2 mamalia bertubuh besar.. I cannot risk the latter...mana le tau..i don't have the only key to my office...buatnya masa ni ada org nak update computer software ke, ganti furniture ke..mesti ketakutan mereka melihat Mak Dugong bersantai di lantai ini..
This Friday will be Mr Gig's and mine 5th wedding anniversary...i haven't got anything special planned but i not-so-secretly hope that MG has something up his sleeves..i doubt it because he's not known to be the most romantic guy around..In fact this morning i reminded him dekat 10kali dgn tak malunya...and dia boleh cakap that he wants to be wined and dined metaphorically speaking. He's really living up to his nick name and walaupun dia lelaki (yg tak berapa macho), i'm sure he doesn't mind being a kept-guy...although his idea of being kept is like people keeping pet python i.e. kita kasi makan, usap sikit2 and the rest of the time leave him alone for him to me-grro-luh and membesar. And of course it doesn't include the kept-person being affable or pleasurable.
Speaking of macho man....in my line of work, i rub shoulders with many men whom i call 'pretty boys'..no, not the Keanu Reeves or Rupert Everett kind but because these men jenis yg kerja dok kat office, pakai tie looking 'pretty' all the time and my god! Cuba you suruh diaorg tukar light bulb ke, fix a baby car seat ke...or even work the washing machine (sorry Mr Gig, you pun termasuk dalam golongan ni even though you're quite handy around the house, but how often do you come across guys that iron t-shirts????). If you fine them in action pun, mostly it's their mouth doing the action (i.e. berhujah je le).
Once in a while, i have to go on some courses that allow me to come into contact with 'real guys'...you know jenis2 yg pergi kerja pakai jeans and tshirt je, very the engineering kind lah..There was once where this 'real guy' was just talking about how the Smart traffic light system works and my colleague and i were so mesmerised...belum lagi masuk ke part another guy talking about fire evacuation procedure and i'm sure deep in our thoughts we were thinking of firemen..and their suits..please ye uols...firemen i mention here is sooo not the bomba kat Mesia ni...i am thinking more in the line of yg ada calender seniri punya..haha!
(kepada urusetia yg selalu meng-organisekan this type of seminar/courses, ada permintaan dari kami pompuan2 yg gersang penglihatan (dan segala2nya) ini supaya kami digroupkan dgn jantan2 engineering...mintak dijauhkanlah kami dari jantan2 jenis accountant, lawyer dan jauh sekali dari jantan2 medical...mintak ampun kalo ada sesapa yg terasa..nak buat camna...dah naluri kami begini dong!)
On a totally different subject, last Friday lunch time, due to poket kekeringan ongkos and ditambahkan lagi oleh weather yg teramat panas, kami makcik2 gersang tetapi professional ini all decided to stay berlonggok kat bilik one of us yg ada split level aircond and thought it was the right time for our very first 'Makcik Limah's continuing 'professional' development'. The agenda was film appreciation which was in the form of Kuntilanak...aku la yg beria2 sangat nak tengok cite ni beacuse trailer and advert made it sound so scary...NOT! well, for a start, hantu tu berkaki kuda..thus dia jalan cam org kaki pengkor (kata org Perak) or macam jantan pakai high heels (i know some jantans are experts..)..and rupa2nya cite ni cam ada berbauk soft porn je...ada ke hantu berwajah jerangkung itu ada hati nak berkongketan dgn pompuan yg bertubuh mungil (what does this mean huh?) dan berkulit oh so flawless itu? Boipren org tu bukan kemain ensem lagi! So, conclusionnya, cite tak takut langsung! Cait!
That's all folks...mak si Tenang ni terlalu hot (and bothered) to stay on kat office puaka ni, so dia nak pi ronda2 KLCC..chow!
This Friday will be Mr Gig's and mine 5th wedding anniversary...i haven't got anything special planned but i not-so-secretly hope that MG has something up his sleeves..i doubt it because he's not known to be the most romantic guy around..In fact this morning i reminded him dekat 10kali dgn tak malunya...and dia boleh cakap that he wants to be wined and dined metaphorically speaking. He's really living up to his nick name and walaupun dia lelaki (yg tak berapa macho), i'm sure he doesn't mind being a kept-guy...although his idea of being kept is like people keeping pet python i.e. kita kasi makan, usap sikit2 and the rest of the time leave him alone for him to me-grro-luh and membesar. And of course it doesn't include the kept-person being affable or pleasurable.
