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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Cik Kiah the destroyer

Today has not been a good day. Bunyi cam mengada sangat kan? Sikit2 pun nak emo. Well, it started this morning, i was up early, sempat la tak buat subuh gajah. Tapi antara nak pakai baju ada la pulak si kenit nak menetek la, tudung tak kena gaya walaupun dah dekat 10min beregek depan cermin kata org. Then i left something in the bedroom and had to run upstairs to get it and little D dah jaga masa tu of course dia terus meghoyan when i dashed out again. When i plan to have a good day, antara misi dan visi ialah utk watch what i eat. Keep telling myself, ala..nasik tu bukan sedap sangat, tak yah la makan lunch or dinner. Ratah lauk je, amboi! Pas tu ingatkan diri yg mungil ini lagi tak yah la melantak saki baki kuih raya yg dibawak oleh PA di office ku tu. Balik tu the main story, i saw MG's car was blocking mine, well no problem, i selalu reverse kan je. Tapi tadi the gear stucked, 4,5 kali i try masih tak leh masuk2 gak. I freed the gear hoping that with the existing slope kat porch tu the car would just slide in reverse tapi tak boleh jugak. Last2 had to call up MG and mintak dia turun and move his car..dia cakap a ah ketat sikit. I kata tolong la, i dah lambat ni, dia kata alah! Bebudak ni dah jaga dah la...last2 dia turun gak ngan muka macam garbage enzyme ku yg diperam tu. Well, it really spoilt my mood. Husband!! Obviously la when i singgah the petrol station to top up my TnG, habis satu bar besar cokelat i copet n gobbled down secepat mungkin (tak sempat sampai tol pun.

I really spiralled downwards after that. Tiba kat office dpd tak nak breakfast i makan semangkuk laksa you all! Then ada pulak la yg bawak cucur bawang dari rumah, gone lagi. Pas tu dapat a few more chocs dari kawan yg baru balik berpeleseran overseas. Plus kudap kudapan lain yg exist kat office ni. Thanks MG, kerana mu bini mu yg temmo (tembam molek..hehe) ni bertambah lagi sekurang2nya setengah kilo.

I was trying to finish off this quiz which is needed tomorrow. Halfway buat masa lunch teramatlah mengantuknya and had to curl up bawah selimut (idakle i ni tidur semedang seperti yg dipropakan oleh esah tu). Bila nak print tak boleh pulak. Pas tu bagi thumb drive kat PA mintak dia printkan, habis computer dia dijangkiti virus dari thumbdrive i. Rupa2nya i menternak segala jenis virus kat dlm desktop i (according to my little boss it's because i suka merambangi website2 yg dodgy..where got la!) Aiyoooo kadawale! Bila nak email that document to her using my laptop server lak cam ngok ngek. Antara nak menunggu dia dapat document tu mulut tak berhenti2 mengunyah...so, by the end of today i'd probably has put on a few kilos..in the end, my desktop, the PA's and kemungkinan laptop ini kena masuk clinic esok. Little boss kata aiyo, aku ni tak habis2 mendamage kan harta syarikat...

I telah ada history menjahanamkan shredder jabatan. Bukannya apa, i ni bila ada kertas2 yg bersepah, i become shredder happy. Bukan setakat kertas je, CD, credit card..ye lah, i kononnya nak menolong environment kan, because bebenda yg telah dishred tu akan di ambil oleh lorry recycle. Satu hari i cam bongok adventurous tak tentu pasal and try to shred some plastic cover...big mistake! 1, 2 ok, dia laju. Masuk 3, 4, 5 OK lagi, then it got stucked! I couldn't get the damn thing out or pushed it in. In the end kena pi hantar maintenance and the company kata sorry, spare parts dah takde and now ni shredder tu dok tersepuk kat jabatan menunggu pelupusan. Sib baik nama Cik Kiah tak naik dlm meeting. Another time, lepas berot-ot kat toilet, I tarik the tali nak pam and the handle came flying you! I try nak attach balik but attach to what? Whole damn thing came off! Kat floor ni ada satu toilet duduk, satu toilet cangkung. The toilet duduk tu le yg terdamage tu. La ni tengah tunggu org datang repair and pada sesapa yg still tak nak buat balancing act n mencangkung (termasuk saya, kenalah guna sistem curah. Seriously speaking, has the jarak between the two spots where you positioned your feet for mencangkung increased? Rasa payah benor kena mengangkang...or is it me yg dah tak supple lagi (i.e. temmo tadi kan..). Anyway, selepas ramai memperkatakan tentang phantom yg telah menconvertkan sistem perjambanan itu tadi kepada yg lebih kuno, terpaksa la Cik Kiah mengaku yg kitalah yg bertanggung jawab.....

But honestly speaking, i have nothing to do with the lift yg tengah rosak ni....

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