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Saturday, January 14, 2012

Goss

Who is this Neel0fa and why asyik keluar masuk paper? At first i ingat nama brand mekap tempatan...does she sing or act? And please la MM jangan lah setiap minggu gambar cover girlnya pose gedik maut...geliat sana geliat sini..pas tu dgn caption: So and so masih bergelora...or so and so masih menunggu lamaran with pose mulut separuh terbuka ala2 viktoriabekam. Hodoh kalau tak kena gayanya.

Then a few weeks ago, heboh pasal this national top scorer yg bergambar pakai tights/leggings (?) bunga2, rambut oren and no tudung in sight. Sampai masuk the 8 o'clock news. For crying out loud, take it at face value that that's all she did. Ada some blogs tu hebohnya macam dia dah jadi kapiak..kesian pulak tengok maknya kena defend dia dgn mengaku maknya yg belikan baju2nya. Biarlah...she's at the age that she needs to explore or finding who she really is...i think she has a close relationship with her mum, so tak yah la kita nak keriau2 cam dia ni lost cause. Kita doa je le dia ni remain the same person she was on the inside, balik ke mesia and berbakti considering its taxpayers' money yg menghantar dia ke sana kan? Org tak pakai tudung bukannya semua jahat and likewise yg pakai tudung bukannya semua baik. Entah2 dia tu lagi menjaga her '5 pillars of islam' compared dgn kita yg mengutuk, kan? I think what irks the people yg pot pet pot pet ni is the fact that she dares to be different. Sampaikan dia skeaping inglun pun orang boleh komen mengada2 le, takyah dah la hantar students ke obersea..bengong or what? Kalau dah dok sana bertaun and mix around with the locals (and yg tu pun yg kita nak kan?), mestilah cakap kita pun akan berubah. Students yg dok obersea 3, 4 tahun and then balik mesia masih cakap english tonggang terbalik tu yg patriotic sangat lah tu ye? Then a few years back, ada lah satu forum ni yg cam heboh kata that student dropped out medic. Jenuhla org mengutuk..until one of her classmates defended her saying that she took a year out to do a bsc or something like that. Tak malu ke melayu ni? Cepat nak kutuk bangsa sendiri and someone else yg mendefend pulak. Only those who excel will be offered a year out to do a degree in BSc then pas habis sambung balik with the medic or dental course.

Then what is it with the over 50s artists in Msia? Kalau cucuk botox whatever ngaku je lah. Tak yah lah kata teknik solekan lah, minum air pegaga sejak dari tadika lagilah, makan tempe lah..for crying out loud, are you kidding me?. Tak perasan ke muka uols semua sepesen...semuanya looking permanently surprised with bee stung lips.

And then masalah rumahtangga between this artist and her so much younger husband yg tak kurang handal jugak in his field. Ada je benda tak suka si jantan akan lari balik celah ketiak maknya..pastu hilangkan diri tak jenguk anak..i rasa sejak kawin takde yg 1 tahun tu tanpa adegan lari2 ni. If i were the woman, tak yah dahla ko kejar2 dia, terus je la tukar mangga pintu rumah tu and i see you in court. Dah terbukti laki kau tu baru bercerai susu and tak matang lagi. Move on je la dik...anak dah dua (or just one?), kecik2 lagi...depa nak main kejar2 pun agaknya takde can pasal asik paknya je yg lari tak kasi can org lain. And cemana nak bahagia kalau you dgn in-laws pun asyik ada issues? Ikutlah pepatah ni, pinggan tak retak, nasik tak dingin...

6 comments:

  1. Wahhh...siapakah yg menjadi mangsa tulisan mu ini? Btw klw pakai pc biasa aku takleh comment, pesal? Ni aku pakai aipek bley pulak?

    Viktoriabekem skeaping hinglen

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  2. Elo vlerr mana aku tau pc ko..btw yg jantan baru putus susu tu yg mak dia sekampung dgn mak Ani BNS tu.

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  3. Saya tau..saya tau siapa heheh... Yup i wonder gak apesal neelofa tu glamer. She's one of the host in nona baru ni dengan farah fauzana (baru tau). The series masa nak pass baton from vanidah to them to totally meloyakan hahaha. I suka when u and mak aji buat update heheh.

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  4. Arena,
    A ah, you pun agree kan? Awat si loofah tu glamer sangat..

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  5. tats wai i also rite in my blok abouk det gel.....nothing wrong with her!! yg terlebey ustazah ni kemain kondem...kannn CK kan??

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  6. Kapitan, a ah. Over habis! Sib baik minah tu cool je masa org interbiu dia.

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