Speaking of macho man....in my line of work, i rub shoulders with many men whom i call 'pretty boys'..no, not the Keanu Reeves or Rupert Everett kind but because these men jenis yg kerja dok kat office, pakai tie looking 'pretty' all the time and my god! Cuba you suruh diaorg tukar light bulb ke, fix a baby car seat ke...or even work the washing machine (sorry Mr Gig, you pun termasuk dalam golongan ni even though you're quite handy around the house, but how often do you come across guys that iron t-shirts????). If you fine them in action pun, mostly it's their mouth doing the action (i.e. berhujah je le).
Once in a while, i have to go on some courses that allow me to come into contact with 'real guys'...you know jenis2 yg pergi kerja pakai jeans and tshirt je, very the engineering kind lah..There was once where this 'real guy' was just talking about how the Smart traffic light system works and my colleague and i were so mesmerised...belum lagi masuk ke part another guy talking about fire evacuation procedure and i'm sure deep in our thoughts we were thinking of firemen..and their suits..please ye uols...firemen i mention here is sooo not the bomba kat Mesia ni...i am thinking more in the line of yg ada calender seniri punya..haha!
(kepada urusetia yg selalu meng-organisekan this type of seminar/courses, ada permintaan dari kami pompuan2 yg gersang penglihatan (dan segala2nya) ini supaya kami digroupkan dgn jantan2 engineering...mintak dijauhkanlah kami dari jantan2 jenis accountant, lawyer dan jauh sekali dari jantan2 medical...mintak ampun kalo ada sesapa yg terasa..nak buat camna...dah naluri kami begini dong!)
On a totally different subject, last Friday lunch time, due to poket kekeringan ongkos and ditambahkan lagi oleh weather yg teramat panas, kami makcik2 gersang tetapi professional ini all decided to stay berlonggok kat bilik one of us yg ada split level aircond and thought it was the right time for our very first 'Makcik Limah's continuing 'professional' development'. The agenda was film appreciation which was in the form of Kuntilanak...aku la yg beria2 sangat nak tengok cite ni beacuse trailer and advert made it sound so scary...NOT! well, for a start, hantu tu berkaki kuda..thus dia jalan cam org kaki pengkor (kata org Perak) or macam jantan pakai high heels (i know some jantans are experts..)..and rupa2nya cite ni cam ada berbauk soft porn je...ada ke hantu berwajah jerangkung itu ada hati nak berkongketan dgn pompuan yg bertubuh mungil (what does this mean huh?) dan berkulit oh so flawless itu? Boipren org tu bukan kemain ensem lagi! So, conclusionnya, cite tak takut langsung! Cait!
That's all folks...mak si Tenang ni terlalu hot (and bothered) to stay on kat office puaka ni, so dia nak pi ronda2 KLCC..chow!
Thursday, February 8, 2007
Fairy tales of the 21st century
The other day i was just looking at little D playing and annoying her other furry siblings. Nampak macam innocent je..she could get away pulling at Monty's tail sampai tercabut bulu kawan tu and the most he'd do was to lari. Now that she's bigger than the cat, i had no worries about the cats landing on top of her. But dgn Melly si Princess boyot tu kena careful sikit because she's swipe at little D balik with all her claws out....anyway, little D is much too young and still doesn't know the ways of the world.
I have been thinking that when i was younger and being fed with all these fairy tales..'they all lived happily ever after...' i truly believed that when two people meet, fall in love, and marry, they are supposed to live happily ever after. I coldn't understand why Prince Charles fell out of love with his late wife and betrayed her with that much older horsey looking woman. Wouldn't life be so much simpler and peaceful had we all followed the path of those characters in Fairy Tales?
