Weekly assignment

I feel like a school kid. i memang jenis yg menurut perintah. dari sekolah dulu memang i ni menggeruni cikgu2 and not the other way round like bebudak sekarang. kalau teacher cakap tahi cicak is tahi lembu i pun akan iyekan je. esah nak hapdate, i hapdate. btw, i'm listening to a lecture by the big boss, so im updating using my pda yg canggih saja nak bongkak sikit. so excuse my typo n the lack of commas etc. hambik kau, tak kosser cik kiah nak membega keypadnya.
siti left on saturday. a sad day for little d n yours truly sikit lg nak buat cerita hindustan. airmata keluar berjurai2. i dapat penggantinya but im not revealing whr i copet ths new girl. nanti kang tak pasal2 aku masuk lokap atau paling kurang pun tak diserve di kantin tempat kerja i.

sometimes in our lives hidup kita disentuh oleh seseorg. in my case siti is the person. she was with us for only 21/2 mths. she cant clean house well. kalau pampers bebudak boleh kumpul satu bakul kat atas rumah pun dia tak buang ke tong sampah lagi. mg cakap sampah depan mata pun dia tak nampak. pokok bunga mg pun sempat dia terbunuh 2-3 jenis. but she was a godsent..she came when i tengah demam2 pening cari org nak jaga anak lepas bibikku lari. she smiles a lot didnt talk back soft spoken n best of all she genuinely loves the kids. apasal la kakak dia nak kena kawin pulakkan? kenapa dia nak kena balik kan? sorry this is meghoyan talking.

on a more cheery note the kids kenduri went ok. banyak lah sedara mara dtg. speaking of makcik2 ni adalah sorang ni cukup tak setuju that i dont use a buai to put babyx to sleep. masa pi beraya rumah dia pun dah mengomel kat i... bila babyx terjaga after only an hours sleep dia cakap haa..itula tak berbuai..budak tak lena. and uols, dia cakap sampai terjuih2 mulutnya. i malas le nak melayan dgn semua statistics budak jatuh buai otak bergoncang syndrome or whatever syndrome and tah hapa2 lagi..plus kalau nak berjalan takkan nak hangkut gak buai tu like what si baung has to do...n malas jugak i nak cakap si baby x tak lena tidur pasal kenduri kan..org bising. sabar je la! tapi kalau hati masih panas sampai next year take note mg i tak nak gi beraya rumah dia. jangan nak paksa2 i.

random thoughts
1. i think scarle*t johanwhatever has big boobs and bum ..matila lesbo erotica!
2. kim k@rdashian puts on too much makeup..mata n bibir sama2 garang. its a no no kan ...kena refer to our inhouse makeup artist
3. big boss aku vontotnya is too bulat..for a guy.
4. kim0r@ lee simm0ns punya rings around her neck mengasyikkan i..what is happenning to me??
5. im sooo good at multitasking.

OKla please put commas capital letters etc. wherever necessary.