Don't you think kalau sebenar2nya in today's scenario, the tales would have been like this"
1. Snow White met a group of 7 dwarves in the forest. Instead of providing shelter and protection for this young woman, they rogol dia beramai2... (twistednya aku ni!) and left her for the binatang buas to finish her off.
2. Sleeping Beauty fell into a deep slumber for aeons because there was no true men worthy enough that went to look for her..so, dia pun jadi lah andalusia...and sementara dia tengah tidur and tak sedar tu pun, some men took advantage of her...
3. The prince went to look for the owner of the glass slipper kerana itupun pasal maknya yg suruh cari..'sapa la dok tinggal kasut kat tangga rumah kite ni' bebel maknya. Along the way, he met up with the stepsisters yg tergedik2 mengaku kasut tu kepunyaan diaorg and they were offering themselves in return. Si prince pun termakan dengan pujuk rayu gadis2 gedik ini dan berkahwin la with one of them (pasal tak leh nak kahwin dgn adik beradik sekaligus kan, kena tunggu sorang gol dulu) and poor Cinderella jadilah hamba abdi hingga ke akhir hayatnya...
That's all folks, fairy tales of the 21st century.
P/S I haven't been functioning like a normal human being all this week. After the long leave, there are just tons of work to do and hapdating this blog or commenting on others' have not been possible. Furthermore, am seriously suffering from sleep depravation due to Master Yoda's a.k.a little D tendency to wake up and mengacau org nak tido tengah malam. Therefore, lunch time has been spent catching up with beauty sleep and not much of socialising.
I have been thinking that when i was younger and being fed with all these fairy tales..'they all lived happily ever after...' i truly believed that when two people meet, fall in love, and marry, they are supposed to live happily ever after. I coldn't understand why Prince Charles fell out of love with his late wife and betrayed her with that much older horsey looking woman. Wouldn't life be so much simpler and peaceful had we all followed the path of those characters in Fairy Tales?
Don't you think kalau sebenar2nya in today's scenario, the tales would have been like this"
1. Snow White met a group of 7 dwarves in the forest. Instead of providing shelter and protection for this young woman, they rogol dia beramai2... (twistednya aku ni!) and left her for the binatang buas to finish her off.
2. Sleeping Beauty fell into a deep slumber for aeons because there was no true men worthy enough that went to look for her..so, dia pun jadi lah andalusia...and sementara dia tengah tidur and tak sedar tu pun, some men took advantage of her...
3. The prince went to look for the owner of the glass slipper kerana itupun pasal maknya yg suruh cari..'sapa la dok tinggal kasut kat tangga rumah kite ni' bebel maknya. Along the way, he met up with the stepsisters yg tergedik2 mengaku kasut tu kepunyaan diaorg and they were offering themselves in return. Si prince pun termakan dengan pujuk rayu gadis2 gedik ini dan berkahwin la with one of them (pasal tak leh nak kahwin dgn adik beradik sekaligus kan, kena tunggu sorang gol dulu) and poor Cinderella jadilah hamba abdi hingga ke akhir hayatnya...
That's all folks, fairy tales of the 21st century.
P/S I haven't been functioning like a normal human being all this week. After the long leave, there are just tons of work to do and hapdating this blog or commenting on others' have not been possible. Furthermore, am seriously suffering from sleep depravation due to Master Yoda's a.k.a little D tendency to wake up and mengacau org nak tido tengah malam. Therefore, lunch time has been spent catching up with beauty sleep and not much of socialising.
Friday, February 2, 2007
I have been on leave since last Wednesday...these tired bones of mine need some rest once in a while. So, i do what i do best i.e. makan, tido, makan, tido......in fact i left the house around 9am this morning, as i've been summoned by a friend to see a client privately at her place. To little D and maid, I pretended as if i was going to work like normal. Regular work starts at 8am but it's not uncommon for me to leave after 9 just to avoid the jam if miss leaving the house at 6.30am. ..i mean the one that finishes at 5pm or 6.30 the latest. I could have come back after i finished seeing the client after an hour but nooooooo..what did i do???? i went to spend, spend, spend my money! Then i pretended to my maid like i just got home from work early when i finally showed my face at 2pm....ye la...kalau dia tau sebenarnya, apa ke jenis ibu aku ni? Enggak mau meramas mesra dgn anak sendiri...i'm truly shameless!
Uols, i have to take back what i said about not knowing how to spend my money..i am actually a compulsive shopper! From Tuesday till today i.e. less than 4 days, i have spent closed to RM1k...but of course i have something to show for...List of things i bought (and ate)
Tuesday - Necklace (accessory type one, not gold)
Sushi King
2 pairs of shoes
and something else i can't remember now
Wednesday - thank god duk kat rumah saja
Thursday - 2 tshirts and swim floaties for little D
Moisturiser
Cleanser
Friday - 3 tops (really! tu dia sampai 3!)
Bra
Looking at the pattern, i think i'm a hoarder. Yes, i wouldn't pay, say, for e.g. RM300 for a top but i would if for that amount of money, i get 3 tops. So, i go for quantity isnt it? Gosh...i'm just soooo common.
I mentioned to hubby a.k.a from here on as Mr Gig (olo) that most bloggers i came across would use such 'wonderful' terms of endearment for their husbands. E.g. lover, darling hubby, light of my life etc. etc. anyway, he's pretty excited that i told him i refer to him as Mr Gigolo...he must think the term makes him sound all virile and horny...oh peleaaazzzeee!You know how these exemplary hubbies would shower the wifey with gifts...from handphones to something mere basic like sperms..and the wifey never fail to comment on their blogs how generous their hubbies are.. (eeiii..jahatnya aku mengutuk laki bini org ni). Si Mr Gig said, 'wei, yg renovate kitchen hari tu utk sapa'?'' That one counts meh? It's not as if i like to cook! Anyway, my dearest darling Mr Gig, if you ever happen to read this (don't think so), thanks so much for the kitchen and the new oven and washing machine that came with it...oh yeah, while we're still at husband appreciation post, thanks also for the 2kilos worth of beef cut and sanitory towel yesterday.
OK uols, i want to comment on uols nye posts but since i'm at home and the internet is all so slow..too lazy i guess. But hapdate, jangan tak hapdate! And the two makciks, you know who you are.
Uols, i have to take back what i said about not knowing how to spend my money..i am actually a compulsive shopper! From Tuesday till today i.e. less than 4 days, i have spent closed to RM1k...but of course i have something to show for...List of things i bought (and ate)
Tuesday - Necklace (accessory type one, not gold)
Sushi King
2 pairs of shoes
and something else i can't remember now
Wednesday - thank god duk kat rumah saja
Thursday - 2 tshirts and swim floaties for little D
Moisturiser
Cleanser
Friday - 3 tops (really! tu dia sampai 3!)
Bra
Looking at the pattern, i think i'm a hoarder. Yes, i wouldn't pay, say, for e.g. RM300 for a top but i would if for that amount of money, i get 3 tops. So, i go for quantity isnt it? Gosh...i'm just soooo common.
I mentioned to hubby a.k.a from here on as Mr Gig (olo) that most bloggers i came across would use such 'wonderful' terms of endearment for their husbands. E.g. lover, darling hubby, light of my life etc. etc. anyway, he's pretty excited that i told him i refer to him as Mr Gigolo...he must think the term makes him sound all virile and horny...oh peleaaazzzeee!You know how these exemplary hubbies would shower the wifey with gifts...from handphones to something mere basic like sperms..and the wifey never fail to comment on their blogs how generous their hubbies are.. (eeiii..jahatnya aku mengutuk laki bini org ni). Si Mr Gig said, 'wei, yg renovate kitchen hari tu utk sapa'?'' That one counts meh? It's not as if i like to cook! Anyway, my dearest darling Mr Gig, if you ever happen to read this (don't think so), thanks so much for the kitchen and the new oven and washing machine that came with it...oh yeah, while we're still at husband appreciation post, thanks also for the 2kilos worth of beef cut and sanitory towel yesterday.
OK uols, i want to comment on uols nye posts but since i'm at home and the internet is all so slow..too lazy i guess. But hapdate, jangan tak hapdate! And the two makciks, you know who you are.
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